Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[Locknar]

Great!

I will be in the Flagstaff area over the weekend for a camping trip with my family. I WILL make sure that I very loudly proclaim my doubt while in the woods....by myself.....at night......I'm scared just thinking about it.......at night.......all alone.......nobody else.......just me........ and bigfoot.

If you start to hear banjo music, or the phrase "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!" - RUN!

 

[William Parcher]

DrewD, if you are dead in two years, Neal will know that Bigfoot killed you. Think about it.

The last author to write a book about cooking BFT, died within 2 years. Her body suddenly became completely riddled with cancer. Think about it.

 

[bruto]

Bruto, You must be new to this thread, and thus have gone into attack mode, right out of the gate.

No

Why don't you ask Jimmy Carter as to exactly what he recalls. You seem to be excluding him from your little insinuation that I am a liar. Theodore Roosevelt, Stephen Hawking, Dan Rather and Paul Harvey, have all stated that Bigfoot are real, in public or on the national news media. Why focus on Jimmy Carter?

I focus on Carter because he's the one you mentioned. If you have documented statements from those others, then I'd love to see them.

The experiment won't work if you simply stepped onto your back porch. Because you will not hear the Bigfoot when they come by about 3am since you retired inside. They may choose to rip the forest apart in order to make a point that they are more powerful than you are, so you should show a little more respect.

But that's exactly what I'm asking. I want to get a bigfoot ticked off, so that it does something tangible. Can you advise what I should do to accomplish this? What would be a suitable technique for both soliciting and angering a bigfoot? Are there bigfoot in the Champlain valley?

The NSA for starters, has a lot of people with time on their hands. They keep things like Bigfoot panics from occurring during the reign of their boss. That's so that they can say, "it didn't happen on our watch". By deleting that segment, they save Jimmy Carter from future embarrassing moments, they contribute to the deletion of bigfoot's existence from history, and they screw with your mind. By destroying evidence of an event that the public can use to defend themselves against a frivolous lawsuit brought on by the government, the government increases the chance of winning. Except Mr. Jimmy Carter will be subpoenaed to testify, since we all know this particular historical fact.

So have the NSA succeeded or not? You seem to be unsure of which side of that question you're on.

Bigfoot isn't a belief. Bigfoot is a fact, because I have heard plenty of Bigfoot. And I can hear them every weekend if I so chose. The believers are the ones that believe that Bigfoot does not exist, since they have no corroborating evidence. The fact that they are interdimensional, does not mean that they do not exist. They just rarely exist in the same dimension that man occupies. Because man has guns and is not reluctant to use them, especially when he gets scared and is about to wet his pants.

Virtually every farmer in the midwest, has a bigfoot living within only a few yards of his home. I have heard that those farmers do not speak ill of the bigfoot, because the bigfoot allows them to live and farm there. Those who choose to disrespect the bigfoot, have been met with a sudden and unexplicable loss of livestock. So what sacrafices are you willing to make, for science? Your dog? Your poultry? Your barn? Perhaps even yourself?

I'm willing to take the risk. How long should I wait after dissing bigfoot out loud before I can expect something to happen? How do you propose that I recognize and document bigfoot retaliations? I'm sorry that I have no livestock to put at risk, but I do have a couple of barns.

Bigfoot are benvolent, as long as you respect them. All bets are off, if you choose to disrespect them.

My bets are not off. My bet is on. Please advise me on how I can test for the presence of bigfoot here. I will assume all the risk. What are bigfoot really sensitive about? Their smell, their very existence, their intelligence, their sexual habits? I'm willing to utter whatever unpleasantries you might deem most offensive and take my chances.

 

[bruto]

I have to add that if the NSA had any brains at all (not that I would attribute much braininess to any gov't agency either....)they would have saved their efforts and their money and their personnel. After all, what's more suspicious than a bunch of men in black or whatever, swooping down on TV stations and deleting material? It would have been much much easier, especially at the time mentioned, to plant stories and talking points and punch lines that made Mr. Carter out to be a crackpot. After all, look at what happened with the rabbit?

I don't want a bunny wunny in my wittle wo' boat
In my wittle wo' boat in the pond
Cause the bunny might be cwazy and bite me in the fwoat
in my wittle wo' boat in the pond....(loosely remembered song by Tom Paxton)

 

[Locknar]

DrewD, if you are dead in two years, Neal will know that Bigfoot killed you. Think about it.

The last author to write a book about cooking BFT, died within 2 years. Her body suddenly became completely riddled with cancer. Think about it.

Neil/Historian...the book was published in 2000, she died in 2004; that would be 4 years. Was this just a mistake, or does Bigfoot have some power/control over time as we know it?

 

[William Parcher]

That rabbit's dynamite!

 

[Normal Dude]

"We're looking for Bigfoot monsters."

"LOOK! A monster!"

"Where, behind the rabbit?"

"It IS the rabbit!"


I love this thread.

 

[Locknar]

"We're looking for Bigfoot monsters."

"LOOK! A monster!"

"Where, behind the rabbit?"

"It IS the rabbit!"


I love this thread.

Harvey is touched

After the movie, it was hard for him to get work. He had the role of the Killer Rabbit in "Holly Grail", but they cut him after a contract dispute. Depressed, drinking, he attacked Carter and well...it was down hill from there.

