Cheez Whiz inventor dies

So, we're all supposed to take a whiz and have some cheese as a memorial?
 
Cheese Whiz? Is that what happens when you've gouda go?

No wonder he died - we all all gouda go sometime.
 
I use to have Cheez Whiz on my toasts a long time ago. Then I switched to cretons and never went back...

/Cheez Whiz is easier to find around here though
 
He will be missed. Maybe not as much as the Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich guy, but he will be missed.
 
Man, the inventor of instant ramen AND the inventor of Cheez Whiz both in one year? Man, this is not a good year for us lovers of over-processed, high sodium foodstuffs.

BTW, just to make it clear, as these two are often confused, Cheese Whiz comes in a jar. The processed cheez that you squirt out of an aerosol can is called Easy Cheese. Thank you.
 
"When I was serving as a Senator, I took the initiative in creating Cheez Whiz." Al Gore

Do not be fooled by imposters. The TRUE Creator lives! Unfortunately.
 
noblecaboose said:
BTW, just to make it clear, as these two are often confused, Cheese Whiz comes in a jar. The processed cheez that you squirt out of an aerosol can is called Easy Cheese. Thank you.
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Yes, it's worth making that clear; my only exposure to either product is the Blues Brothers movie, where a can of Easy Cheese is referred to as Cheese Whiz. I must make a note to try them out next time I manage to visit the US.
 
zooterkin said:
Yes, it's worth making that clear; my only exposure to either product is the Blues Brothers movie, where a can of Easy Cheese is referred to as Cheese Whiz. I must make a note to try them out next time I manage to visit the US.
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Yes, I am aware that the Blues Brothers may be responsible for the perpetuation of this confusion.

And yes, you must try it. Easy Cheese is the BEST! Especially on Triscuits.

My favorite pasteurized processed cheese food memory:

Once, several years ago I was sunbathing out by my boyfriend(at the time)'s pool. I was lying on my stomach when he approached me, started dancing and singing "Big Pimpin" and dripping something on my back. I was facing the other direction and could only see his shadow, but I assumed it was suntan lotion or sunblock or something. It was only after the second round of the chorus, specifically the line "spendin' cheez" that I looked up at him and found that it was, in fact, Easy Cheese that he was dripping onto my exposed skin. :mad:
Did I mention that I was 21 and he was 25 at the time? Oh man, I sure do know how to pick 'em.:rolleyes:
 
noblecaboose said:
And yes, you must try it. Easy Cheese is the BEST! Especially on Triscuits.
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You need to try McLaren's Imperial cheese (red plastic container/black top) on triscuits. You will never turn back ;)

But I've digressed.

I'm sorry for the family when anyone passes away. Sounds like he had a long life.
 
noblecaboose said:
Yes, I am aware that the Blues Brothers may be responsible for the perpetuation of this confusion.

And yes, you must try it. Easy Cheese is the BEST! Especially on Triscuits.

My favorite pasteurized processed cheese food memory:

Once, several years ago I was sunbathing out by my boyfriend(at the time)'s pool. I was lying on my stomach when he approached me, started dancing and singing "Big Pimpin" and dripping something on my back. I was facing the other direction and could only see his shadow, but I assumed it was suntan lotion or sunblock or something. It was only after the second round of the chorus, specifically the line "spendin' cheez" that I looked up at him and found that it was, in fact, Easy Cheese that he was dripping onto my exposed skin. :mad:
Did I mention that I was 21 and he was 25 at the time? Oh man, I sure do know how to pick 'em.:rolleyes:
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What!? That's it? That's the end of the story... "I sure do know how to pick 'em?" Dang! I was on the edge of my seat hoping for a soft-porn or at least trashy-romance-novel lust-fest and... nothing. C'mon!!!! Dish (or at least make up something dishy!)
 
What!? That's it? That's the end of the story... "I sure do know how to pick 'em?" Dang! I was on the edge of my seat hoping for a soft-porn or at least trashy-romance-novel lust-fest and... nothing. C'mon!!!! Dish (or at least make up something dishy!)
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Same here.....Haaaaaaa....Haaaaaa...
 
One of my staples when I was in A-school and Nuclear Power School was strawberry pop-tarts covered with cheddar cheese whiz.
 
Traisman worked for Kraft Foods on the teams that created Cheez Whiz and individually packaged cheese slices in the 1950s. He became a division director of food research with responsibility for cheese and related projects.
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I`m pretty sure that the first time I tasted Cheez Whiz was in Army C-Rations in 69..they didn`t call it that but it tasted the same.
 
FarmallMTA said:
What!? That's it? That's the end of the story... "I sure do know how to pick 'em?" Dang! I was on the edge of my seat hoping for a soft-porn or at least trashy-romance-novel lust-fest and... nothing. C'mon!!!! Dish (or at least make up something dishy!)
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Okay, I believe I said, "You a$$h0le!" and scraped some of it off of me and chased him around the yard, trying to fling it on him as he giggled uncontrollably and shouted, "But I thought you liked Easy Cheese!"
I think his little brother might have gotten involved, and I think someone got thrown into the pool at some point.
Hmm. That wasn't exactly dishy was it? Uh...and the dish ran away with the spoon?
 
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