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Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

madurobob said:
Yeah, but you'd only be hungry again in a few minutes when it phased back out. Hardly worth the effort.

But, think of the hunting trophy you could have over your mantle!
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Actually, I already have an invisible hunting trophy on my wall :)

More than one, in fact.

However, they're very difficult to dust properly.....
 
historian said:
The last author to write a book about cooking BFT, died within 2 years. Her body suddenly became completely riddled with cancer. Think about it.
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Can you share the name of the author, or the title of the book? I'd want to make sure to say clear of anything she may have written....
 
historian said:
The Psychic Sasquatch states that the bigfoot claim that they contacted Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter also confirmed on national TV, that bigfoot are real and are paranormal people. Which of course, let's the bigfoot secret out of the bag so that the U.S. Government cannot prosecute anybody for spreading bigfoot secret knowledge.

Check out the signal to noise ratio of most recording devices. They are pretty low. That is why suttle sounds and/or bigfoot sounds are normally unrecordable. Except when they attempt to dismantle the forest, or provide a wood knock, which is what I have.
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I can not find any reference to Jimmy Carter claiming to have seen Bigfoot, let alone saying that on national TV. Do you have a date this happend? Can you post a link to what ever site/story you found?

The only things I can find are about him and the killer rabbit, and in 1973 he filed a UFO report (while Gov. of Georgia).

That is to bad about the sounds and being unable to record them. Though you mention they make more noise when they attempt to dismantle the forest, or a wood knock, which you have? You have what...a recording of this noise? Could you post that?
 
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historian said:
The Psychic Sasquatch states that the bigfoot claim that they contacted Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter also confirmed on national TV, that bigfoot are real and are paranormal people. Which of course, let's the bigfoot secret out of the bag so that the U.S. Government cannot prosecute anybody for spreading bigfoot secret knowledge.
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See?
Its a bigfoot's claim. Its not Carter's claim.
Got it?:monrolleyes:
 
So Bigfoot is real, and Jimmy Carter's paranormal?

It's getting really difficult to remember where we are with which part of the conspiracy, isn't it?
 
historian said:
Reta Crowe, wife of famed Bigfoot researcher Ray Crowe
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Ray's wife was Theata... Did you ever try any of her dishes? Have you read the recepie for say Yeti Spaghetti? It calls for meatballs made from ground goat meat not Bigfoot.

How did she cook invisiable meat? Where did she get the meat from? So you know how many others have died from eating Bigfoot?

Any luck finding a link on the Jimmy Carter thing you've mentioned? Harvey says Jimmy saw him in the river, though he (Harvey) is a giant rabbit and not a Bigfoot.
 
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Locknar said:
I can not find any reference to Jimmy Carter claiming to have seen Bigfoot, let alone saying that on national TV. Do you have a date this happend? Can you post a link to what ever site/story you found?

The only things I can find are about him and the killer rabbit, and in 1973 he filed a UFO report (while Gov. of Georgia).

That is to bad about the sounds and being unable to record them. Though you mention they make more noise when they attempt to dismantle the forest, or a wood knock, which you have? You have what...a recording of this noise? Could you post that?
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TV news archives likely deleted that segment from their library. I recall seeing Carter make the statements, and then remember that his stint in the White House was just over with. Carter had just returned from a trip overseas about this same time, in regard to welcoming Iranian captives back into U.S. custody. It was an outdoors interview, in Georgia. He was dressed casually. The feds could easily have gone to the people who keep TV news archives, and deleted that brief segment. All in the name of national security. As in, your security or insecurity.

The noise that I have recorded is in a video. I have no plans to post it on the internet.

If you guys want to duplicate it though, please go camping in a remote location and wait for it to get dark. Then you make the same insensitive statements that you made recently on this thread. Then, go to sleep in your tent. You may then get run out of there in the middle of the night, your camp may be demolished with you in it, or we may never hear from you again. Bigfoot are everywhere. This is not an approved method of Bigfoot calling. Low probability of survival without a scratch.
 
Locknar said:
Ray's wife was Theata... Did you ever try any of her dishes? How did she cook invisiable meat? Where did she get the meat from? So you know how many others have died from eating Bigfoot?

Any luck finding a link on the Jimmy Carter thing you've mentioned? Harvey says Jimmy saw him in the river, though he (Harvey) is a giant rabbit and not a Bigfoot.
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Theata, did not actually attempt to cook any BFT. She merely wrote the book as a joke. Except the joke was at her expense.
 
historian said:
TV news archives likely deleted that segment from their library. I recall seeing Carter make the statements, and then remember that his stint in the White House was just over with. Carter had just returned from a trip overseas about this same time, in regard to welcoming Iranian captives back into U.S. custody. It was an outdoors interview, in Georgia. He was dressed casually. The feds could easily have gone to the people who keep TV news archives, and deleted that brief segment. All in the name of national security. As in, your security or insecurity.

