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JonnyFive,

Why are you posting in this thread? Remember the dolphins...please, remember the dolphins.
 
JimBenArm said:
No, that was your dog that told you to post here. I told you to post in the 432 thread. You always were dyslexic.
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Dog? Is that you, dog?

It's weird too, because I don't even own a god.

The thing is that it doesn't even matter which DJJ thread you post in: they're all the same.
 
bruto said:
I occasionally find myself responding to the wrong thread, but then realize it's the same too - and about as futile.
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It's kind of nice in some ways, because I can reference things from the other threads and no one complains. The same group of people read all his threads, pretty much. It's like a little sub-community of people responding to DJJ's nonsense.

Considering that he opened up on this forum by spamming posting a series of five or so threads in various boards, this situation doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

People like DJJ are not interested in anything but preaching. He's funny, just not "ha ha" funny.
 
JonnyFive said:
People like DJJ are not interested in anything but preaching. He's funny, just not "ha ha" funny.
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The preaching would be a little more "ha ha" if it were not so condescending or hypocritical, contradictory, self-righteous, fantastic, misinformed, or even not so improperly punctuated.

No, wait, leave the punctuation alone. That part is funny "ha ha".
 
jsfisher said:
The preaching would be a little more "ha ha" if it were not so condescending or hypocritical, contradictory, self-righteous, fantastic, misinformed, or even not so improperly punctuated.

No, wait, leave the punctuation alone. That part is funny "ha ha".
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It;s pretty funny. I;m in agreement there. ;)

Maybe someday he'll decide to back up his beliefs with facts... also, perhaps I will inherit ten quadzillion dollars from Jesus' rich great64 grand-nephew.
 
jsfisher said:
The preaching would be a little more "ha ha" if it were not so condescending or hypocritical, contradictory, self-righteous, fantastic, misinformed, or even not so improperly punctuated.

No, wait, leave the punctuation alone. That part is funny "ha ha".
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Better be careful,DJJ may claim slander...

I mean, that is, if the claims of him being condescending, hypocritical, contradictory, self-righteous and arrogant weren't verifiable facts.
 
joobz said:
Better be careful,DJJ may claim slander...

I mean, that is, if the claims of him being condescending, hypocritical, contradictory, self-righteous and arrogant weren't verifiable facts.
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And the claim of him being a liar. Don't forget that one!

I mostly read the DJJ threads to see everyone else's responses. Some of those really are funny "ha ha".
 
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Hokulele said:
And the claim of him being a liar. Don't forget that one!

I mostly read the DJJ threads to see everyone else's responses. Some of those really are funny "ha ha".
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Actually, a lot of the stuff DJJ says is pretty funny. I like when he accuses us of being sheep for not blindly accepting what he claims. That is some grade A irony right there.
 
JonnyFive said:
Actually, a lot of the stuff DJJ says is pretty funny. I like when he accuses us of being sheep for not blindly accepting what he claims. That is some grade A irony right there.
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Well, it was funny the first, oh I'd say, 12, 58, 432 times, but now it's just getting a bit old. Most of his posts are kind of like headlining comedians, you've heard it already. DJJ is much more entertaining when embarking on a new rant about some imagined infraction (crucifixion anyone?). Someone think of a new blasphemy to get the process started again. I've only had 5 hours of sleep in the last 48 and am not at my most creative.
 
JonnyFive said:
It's kind of nice in some ways, because I can reference things from the other threads and no one complains. The same group of people read all his threads, pretty much. It's like a little sub-community of people responding to DJJ's nonsense.

Considering that he opened up on this forum by spamming posting a series of five or so threads in various boards, this situation doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

People like DJJ are not interested in anything but preaching. He's funny, just not "ha ha" funny.
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this would imply that djj has in effect created an "anti-cult". is this a first?
 
Hokulele said:
Well, it was funny the first, oh I'd say, 12, 58, 432 times, but now it's just getting a bit old. Most of his posts are kind of like headlining comedians, you've heard it already. DJJ is much more entertaining when embarking on a new rant about some imagined infraction (crucifixion anyone?). Someone think of a new blasphemy to get the process started again. I've only had 5 hours of sleep in the last 48 and am not at my most creative.
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It does get a bit tired.

Has anyone implied that Jesus Christ was a homosexual drag queen yet? Someone do that.


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A lolcow, huh? That's something new. Maybe DJJ can rant about lolcows.
 
JonnyFive said:
It does get a bit tired.

Has anyone implied that Jesus Christ was a homosexual drag queen yet? Someone do that.




A lolcow, huh? That's something new. Maybe DJJ can rant about lolcows.
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Jonny? You in there having sex with Jesus again? I don't care how he looks in that dress, you stop that!
 
JimBenArm said:
Jonny? You in there having sex with Jesus again? I don't care how he looks in that dress, you stop that!
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You are so reported for that! You're violating the membership rules of the James Randi religious cult, you false skeptic. ;)

That couldn't have been me, anyway. I'm a false skeptic who mocks religion (actually, just davidjayjordan mostly), I can't possibly know Jesus, let alone know Jesus.
 
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