July 2007 Stundie Nominations

Jet Savage over at UM enlightens us on the zionists transformers.

Speaking of Hollywood:
The clues of the next few years on earth will definitely be spoken, written or symbolized in the Transformers movie that has already grossed 8mil dollars on pre release showings.... Look at the transformers symbol and turn it upside down. Does anybody see anything in the face ?


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http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=99125
 
Redtail said:
www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=99125
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I think the semantically pleonastic name “Unexplained Mysteries” could qualify as a Stundie itself. It’s not much of a mystery if it’s been explained, after all.
 
Dylan Avery in historical revisionism shocker. Talking about the Shanksville Coroner quote.

Dylan said:
I was perfectly aware it was a simile.
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he goes on


It's still a perfectly valid point for us to make; it's unprecedented for a coroner to show up at a commercial plane crash and say that kind of thing. Period.
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8den said:
Dylan Avery in historical revisionism shocker. Talking about the Shanksville Coroner quote.

Dylan said:
I was perfectly aware it was a simile.
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he goes on

It's still a perfectly valid point for us to make; it's unprecedented for a coroner to show up at a commercial plane crash and say that kind of thing. Period.
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I don't get it. Why does he think it's unprecedented? Has he never met a coroner that's used a simile on the job? Does he believe it's against some ethical code for coroners to use non-literal language? :confused:
 
On first reading, I thought this post was a pretty decent parody of tw00fer nuttiness......

....then I read the rest of the thread and realized it was no parody.


knight-in-black-leather@IMDB said:
Notice the 2 pieces of I.D that were 'found' at the alleged crash site of flight 93 are both from FLORIDA. Now, who's the governor of Florida again....oh, that's right George Bush's brother JEB. Nothing unusual there. :rolleyes:
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Link.
 
slyjoe said:
I have to nominate The Kooger (even though the post is here) - now all we need is his definition of silent responses.



http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=2753308#post2753308
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I prefer his other attempt:


The Kooger said:
They didn't fall naturally by planes and fire. Stop saying they did. You sound stupid. And the more and more people that see the truth, the DUMBER you sound with your crap.

Noone visits this forum but your own little group anyway, so why are you asking a retorical question to your own followers? Jeez.

Yours Twoofully,

me
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"Noone visits this forum but your own little group anyway" he says, as he visits the forum.....Coupled with his assertion that we're the ones who sound dumb, that's just comedy gold!
 
Cl1mh4224rd said:
I don't get it. Why does he think it's unprecedented? Has he never met a coroner that's used a simile on the job? Does he believe it's against some ethical code for coroners to use non-literal language? :confused:
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Dylan just isn't up to speed with non-literal language. You see, it's common knowledge that educated people speak more in non-literal language, while the under-educated, such as Dylan, don't, and in some cases, rarely, the under-educated actually believe the non-literal language.

I've lost track as to what I've said. Can't blame me, it's my buddy's birthday and we just did a bit of pre-drinking :D
 
I hesitated to nominate this one because it strongly resembles the one I nominated last month, but after reflection just couldn't resist.

This one comes from an essay at Rense titled
"The Only All-Inclusive 911 Resolution - TCN911WIJ"

The entire thing's a scream, but my favorite bit is as follows.

It is the only proven possible theory that explains every bit of WTC debris/destruction/power. It is also the only theory that is a single theory. All other theories require bizarre ommissions of facts/circumstances and several sub theories to explain that which is explained in the single theory. All other theories require many of these other sub theories to explain what is already explained in the Thermate, C4-like explosives, thermonuclear devices and 911 Was an Inside Job (TCN911WIJ).
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I couldn't post the part about the cat with the bunny ears because of length, but the weirdness is well worth a quick trip, IMO.
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I nominate almost anything from this post in the comments by "Anonymous" over at Conspiracy Smashers blog at 6:31 pm.

Here he is describing the Air Forces logistical capabilities pre-9/11:
Chaney didnt order a stand down . The Airforce sent thousnds of planes to Alaska . Pure coincidence.
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He earns bonus points for implicating The Hunchback of Notre Dame in the NWO plot (it could be a misspelling, but knowing these people as we do...?).

I also nominate this stinker by notorious rabbit cage arsonist, Spooked911's new best friend:

Your question is valid. Since the moon is an artificial element placed there eons ago by a heretofor unknown race of alien life forms, the effect it has on the earth's circumsolar orbit is negligible.

With the indisputable fact that the moon is hollow, as well, adds to the body of evidence that it has insufficient mass to affect the earth in any way, shape or form. This can be seen by the fact proven by Griswald and Bourne (1975) that the earth's tidal movements in the seas and oceans are not caused by the moon, but rather by the superheating of seawater by undersea fissures and volcanoes. The seawater deep in the trenches where this occurs heats up and rises to the surface, displacing other water there, causing a rise in tidal levels on coastal harbors and shores. When this water cools, it seeks its natural level as cold, deep down-welling seawater, and the cycle repeats itself.
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And again, a little further down the page:

An alien race, many, many hundreds of years ago, much, much more intelligent than our own species, through advances in genetically-altered ocular biology, caused humans to develop with this permanent image of a moon in our skies via each of our personal visual system.

As such, every time we look up in the sky, we see *something* that is individually generated within our own mental psyches. We attribute this to being the "moon" in orbit around the sky, but the aforementioned alien race wanted us to *think* there was one so when they returned in the year 2056 (google Anipoid Race Returns To Earth) they can do so in a space vehicle of their own that *resembles* the moon so we will not be alarmed.
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O.o

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Oddly, when I google "Anipoid Race Returns To Earth," the only result I get is that blog.
 
This is a pagandawn LCF post in full:

"If Gravy started working on our side... Would be a very bad sign.

I would re-examine all the facts...."
 
Gravy said:
This is a pagandawn LCF post in full:

"If Gravy started working on our side... Would be a very bad sign.

I would re-examine all the facts...."
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ahhhhh so there is something that would falsify their beliefs.

It just aint what it should be.
 
Pdoh got banned from yet another site and is throwing a tantrum worthy of a 4 year old rich girl who didn't get a pony. I was gonna post it but it's more sad than funny.:(
 
Redtail said:
Pdoh got banned from yet another site and is throwing a tantrum worthy of a 4 year old rich girl who didn't get a pony. I was gonna post it but it's more sad than funny.:(
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Pdoh is never miserable enough that I don't think it is funny. Some might find this "coarse" but I would respond that in fact I'm just "mean."

Schadenfreude baby!
 
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