Gravy
Downsitting Citizen
- Joined
- Mar 27, 2006
- Messages
- 17,078
I need to get some expertise so I can get on that list. I thought of some new qualifications. Maybe these will do.
- I can throw a football 80 yards.
- When I was twelve I set an unofficial world record for catching coins off my elbow.
- Arthur Miller once played a practical joke on me.
- I used to be able to recite "A Child's Christmas in Wales" from memory, but no so much anymore.
- I received news coverage in Vienna for waltzing to the Blue Danube Waltz in the Danube.
- I have one of the largest collections of American popular song owned by a non-homosexual.
- I am a dog whisperer.