Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[historian]

Ah, I see. And you're sure the dog didn't just want to be put down so he/she could go and have a wee?

Wasn't my dog. The owners told me exactly what I told you.

 

[historian]

And you know this because...? What connection do you have with NSA? Have you ever worked for NSA? Worked with another organization that works with NSA? Which branch of NSA kept bigfoot secrets? I'd love to know, because I had contact hundreds of times with NSA (mid 70's - mid 80's), and never once did I see or hear any mention of bigfoot.

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RayG

I observed an NSA agent as he was observing me. I also played a little game of mental telepathy with him. He didn't pass muster. His repeated actions, his inability to conceal his intent with facial expressions, and his fake cover game him away. The Bigfoot also helped out by identifying him as a spy to a person that communicates telepathically with them. I have never worked for the NSA or any other law enforcement or law breaking organization. Everyone is on the need to know basis. Why would any of them spill their guts to a person who had no need to know. Although I did have an FBI agent spill his guts once. The FBI picks up the bodies.

 

[Slimething]

Sometimes I wish I was an Invisible Bigfoot. Really. Waiting in line at airport security would be a thing of the past. I would be the most sought after pro athlete in history. Could you imagine a basketball team of five IBs? I could even read people dreams and really mess with them if I wanted to. The only problem is that IBs can't talk! Bummer!

 

[RayG]

I observed an NSA agent as he was observing me. I also played a little game of mental telepathy with him. He didn't pass muster. His repeated actions, his inability to conceal his intent with facial expressions, and his fake cover game him away.

How did you confirm he was an NSA 'agent'?

I have never worked for the NSA or any other law enforcement or law breaking organization. Everyone is on the need to know basis. Why would any of them spill their guts to a person who had no need to know.

Exactly. So how is it even though you were not employed by NSA, were not employed by an agency that had connections with NSA, you were privy to NSA information?

The FBI picks up the bodies.

In hefty 2-ply garbage bags issued by the Man from Glad, no doubt.

Did you tell your physician about the NSA agent? See, the government controls all the doctors, so he/she may have some inside info about alternate dimensions and invisible bigfoot. If I were you, next time I went to see the good doctor, I'd mention these things and see if he/she blows his/her cover.

RayG

 

[Hokulele]

historian, if you can play "mental telepathy" with an NSA agent and sense an invisible Bigfoot by its "electromagnetic" presence, you should have no problems with either winning the Million Dollar Challenge or becoming the most famous person ever. Forget the Bigfeet and pixies, and go see someone about these other abilities.

 

[LTC8K6]

Does an invisible bigfoot make a reflection in a mirror? Can they see themselves in a mirror?

Since dogs can detect them, should we all get dogs to warn us? Can dogs track them?

When it's raining, can we see an invisible bigfoot outlined in the water as it bounces off of it, or does the water pass right through it?

How about in heavy snow? Does the snow reveal them or pass right through?

How about if an invisible bigfoot walked across a road that was covered in a foot of snow? Does it make a trail?

Does hail hit them or not?

If they jump in a lake or cross a river do they make a splash?

Can they swim, or does the water just pass through them making them unable to swim?

 

[Normal Dude]

I think we need another thread in the conspiracy section. Sounds like we have only stratched the surface of the saga of invisible bigfoot.

 

[historian]

How did you confirm he was an NSA 'agent'?

Exactly. So how is it even though you were not employed by NSA, were not employed by an agency that had connections with NSA, you were privy to NSA information?

In hefty 2-ply garbage bags issued by the Man from Glad, no doubt.

Did you tell your physician about the NSA agent? See, the government controls all the doctors, so he/she may have some inside info about alternate dimensions and invisible bigfoot. If I were you, next time I went to see the good doctor, I'd mention these things and see if he/she blows his/her cover.

RayG

I wasn't privy to NSA information. I reached my conclusions after careful observation. I have no physician. The body heals itself.

 

[historian]

historian, if you can play "mental telepathy" with an NSA agent and sense an invisible Bigfoot by its "electromagnetic" presence, you should have no problems with either winning the Million Dollar Challenge or becoming the most famous person ever. Forget the Bigfeet and pixies, and go see someone about these other abilities.

Everyone has telepathic ability to some degree. They just don't all know it or attempt to develop it. Electromagnetic presence feels like heat at close range. It is pretty difficult to miss.

 

[historian]

Does an invisible bigfoot make a reflection in a mirror? Can they see themselves in a mirror?

The mirror does not exist in their higher dimensions, so it would likely be ineffective.

Since dogs can detect them, should we all get dogs to warn us? Can dogs track them?

Bigfoot are benevolent. There is no reason to warn you. Dogs can but won't track them.

When it's raining, can we see an invisible bigfoot outlined in the water as it bounces off of it, or does the water pass right through it?

The rain would pass right through them in the dimensions twice removed and higher. The Bigfoot would not feel the rain in those higher dimensions.

How about in heavy snow? Does the snow reveal them or pass right through?

Same deal.

