Cheez Whiz inventor dies

[Comrade Ogilvy]

Okay, I believe I said, "You a$$h0le!" and scraped some of it off of me and chased him around the yard, trying to fling it on him as he giggled uncontrollably and shouted, "But I thought you liked Easy Cheese!"

Hmmm...can you post any pictures of the event?

 

[FarmallMTA]

Okay, I believe I said, "You a$$h0le!" and scraped some of it off of me and chased him around the yard, trying to fling it on him as he giggled uncontrollably and shouted, "But I thought you liked Easy Cheese!"
I think his little brother might have gotten involved, and I think someone got thrown into the pool at some point.
Hmm. That wasn't exactly dishy was it? Uh...and the dish ran away with the spoon?

Well, I feel for you. I can see that romantic road definitely led nowhere. My sympathetic noises to you. You gotta admit, though, the whole poolside scene of dripping Easy Cheez on your exposed tanned skin had definite possibilities, Danielle Steele-wise. But rappin out "Big Pimpin" was a bad move on his part. "Volare", crooned in the robustly romantic style of Dean-o, would have been a wiser choice perhaps.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

While I would hate to see this devolve into a heated debate between the virtues of Easy Cheese vs Cheez Whiz, especially in light of mourning a man so intimately involved in the development of cheese and/or cheese technologies, I still have to weigh in and say that while Easy Cheese is far more savory, and the method of deployment novel and expedient, the amount of Easy Cheese in one dispenser is so woefully inadequate as to make it's practicality marginal at best, even the smoky bacon flavor.