Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[manofthesea]

Invincible Bigfoot

I like that. Invincible bigfoot. So 21st century! Let's start this off right.
1) Does invincible bigfoot have a saggy bottom? Let's end that now.
2) I was discussing with CN the obvious gigantism relating to NA mammals.
3) Not trying to be offensive, (bloggers took care of that immediately following the disaster) but wasn't the distress phone call taped concerning the three climbers on Mt. Hood last year.
4) I'd like to see annual stats relating to missing outdoors people in various wilderness areas of the west coast, particulary the PNW.

 

[Yeah_Right]

I've given some thought to this invisible Bigfoot, and, frankly, I just don't see it.

 

[Skeptical Greg]

Invisibility is no big deal. No blindness involved at all. All I have to do is start asking a gal for a date.

I wonder if your name has anything to do with it ?

 

[madurobob]

It takes no more than 2 days for a Bigfoot to find where you live, from my own experiences. They may then stay in the vicinity or camp out inside your home in another dimension and phase, depending on whether they like you or not. One of their favorite tricks is to camp outside your bedroom and eavesdrop on your dreams at night. If they don't like what you are dreaming about, then they slap the outside wall of your bedroom and wake you up.

[Rule x] me! Its not just invisible, but entirely ephemeral and able to phase in and out of dimensions at will (time too?) and is a good private detective to boot? It hides outside my bedroom and slaps the wall when I don't dream right?

I am so totally screwed. Wait.. "depending on whether they like you or not". Do they stay if they like you, or if they don't like you? Its really important I know this asap.

How do they feel about internet pornography? (if your species is invisible, whats counts as pornography?)

 

[historian]

You boys don't seem to have what some would call, an open mind.
In 1975, the previous 4th dimension of TIME, was reassigned by both a consensus of U.C. Berkeley staff and Stephen Hawking, TO EXPLAIN BIGFOOT INVISIBILITY. The Bigfoot as well as dozens of other smaller people, hide in the higher dimensions so they don't get shot by morons with guns. The reason why the government has not told you about it is evidenced by the above posts. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Dimension changes occur by modifying the frequency of vibration of free quanta loops, as described in the book, X3. This is information relayed by also invisible aliens, to DVIR. Crop circles are made by aliens, in order to quietly prove that they are here. Bigfoot also quietly proves that he is here and real.

The government did one very famous experiment that delt with invisibility. Residents of Philadelphia and retired U.S. Navy personnel have both verified to me that it happened. It is called the Philadelphia Experiment. Look it up on the internet. They caused a battleship to disappear.

Hollywood is constantly stealing ideas from the Bigfoot, and not giving them credit for it. "Predator" is just one example, except Bigfoot is not a predator. They are benevolent interdimensional people.

Don't forget to take a walk in a dark and remote woods this weekend. If we don't hear from you again, we will assume that you ran into something other than Bigfoot.

 

[tube]

Hollywood is constantly stealing ideas from the Bigfoot, and not giving them credit for it. "Predator" is just one example, except Bigfoot is not a predator. They are benevolent interdimensional people.

If it bleeds we can kill it.

 

[Slimething]

Dimension changes occur by modifying the frequency of vibration of free quanta loops, as described in the book, X3.

Like this?

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

The Philadelphia Experiment!

Have a look at something like Wikipedia for the story behind this - it's a HOAX!

Oh - and it wasn't a battleship (huge, great thing) - it was a destroyer escort (much, much smaller). If you're going to quote stuff, please make sure you get the facts straight.

YBW

 

[arthwollipot]

I'm stunned.

I think the previous poster said it best. YouBelieveWHAT?

 

[Normal Dude]

I call prank. This can't be real.

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

I was stunned too, when I read it.

Thanks for the comments, though

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Oh, and thank you Slimething - LOL!!!

I did wonder if they're honey-nut quanta loops.

