September 2007 Stundie Nominations

Mobyseven said:
Ugh. I hate explaining jokes.

I was using colours associated with happiness and joy to juxtapose the actual contents of my day, which amount to essential wake-work-travel-rehearse-travel-work-repeat.
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Too metaphysical for my tastes. Maybe next time you could try something with fart jokes.
 
JonnyFive said:
Ah, so he's a student of the malcolm kirman school of physics.
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You know, I'd consider making a donation towards the establishment of such an institution, provided it was also made the subject of a Reality TV series.
 
maccy said:
You know, I'd consider making a donation towards the establishment of such an institution, provided it was also made the subject of a Reality TV series.
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Also, the school should probably be called "The Malcom Kirman Institute of Practical Physicologicalmologolyics."
 
JonnyFive said:
Also, the school should probably be called "The Malcom Kirman Institute of Practical Physicologicalmologolyics."
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"The Malcom Kirman Institute of Practical Physicologicalmologolyics for Kids Who Can't Do Practical Physicologicalmologolyics Good".
 
maccy said:
You know, I'd consider making a donation towards the establishment of such an institution, provided it was also made the subject of a Reality TV series.
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That'd be entertaining - for a little while. But only for a little while. The attrition rate would be appalling - and there'd be Darwin awards for most of the casualties.
 
MortFurd said:
That'd be entertaining - for a little while. But only for a little while. The attrition rate would be appalling - and there'd be Darwin awards for most of the casualties.
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"What do you mean 'A .50 caliber rifle will penetrate that piece of steel you're hiding behind'? That bullet is lead, and steel is harder than lead! That bullet will bounce right off of... *ping* *splat*"
 
It could be a Big Brother style elimination contest.

"Which of these ten students will survive with their sanity intact?"
 
maccy said:
It could be a Big Brother style elimination contest.

"Which of these ten students will survive with their sanity intact?"
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If you're going to use Twoofers, I'd say that assumes facts not in evidence.
 
JoshuaBair finds a way to make an incorrect claim even wronger:

JoshuaBair said:
However, I didn't find much in the way of proof that metal can collapse faster than the speed of gravity.
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link
 
qarnos said:
JoshuaBair finds a way to make an incorrect claim even wronger:
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It's like he just took a series of keywords and rearranged them randomly, then added a few connecting words to make it into a technically correct English sentence.

"I don't think metal freefall can be controlled by thermite planes. Clearly the government used C4 bombs on the aluminum! Show me the money!"
 
In which Terral does some calculations ...

Terral has been squandering bandwidth over at LCF with monumental cut+paste CT regurgitations full of gibberish, but part of this post is a Stundyesque cracker -

Terral deduces that Flt 77 was a cruise missile

Scroll down to the 5th photo and read the <cough> analysis.

Having read quite a lot of Terral's "work" though, I'm half inclined to believe that he's 'aving a larf.
 
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This probably isn't eligible, as it's a response to a blog post about the Penn & Teller BS episode on immigration, but I'm quoting it anyway:

anonymous said:
thows two are basterds, they dont beleve in god and mock him, (see some of there other shows) i dont get why anyone would spend a second of there time to lissen to them rant for what they call reason. reason is the tool of the devil.
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http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2007/09/penn_and_teller_********_on_im.php#comment-218770
 
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