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Why is homosexuality wrong?

XenonII said:
It's the mosiac law of Leviticus that's no longer neccessary for Christians to adhere to. The prohibition of men and women dressing up like glorifyed trannies still stands. Indeed it is more relevant today than ever before now that such an abomination, like homosexuality, runs rampant.
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I called troll right here. I just can't even see most of the crazy right wingers in my world utter the word "trannies" and also; lubricant is evil? Some 19 year old is chuckling it up about that one.


DoubtingStephen said:
When I were a wee gay lad in Catholic school I used to ponder that minimalist garment he wore on the cross. When I say ponder I'm trying to avoid provoking a moderator action. Ponder is not exactly what I did. Use your imagination, I did. Woof.
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Have I had a chance yet to tell you, Stephen, that you are one of my favorites on the forum? Have I told you that you are FABULOUS? Well, you are.


wollery said:
I'm late to the party, but I'd like to join. I'm a blonde haired, green eyed Jew (means I must be mixed race, either that or I'm the second coming), and I'm dating a Chinese girl.

Can I join LA in her own circle of hell?
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It's hip to be Armenian right now- finally we're being seen as an oppressed minority instead of just hairy weird people. Can I come to hell too? Any hell hcmom and LA are going to, I'm going to try to get into.

DoubtingStephen said:
Does this fairly terse answer leave on the table the possibility that you might be attracted to both males and females?

It's OK if you are, there are lots of successful bisexuals in highly respected positions, even one representing the state of Idaho in the US Senate.

You should consider coming out as a bisexual and just accepting yourself the way that you are. I think you might find you'd spend a lot less time condemning total strangers for reasons that you actually fear in yourself.

Really, relax a little. Flirt with an attractive guy. You might just start giggling from the sense of freedom and relief you'd feel.

You don't have to constantly condemn and harass gay people if you admit that you too are a Friend of Dorothy. Think about it.
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Again, FABULOUS!


LostAngeles said:
But... my genetic sin of race-mixing!

my pants! I can lose the pants

my math! homework I'm neglecting

my love of labia and penises!

...

Will there still be cake?
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Take me with you, LA. Take me with you. And go ahead and bring your pants. Why not?


Ian Osborne said:
Why don't we send him to Iran? He'd get first-hand experience of what a homophobic totalitarian theocracy is like...
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(nobody tole me we could do that...can we do that? Cool...)
 
Is it considered inappropriate to post jokes on the Forum? Oh well, I guess I'll soon find out if not, but this came in just now and seems poignant, and is essentially intended for Xenon's delectation, if he's still subscribed to this thread:

A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver.

She says: "I'm going to die soon and I want to have sex before I do, but must remain a virgin, so it can only be anal, and I cannot commit adultery, so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?"

Driver: "Absolutely!", and proceeds to meet the nun's wishes on the back seat of the bus.

Afterwards, feeling guilty, the driver says: "I'm sorry; I lied. I'm actually married with three kids."

Nun: "Oh, it's ok really. My name's actually Kevin, and I am heading to a fancy dress party!"
 
Let him move to the Vatican and be with the other Christian fundies. Sounds good to me. Though perhaps not the Vaticans.
 
nails3jesus0 said:
have you ever lived somewhere where its been an issue? i have, and its not fun. its not so fantastic for health care and law enforcement either. it just tends to clog things up. I would feel very rude if i didnt at least make an effort to learn the language of a place i was moving to, ya know? its hard to learn a new language so if someone just tries i appreciate it a lot.
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Many do. The problem is that many immigrant working schedules do not work well with the taking of language classes.

But really this has nothing to do with "Why is homosexuality wrong?", though.
 
It isn't wrong.
It's worse.

It's boring.
It's as 1970s as Ford Capris, fitted carpets and mechanical calculators.
Fer Pete's sake, we're supposed to be thinkers here- Can't we think up some new and imaginative form of bigotry to bleat about?
 
Soapy Sam said:
It isn't wrong.
It's worse.

It's boring.
It's as 1970s as Ford Capris, fitted carpets and mechanical calculators.
Fer Pete's sake, we're supposed to be thinkers here- Can't we think up some new and imaginative form of bigotry to bleat about?
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I will work on that.

Hmm, it needs to be a fairly fundamental trait, it just seems so trivial being a bigot over their shoe color for example, but it needs to be a trait that people have not been bigots about already.

This might be tougher than I initially thought.
 
Mark A. Siefert said:
It's the old atheist-equals-Communist fallacy from the Cold War era. Apparently, it's impossible not to believe in god and believe in capitalism at the same time.

Unless your Ayn Rand...

...or Penn Jillette...

...or me.

Did I leave anyone out?
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Hi there! :D

So, according to XenonII, because my wife and I have different skin colors, we are sinning by being married and having a child? Such a position defies all logic.

But wait, my wife also wears pants! And we're both atheists/agnostics!

-My sideburns are trimmed!

-I eat pork!

-I wear mixed fabrics!

-I watch R-rated movies, and I don't even feel dirty and bad about it afterwards!

Train to Xenon Hell, here I come. Woo woo!

Save some cake for me, everyone.
 
hcmom said:
* hcmom;3090192 buys a couple more cake pans
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Also, DoubtingStephen gave me an idea: we need some fresh scallops and some good bacon. Also, lots of butter and a frying pan.

A stove wouldn't hurt, but we could probably make it work with the eternal fires of Hell.
 
hcmom: If you run out of space, I'll be happy to do the same "bigger on the inside" spell that I used on my own parcel down in the 8th level. It's amazing how much bigger the place is. I even have place for a second burning brimstone pool.

BTW: Do you know a decent DJ? Lucifer had to cancel. Something about having to expand the level containing the arrogant people who see the splinter in their neighbours eye but not the forrest in their own......
 
Ian Osborne said:
Why don't we send him to Iran? He'd get first-hand experience of what a homophobic totalitarian theocracy is like...
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But he'd be happy, right-- rumor has it that there are no homosexuals in Iran... and we know what a holy place that is. Quick XenonII-- they are awaiting men of your caliber.
 
prewitt81 said:
Matters dealing with moderation should be discussed in Forum Management. As usual, anyone can report posts which violate the Membership Agreement. Remember, while it's ok to call intolerant bigots intolerant bigots when backed by evidence, it is not ok to call them idiots, morons, or scum. Giving alternative viewpoints a voice here is specifically called for in the MA, and as long as such members remain within the rules, they will not be actioned for their ideas.
Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: prewitt81
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Even if they are idiots, morons, and/or scum.

Paul

:) :) :)
 
JonnyFive said:
Hi there! :D

So, according to XenonII, because my wife and I have different skin colors, we are sinning by being married and having a child? Such a position defies all logic.

But wait, my wife also wears pants! And we're both atheists/agnostics!

-My sideburns are trimmed!

-I eat pork!

-I wear mixed fabrics!

-I watch R-rated movies, and I don't even feel dirty and bad about it afterwards!

Train to Xenon Hell, here I come. Woo woo!

Save some cake for me, everyone.
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I´m considering opening my own hell,as apparently Eternal Damnation is a growth industry.

Anyone interested in reserving a place, please PM me.
 
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