Bigfoot - The Patterson-Gimlin Film

[William Parcher]

I'd like to see a species of undocumented primate proven to exist but nothing 100% conclusive has been
forthcoming since 1967.

Here is a video copy of a film of that species of undocumented primate. This video allow you to see such a primate as it was filmed in nature. Lu, Lummi, Sweaty, Huntster & Lyndon will assure you that this is the real deal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Khbis2GPw

Bigfoot is real, and they control the cheap a simp.

 

[LTC8K6]

Its a bloke in a suit.

Make up your mind already...

 

[LTC8K6]

WE R IN CONTROL
We control the data banks
We control the think tanks
We control the flow of air.

We're controlling traffic lights
We control computer flights
We control the chief of staff.

We control the TV sky
We control the FBI
We control the flow of heat.

Computer age in harm's way.
We will prevail and perform our function
C.C.T.B.

We're controlling
We're controlling
We control.
We're controlling
We control.
We control.

We control you floor to floor
We control you door to door
We're controlling while you sleep

Computer age in harm's way.
We will prevail and perform our function
C.C.T.B.

Computer age in harm's way.
We will prevail and perform our function
C.C.T.B.

We are in control, we are in control, we are in control.
We are in control, we are in control, we are in control.
We are in control, we are in control, we are in control.
We are in control, we are in control, we are in control.

Chemical computer thinking battery.

Neil Young.

 

[LTC8K6]

"Cheap a simp" was hilarious, WP!

 

[Teresa.Hall]

Well wasn't that a cheerful little song. LOL

 

[William Parcher]

We control the flexing digits
We control the thigh fidgits
We control the muscle groups
We control the clinging poops
We control the stumpy hands
We control the rigid glands
We control the ponderous mass
We control that awesome ass
The MDF shows baby lift
Cause Bigfoot is our God's true gift.

Recorded by The Stupid Blind Skeptics at Triad Recording Studio, Ft. Lauderdale, FL.

 

[Teresa.Hall]

I will say this about the Patterson Gimlin footage. I find it compelling. I don't have any facts or figures. I have nothing to add to what's already been said pro or con. It is what it is. Like everything else that's come down the pipe in the last forty years it's not going to prove the existence of a bigfoot animal and I don't have any problems with anyone who thinks differently than I do about it. What I believe isn't important it's what I can prove and that's precious little.

Like Rene Dahinden once said "Something's making those g*dd*mned tracks!" Either a lot of people have a lot of time on their hands and a need to fake some tracks, or something's actually tracking up North America. I just wish they didn't have so many different variables of toes. three, four, five? If people are hoaxing tracks I wish they'd get together and decide once and for all how many toes there's going to be. If there are real animals making tracks with different amounts of toes we have a lot more looking to do.

 

[tsig]

Because it would mean that Patty is human, shapes her head, braids her hair, lives in cultured villages and is smart enough to use fire. Even us Bigfoot proponents think that's absurd. He produces some great shots of Patty though.

Why not rent a plane with IFR and find Bigfeet?

 

[William Parcher]

I will say this about the Patterson Gimlin footage. I find it compelling. I don't have any facts or figures. I have nothing to add to what's already been said pro or con. It is what it is. Like everything else that's come down the pipe in the last forty years it's not going to prove the existence of a bigfoot animal and I don't have any problems with anyone who thinks differently than I do about it. What I believe isn't important it's what I can prove and that's precious little.

The PGF is quite compelling
I say the same of Tori Spelling
I don't have facts or figures now
But Bigfoot surely is no cow
The PGF is what it is
It surely puts me in a tiz
Forty years have come and gone
Those skeptics are still like a pawn
Ole Bigfoot can't be proved to be
But bulging muscles are to see
What I think don't mean too much
But skeptics seem to need a crutch
Those Bigfoots hide among the oaks
While skeptics are such stupid folks...

 

[tsig]

I will say this about the Patterson Gimlin footage. I find it compelling. I don't have any facts or figures. I have nothing to add to what's already been said pro or con. It is what it is. Like everything else that's come down the pipe in the last forty years it's not going to prove the existence of a bigfoot animal and I don't have any problems with anyone who thinks differently than I do about it. What I believe isn't important it's what I can prove and that's precious little.