But if they're free, I'll have as many as you can send

YBW

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

You boys don't seem to have what some would call, an open mind.
In 1975, the previous 4th dimension of TIME, was reassigned by both a consensus of U.C. Berkeley staff and Stephen Hawking, TO EXPLAIN BIGFOOT INVISIBILITY. The Bigfoot as well as dozens of other smaller people, hide in the higher dimensions so they don't get shot by morons with guns. The reason why the government has not told you about it is evidenced by the above posts. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Dimension changes occur by modifying the frequency of vibration of free quanta loops, as described in the book, X3. This is information relayed by also invisible aliens, to DVIR. Crop circles are made by aliens, in order to quietly prove that they are here. Bigfoot also quietly proves that he is here and real.

The government did one very famous experiment that delt with invisibility. Residents of Philadelphia and retired U.S. Navy personnel have both verified to me that it happened. It is called the Philadelphia Experiment. Look it up on the internet. They caused a battleship to disappear.

Hollywood is constantly stealing ideas from the Bigfoot, and not giving them credit for it. "Predator" is just one example, except Bigfoot is not a predator. They are benevolent interdimensional people.

Don't forget to take a walk in a dark and remote woods this weekend. If we don't hear from you again, we will assume that you ran into something other than Bigfoot.

BTW - Evidence?

YBW

 

[Correa Neto]

Star Trek technobabble sounds better...

 

[Drewbot]

If they are invisible in our dimension, then are we invisible in their dimension?

I guess if they are invisible, you can throw out all of the 'Sightings'

If they are invisible, why do they need to be 'fast and elusive'?

Wouldnt the energy requirements of a cloaking device cause BF to need too much energy, which is not available in North America's northern forests.

If A top predator like BF is invisible, then why do deer have such good sensory mechanisms? Wouldn't the invisibilty keep the prey from even knowing that there is danger around? and thus the percieved neccessity of heightened senses reduced, resulting in deer that just stand around waiting to get clobbered by invisible threats?

 

[catbasket]

In 1975, the previous 4th dimension of TIME, was reassigned by both a consensus of U.C. Berkeley staff and Stephen Hawking, TO EXPLAIN BIGFOOT INVISIBILITY. The Bigfoot as well as dozens of other smaller people, hide in the higher dimensions so they don't get shot by morons with guns.

In pop news, Time - former drummer with The Dimensions - has left the band to join up and coming groove-meisters Invisible Bigfoot. A spokesman for Time, Mr. Stephen Hawking, said this was due to musical differences only; there had been no personality clashes as mistakenly reported in the tabloids.

Latest from Discworld - the Wee Free Men (aka Pictsies) have announced they are leaving to hide in the higher dimensions. A small blue spokesman claimed this was to ensure they don't get shot by morons with guns. He was later heard to exclaim "Bigjobs!", though his precise meaning here is unclear.

And now, sport ...

 

[madurobob]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Dood, I can handle truth way weirder than that. I am capable of believing that you believe this stuff!

Dimension changes occur by modifying the frequency of vibration of free quanta loops, as described in the book, X3.

X3? Is BMW somehow involved?

Bigfoot also quietly proves that he is here and real.

I don't get it. He goes to all this effort to hide in the higher dimensions, but then seeks to quietly prove that he is here? WTF?

Hollywood is constantly stealing ideas from the Bigfoot, and not giving them credit for it. "Predator" is just one example, except Bigfoot is not a predator.

Have you considered the very real possibility that Bigfoot is actually working for Hollywood? Bigfoot is not a predator? Whats he eat?

Don't forget to take a walk in a dark and remote woods this weekend.

I, in fact, do this on a daily basis. Or does it have to be on a weekend when Bigfoot is off work? Does he get vacations?

Drewbot brought up an interesting point - can Bigfoot "see" across dimensions? How is this possible? How can he reside in a higher dimension, yet see me in this dimension and slap on my wall at night, and yet, I cannot see him?

Snow: can I use the name "Invisible Bigfoot" for my rock band without paying you royalties? That is the perfect name.

 

[catbasket]

Snow: can I use the name "Invisible Bigfoot" for my rock band without paying you royalties? That is the perfect name.

Go for it - just buy me a pint when you're rich and famous.

 

[madurobob]

Thanks!

So, I've heard about serial killers, but what are the musical tastes of bigfoots?

 

[catbasket]

So, I've heard about serial killers, but what are the musical tastes of bigfoots?

Little Tich and his amazing Big Boot dance