The noise that I have recorded is in a video. I have no plans to post it on the internet.

If you guys want to duplicate it though, please go camping in a remote location and wait for it to get dark. Then you make the same insensitive statements that you made recently on this thread. Then, go to sleep in your tent. You may then get run out of there in the middle of the night, your camp may be demolished with you in it, or we may never hear from you again. Bigfoot are everywhere. This is not an approved method of Bigfoot calling. Low probability of survival without a scratch.
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That is to bad the video has been deleted; the NSA agents must have been very busy, to delete that clip world-wide like that. Do you at least remember when this was...a month, year, etc?

It is also to bad you will not post your video. Why won't you?

So say when you go camping, what do you use to attract Bigfoot? I'd love to hear them, but do not want my camp demolished.... Are you saying that Bigfoot is, or can be, agressive and attack people?
 
historian said:
Theata, did not actually attempt to cook any BFT. She merely wrote the book as a joke. Except the joke was at her expense.
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Oh...ok; so you are saying that the Bigfoot did not appreciate the joke and killed her with cancer? If yes...is all cancer caused by Bigfoot?

Can they inflict other deadly diseases?
 
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So joking about Bigfoot gives you cancer.

Some days - as Bilbo Baggins said - it's dangerous to walk out of your front door.
 
historian said:
TV news archives likely deleted that segment from their library. I recall seeing Carter make the statements, and then remember that his stint in the White House was just over with. Carter had just returned from a trip overseas about this same time, in regard to welcoming Iranian captives back into U.S. custody. It was an outdoors interview, in Georgia. He was dressed casually. The feds could easily have gone to the people who keep TV news archives, and deleted that brief segment. All in the name of national security. As in, your security or insecurity.

The noise that I have recorded is in a video. I have no plans to post it on the internet.

If you guys want to duplicate it though, please go camping in a remote location and wait for it to get dark. Then you make the same insensitive statements that you made recently on this thread. Then, go to sleep in your tent. You may then get run out of there in the middle of the night, your camp may be demolished with you in it, or we may never hear from you again. Bigfoot are everywhere. This is not an approved method of Bigfoot calling. Low probability of survival without a scratch.
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That's very convenient. So you have as testiimony a suppressed news conference that only you remember and a secret recording that only you have heard.

Since Bigfoot are everywhere, and seem not to be fazed by most physical barriers, why must one be camping in a tent? For example, I live well out in the country, and in fact not so far from Whitehall, NY, where some persons allege Bigfoot has touched down. Would the experiment work if I simply uttered out loud, perhaps from my back porch, insensitive and scoffing remarks about the existence and character of bigfoot(s)? If not, why not?

I am serious here. I will happily go out and utter, loudly or softly, insensitive statements impugning the character, existence, and any other aspects of the squatch and his kin that you think might be particularly offensive to one that is listening. I will even be willing to breach rule 8 in the privacy of my woodsy domain. Please let me know what, if any, specific things I should say. I am willing to risk this for the sake of science, but I need your help to do it right.

Oh, an afterthought: since many if not most people think that sasquatches are nonexistent, and I venture to guess that most would consider the observation that they are paranormal the utterances of a crackpot, and since Jimmy Carter was already taking a lot of heat for various things he had uttered, what reasonable motive would there be for the vast and troublesome operation of deleting his statement from the archives, considering the great possibility that someone unknown, somewhere, might have it on video tape? I realize that economy and efficiency are anathema to conspiracy theorists, but I still have to ask, why bother?
 
Parcher said:
Are the suggestions to him to pursue the Challenge coming from sarcasm, or the idea that he has a shot at it?
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Alan G said:
Why does he have less of a shot than dowsers, psychics, ghost hunters, spoon benders and the rest?
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When I say "has a shot at", I mean that the JREF skeptic has a full understanding of the necessities of the application process, and then looks at Neal's claims and position, and then concludes that he already has what is needed to go all the way to testing.

I didn't say he has less of a shot than those others you named. Dowsers and spoon-benders probably have more of a chance than the others because these claims more easily lend themselves to independant verification.

At this point, it looks like only Neal would be able to determine if an invisible Bigfoot is standing in front of you. If you are sitting quietly in the woods with Neal and he points out a Bigfoot - you may not see it. He insists it's there in spite of this. Alternatively, you hear that tell-tale ZZZT (BF shifts dimensions) and think you've got one - but Neal says it was only a cicada fly-by. You are still a newbie and expert Neal will tell you when BF shows up.
 
bruto said:
For example, I live well out in the country, and in fact not so far from Whitehall, NY, where some persons allege Bigfoot has touched down.
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Bigfoot plays football in NY?!?!?!

Do they wear uniforms or does the ball just seem to float across the field?
 
They are INVISIBLE!!!!!!1111! You can't watch them, you can only tell they are playing by TEH SOUNDS they make!!11!!
 
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