I can see some awesome “web” parodies of this place.
Headline:
“If the Fundys can do it, so can we” say local Scientologist’s, who claim to have plans for a museum based on the philosophies of L. Ron Hubbard. “The Xenu room will rock”
Headline:
Local minister, Earl Q. Binkus plans to take the truths of the BIBLE a little bit further.
“Tar-nation” said Binkus “it ain’t just about the dang creation, thars a lot more to the good book than that, I aim to build a museum of sin, so the sinners can see what will happen when they sin, complete with life size, animated, anatomically correct figures do-in all the things the BIBLE tells ya not ta”.
Binkus is ready to break ground and the 150-acre theme park/museum “just as soon as Satan (calling himself the IRS, “ya don’nt fool me you some-bitch”) frees up the church bank account.
“Just think” says Binkus “the first thing your family sees when they walk through the front pearly gates (purchased on ebay from the now defunct Heritage USA theme park) is a beautiful fountain, only it’s not water spraying 20 feet in the air, no sir, this is the fountain of the sin of Onin.
I’ll tell you what; if the Lord says to do your sister in law, you best do it, I mean heck, if the Lord God says Earl, you teach that 12 year old girl what part of her body she aud-not touch, well who’s has a right to say it’s again the law, not Gods law”.
Local law enforcement made no comment.
Now there's a thought for a peaceful sleep tonight: "The Museum of Irrational Thinking".