Like Rene Dahinden once said "Something's making those g*dd*mned tracks!" Either a lot of people have a lot of time on their hands and a need to fake some tracks, or something's actually tracking up North America. I just wish they didn't have so many different variables of toes. three, four, five? If people are hoaxing tracks I wish they'd get together and decide once and for all how many toes there's going to be. If there are real animals making tracks with different amounts of toes we have a lot more looking to do.

Rent a plane to do an IFR survey.

Costs about $200 a day.

 

[Hellbound]

I don't have an agenda and I didn't come over here to promote a radio show. Read back to my first post and why I came. What I said to Sweaty was not meant as a nip, swipe, or even an attack. It was meant as my true opinion. I never said I was "over Sweaty" and I'm not 100% a proponent for the existence of bigfoot. If I were I still wouldn't jump on Sweaty's bandwagon if I didn't agree with him. I don't think a proponent should come to a skeptical forum and insult skeptics for being skeptical. He won't convince anyone here by insulting them. I'd like to see a species of undocumented primate proven to exist but nothing 100% conclusive has been forthcoming since 1967. I don't call people fools for not seeing what I see or believing the way I believe. I don't think that's the way to convince anyone. As for one bigfoot proponent attacking another, even if I were convinced and was a bigfoot proponent whole heartedly, if I don't agree with another bigfoot proponent I am not going to align myself with that person because they are a bigfoot proponent. If I disagree I'll say so and that's as it should be.

I appreciate Sweaty's ability to be kind to others as well but that in no way reflects on my opinion of bigfoot research nor should it. I don't agree with people because they're nice, I agree with people because I think they are right or have a valid point. Are you saying you follow his point of view because he's been nice to you and you appreciate that?

Sorry, just nice to see someone who argues based on their beliefs and personal integrity, rather than to polarize it into an Either-Or, black/white, with-us-or-agin'-us attitude.

 

[Skeptical Greg]

WP, Patty's face strongly reminds me of this fellow:

As for the ways that could be used to extend Patty's arm and have moving fingers, I think that tube got it right. Simplest method possible, and fits with what is known about Patterson increasing a costume's forearms.

Dfoot was way ahead of you ..

Here is the 12 page thread..

The Mask I Wish I Had

 

[William Parcher]

Why not rent a plane with IFR and find Bigfeet?

Our government already flies planes with FLIR to search for missing people in Bigfoot country, but they never spot a Bigfoot during their missions. Obviously, Bigfoot runs far away from regions where people go missing. It doesn't just run away from the planes... it runs away before the planes even begin to approach the area. How does Bigfoot know which direction to run? We don't know, but obviously it always chooses a direction that cannot be detected by infrared cameras.

I think that Bigfoot parents teach their children one simple lesson. Fleeing is not enough, because you could just end up running into more humans. When you run, you need to escape their entire world. You need to dissolve into the nothingness. We have been doing this for centuries without fail. You can do this too, little Bigfoot. Run, run, run. Only stop for a short time when you need to kill a deer to eat its liver. Keep running away. Be especially afraid of cameras, as they will capture your soul.

 

[William Parcher]

Dfoot was way ahead of you ..

The legacy he seems to have left among the Pattycakes is that he once believed in the authenticity of the PGF, then ditched that belief to become a hapless and fraudulent skeptic that never was able to create a decent facsimile of Patty before he vanished into the nothingness.

 

[Luminous]

WP, you can see it in this video, which must be taken from MKD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Khbis2GPw

Aside from the music I thought that collection of images was amazing. The thumb did appear to touch the fingers. And I saw some "jiggle" action as well as movement of the breasts. I'm a bigfoot proponent so quite naturally this appears to me to be a living creature. This also seems to confirm my original premise: that the key to unlocking this mystery is found in the musculature.

I have a hard time believing that Roger Paterson was skilled enough to outdo even the best Hollywood costume designers of his day. If that's a suit, it would have to be quite complex to simulate all the major muscle groups like that. Patterson would have to be a genius in anatomy.