 

[DrewD]

What are bigfoot really sensitive about? Their smell, their very existence, their intelligence, their sexual habits? I'm willing to utter whatever unpleasantries you might deem most offensive and take my chances.

"Yo mama was so hairless that she was mistaken at birth for a Fell Beast!!!!"

 

[William Parcher]

Some folks noticed that he had stopped eating his own feces. That's when a rabbit has hit rock bottom.

 

[DrewD]

What are bigfoot really sensitive about? Their smell, their very existence, their intelligence, their sexual habits? I'm willing to utter whatever unpleasantries you might deem most offensive and take my chances.

"Yo mama is so hairless that people think she is a dover demon!!!!"

"Yo mama is so fat that when she phases into another dimesion she leaves fat behind."

 

[historian]

Finally one I can personally check! My work very often has me in touch with folks at the Carter Center, including the former President. As it happened, I was able to speak briefly on the phone with someone who really would know this and before we wrapped it up, I said, "I heard Mr. Carter once had an encounter with a Bigfoot."

He said, "You mean the truck?"

I said, "No, the creature."

He laughed and said, "I'm afraid you were misinformed."

I already called the Carter Library. Their records stopped the day Carter left office. They also do not attempt to remember anything that happened after that. Carter knew that. That's why he waited until after he left office to make a public statement in regards to Bigfoot. So it would appear, THAT YOU MADE EVERYTHING UP! Nice try though!

 

[Locknar]

I already called the Carter Library. Their records stopped the day Carter left office. They also do not attempt to remember anything that happened after that. Carter knew that. That's why he waited until after he left office to make a public statement in regards to Bigfoot. So it would appear, THAT YOU MADE EVERYTHING UP! Nice try though!

I'm sorry, this would be incorrect. They have a vast amount of post Presidency material, such as his Nobel Lecture given in December 2002.

Any luck in remembering a date when Carter mentioned Bigfoot, or say where he talked about it?

 

[Spektator]

I'm sorry, this would be incorrect. They have a vast amount of post Presidency material, such as his Nobel Lecture given in December 2002.

Any luck in remembering a date when Carter mentioned Bigfoot, or say where he talked about it?

Absolutely. And I am positive that the person I spoke to would have been well aware of any comment former President Carter would have made on Bigfoot. He is an extremely well-informed source.

 

[Locknar]

Absolutely. And I am positive that the person I spoke to would have been well aware of any comment former President Carter would have made on Bigfoot. He is an extremely well-informed source.

Unless the NSA agent had already gotten to them, which I didn't think of before.

I'm still waiting for Neil/Historian to provide a date/location for when Carter said this...he seems to be the only person in the world that remembers it so obviously the NSA agents have errased not only the media record but our minds as well.

I need to start wearing my lead hat.

 

[Locknar]

As you may have noticed (if you look at my profile information), I live in Maryland which has had several Bigfoot sightings over the years. In my case, I have several acres of woods, which backs up to a reserve of several 1000 acres (all woods).

I just went outside and yelled all kinds of anti-Bigfoot stuff (insults, taunts, "yo mama" jokes, etc), and will do so again every hour until midnight.

Should the Bigfoot appear, and are so enraged they do more then just destroy the woods but actually come into my home, I wanted a public record of what I've done.

This may very well be my last post, if it is I wish you well. I will report back in the morning, if I am able, as to any damage.

 

[DrewD]

Unless the NSA agent had already gotten to them, which I didn't think of before.

I'm still waiting for Neil/Historian to provide a date/location for when Carter said this...he seems to be the only person in the world that remembers it so obviously the NSA agents have errased not only the media record but our minds as well.

I need to start wearing my lead hat.

Tin hat! If you wore a lead hat people will think you are crazy.

Just ask Neal/Hist

 

[AtomicMysteryMonster]

A classic quote from historian (circa 2005, then known as "bigfootmagnet"):

"Plus, both former President Jimmy Carter and renowned scientist Steven Hawking, have made public statements that Bigfoot is paranormal. Steven Hawking, in his youth at U.C. Berkeley, rolled his wheelchair up and down the sidewalks giving impromptu lectures on Bigfoot the inter-dimensional / invisible paranormal from another dimension and possibly from another galaxy. So if the top scientist in our planetary system says that Bigfoot is inter-dimensional, that's good enough for me. "

The thing is, Stephen Hawking wasn't in a wheelchair in his youth and didn't go to U.C. Berkely...

 

[bruto]

I already called the Carter Library. Their records stopped the day Carter left office. ...

Then it's a good thing Spektator had the brains to call the Carter Center, instead.

 

[bruto]

A classic quote from historian (circa 2005, then known as "bigfootmagnet"):

"Plus, both former President Jimmy Carter and renowned scientist Steven Hawking, have made public statements that Bigfoot is paranormal. Steven Hawking, in his youth at U.C. Berkeley, rolled his wheelchair up and down the sidewalks giving impromptu lectures on Bigfoot the inter-dimensional / invisible paranormal from another dimension and possibly from another galaxy. So if the top scientist in our planetary system says that Bigfoot is inter-dimensional, that's good enough for me. "

The thing is, Stephen Hawking wasn't in a wheelchair in his youth and didn't go to U.C. Berkely...

Maybe Hawking is an interdimensional dude himself, and you just missed that manifestation.