How about if an invisible bigfoot walked across a road that was covered in a foot of snow? Does it make a trail?

Bigfoot only leaves a trail if in the dimension once removed from ours or in our dimension.

Does hail hit them or not?

Same deal.

If they jump in a lake or cross a river do they make a splash?

Only if they are in the dimension once removed from ours or in our dimension.

Can they swim, or does the water just pass through them making them unable to swim?

They can swim in our dimension or the dimension once removed from ours.

 

[arthwollipot]

Arthwollipot, you seem to be well up on yowies. Could you tell me what their position is on pease porridge hot?

Hot or cold, it doesn't matter. They take the pease in order to annoy us, not to consume it themselves.

Also, if there is only one victim with pease pudding, but many yowies, how do they handle that? Do they line up? That is to say, are they minding their pease in queues?

Yes, they queue. It's like a game to them. They won't take each others' pease; they only take the pease of humans like us. And it's because we react so well, running about and shouting "who the &$%@ is taking the pease?" and waving our arms in the air.

If you're very quiet at night, you can hear them laughing at us. Don't try too hard though, or they'll notice you and rip your arms off.

Wasn't my dog. The owners told me exactly what I told you.

Okay, so you don't know for sure then.

Everyone has telepathic ability to some degree. They just don't all know it or attempt to develop it. Electromagnetic presence feels like heat at close range. It is pretty difficult to miss.

Then why has no-one won the million dollars yet? Seriously, Hokulele's right. If you can demonstrate this telepathic ability under controlled observing conditions, regardless of whether there's a bigfoot present or not, you could be a million dollars richer.

 

[TjW]

If you're very quiet at night, you can hear them laughing at us. Don't try too hard though, or they'll notice you and rip your arms off.

So, in short, just quiet, disarming chaps.

 

[Normal Dude]

They can swim in our dimension or the dimension once removed from ours.

Do they get wet?

I wonder what a wet bigfoot smells like?

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Yup - armless!

I knew it! I just knew it!

It's just like Arthwollipot and I mentioned a couple of days ago - it's all the evil gubmint's fault.

Please see below for my comments on my telepathic abilities.....

YBW

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Historian,

You replied to me that you "didn't want to train the competition".

Competition for what?

Oh - and how do you sense an electromagnetic presence? Do you use instruments?

 

[Orphia Nay]

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How about if an invisible bigfoot walked across a road that was covered in a foot of snow? Does it make a trail?
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That's what I want to know. Historian - have you got evidence of their footprints?

If not, how do you know they are Bigfoot, and not, say, an invisible unicorn?

Are invisible Bigfoots pink (while we're on the subject)?

 

[Alan G]

So bigfeet are invisible but can be heard, smelt, communicate telepathically and understand English. Can they:

fly

fly UFOs

hide on a grassy knoll

Sneak thousands of tons of thermite into 2 tall tower buildings over 24 hours

sneak thousands of tons of gold out of 2 tall buildings over 24 hours

Are they from the same dimension as the reptilians or is that a different dimension?

Is there any way to stop them intercepting your thoughts telepathically, perhaps usng aluminium sheets as a shield?

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Welcome Alan,

I think you forgot "Can they shape-shift?"

 

[Cuddles]

Oh - and how do you sense an electromagnetic presence? Do you use instruments?

Well, brass instruments are good for curing the lurgi, so it would make sense that other kinds would detect electric bigfeet. Personally, I recommend the violin. Cellos can be more effective, but the bigfoot may feel threatened. Wind instruments are too disturbingly Freudian and will normally just result in the bigfoot collapsing in fits of giggles, which damps their magnetic aura and makes them difficult to detect. It is speculated that attempts at using oboes to detect bigfoots may be the cause of rumours about giggling gnomes.

mental telepathy

As opposed to the other kind of telepathy?

And, what exactly is a "dimension twice removed from ours"?

I think it's what you get when the mother of your dimension marries her second cousin once removed.

Why is the NSA involved with Bigfoot?

The important question is, if the NSA is involved with invisible bigfeets, is this thread now elligible for the Stundies?

 

[Locknar]

NSA fulfills the directive of the US government, which is to keep Bigfoot a secret, by whatever means necessary.

Interdimensional people can grab something in our dimension, and make it disappear. Bigfoot can stand one on each side of you, and make you disappear supposedly. I haven't tried it.

Of course you realize that it is illegal for NSA to operate/conduct operations within the US; that would be the job of law enforcement (ie. the FBI).

Why would anyone use microwaves to locate Bigfoot? You didn't answer why the (the Bigfoot) come here to eat mushrooms & corn. You also didn't answer, if they are invisable, why they destroyed cameras.

Anyway...so just so I can follow along; you won't take your "proof" to anyone, and when asked here about "proof" you produce a link to some hack website? Certianly you must have something, some "proof" you can post on line, point us to on the Internet, which would prove your case.

Of course Harvey, my invisable giant rabbit, says you have no proof. Everyone knows it is the giant rabbits that are invisable.