 

[Luminous]

I don't have an agenda and I didn't come over here to promote a radio show. Read back to my first post and why I came. What I said to Sweaty was not meant as a nip, swipe, or even an attack. It was meant as my true opinion. I never said I was "over Sweaty" and I'm not 100% a proponent for the existence of bigfoot. If I were I still wouldn't jump on Sweaty's bandwagon if I didn't agree with him. I don't think a proponent should come to a skeptical forum and insult skeptics for being skeptical. He won't convince anyone here by insulting them. I'd like to see a species of undocumented primate proven to exist but nothing 100% conclusive has been forthcoming since 1967. I don't call people fools for not seeing what I see or believing the way I believe. I don't think that's the way to convince anyone. As for one bigfoot proponent attacking another, even if I were convinced and was a bigfoot proponent whole heartedly, if I don't agree with another bigfoot proponent I am not going to align myself with that person because they are a bigfoot proponent. If I disagree I'll say so and that's as it should be.

I appreciate Sweaty's ability to be kind to others as well but that in no way reflects on my opinion of bigfoot research nor should it. I don't agree with people because they're nice, I agree with people because I think they are right or have a valid point. Are you saying you follow his point of view because he's been nice to you and you appreciate that?

My point remains. You did speak "down" to him as if he was your inferior. People here may not like him, but I'll stand tall with anyone who shows genuine kindness to me, proponent or skeptic. This is not really a bigfooting issue, Teresa, it's an issue of treating others as you would want them to treat you. JMO

 

[RayG]

I don't agree with people because they're nice, I agree with people because I think they are right or have a valid point.

RayG

 

[William Parcher]

The thumb did appear to touch the fingers.

When?

And I saw some "jiggle" action as well as movement of the breasts.

When? Why don't those massive hooters go all floppy ploppy bouncy boomy? Are they full of toothpaste nourishment surrounded by very stiff skin?

I'm a bigfoot proponent so quite naturally this appears to me to be a living creature. This also seems to confirm my original premise: that the key to unlocking this mystery is found in the musculature.

I can't see working musculature. But I will concede that Patty appears to be in full control of the cheap a simp.

I have a hard time believing that Roger Paterson was skilled enough to outdo even the best Hollywood costume designers of his day.

...because if you look at all of the other Bigfoot costumes that Hollywood was making in 1967, you can see that they all suck. Lummi, you are now able to post pictures of the other 1967 Bigfoot costumes to show us all just how sucky they were. Don't show those gorilla costumes, because we are talking about Bigfoot costumes produced by the skilled trade in Hollywood in 1967.

If that's a suit, it would have to be quite complex to simulate all the major muscle groups like that. Patterson would have to be a genius in anatomy.

A genius, because nobody would have thought to include, nor spent the time and money on such details as arm donuts and a thigh muscle hernia. Any hoaxer would have left that stuff out. Additionally, a hoaxer would not have known that female Bigfoots have huge breasts that will remain rock steady while they make haste across sandbars to escape from encroaching cowboys. A hoaxer would have almost certainly made fake breasts that flop and bounce like human breasts would.

 

[Teresa.Hall]

My point remains. You did speak "down" to him as if he was your inferior. People here may not like him, but I'll stand tall with anyone who shows genuine kindness to me, proponent or skeptic. This is not really a bigfooting issue, Teresa, it's an issue of treating others as you would want them to treat you. JMO

We'll have to agree to disagree here. I'm not compromising my principles for anyone and I'm opposed to standing tall with anyone simply based on whether they were nice to me or not. As for treating others as you would want them to treat you, as a friend, you might mention that to Sweaty.

I disagree about whether it's a bigfoot issue also. Sweaty is regarded as a bigfoot proponent. In my opinion he's not doing the subject any favors calling people who don't share his POV fools and openly making fun of them. I don't think that's conducive at all to open dialog.

 

[tsig]

Our government already flies planes with FLIR to search for missing people in Bigfoot country, but they never spot a Bigfoot during their missions. Obviously, Bigfoot runs far away from regions where people go missing. It doesn't just run away from the planes... it runs away before the planes even begin to approach the area. How does Bigfoot know which direction to run? We don't know, but obviously it always chooses a direction that cannot be detected by infrared cameras.

I think that Bigfoot parents teach their children one simple lesson. Fleeing is not enough, because you could just end up running into more humans. When you run, you need to escape their entire world. You need to dissolve into the nothingness. We have been doing this for centuries without fail. You can do this too, little Bigfoot. Run, run, run. Only stop for a short time when you need to kill a deer to eat its liver. Keep running away. Be especially afraid of cameras, as they will capture your soul.

There has to be more than one hence bigfeet.

Where do they live?

If they cannot be seen by iFR or visual were are they?