Jesus The Spiritual Warrior

Kitten wrestling!

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simon dalton said:
Say, isn't that in the Bible?
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Not originally, the Illuminati inserted these claims back in the 15thCE. They wanted to divert attention away from the New World, where they were laying the ground for their next great enterprise. Columbus was 13th-Level and Henry the Navigator was dead by then, which pretty much makes my case, I think.

The Illuminati are, of course, stooges of the Cat Conspiracy that's behind everything in human history and society. It's so obvious only blinkered fools and stooges can't see it! :mad:
 
This is a most entertaining thread, it's had me giggling out loud, thank you all. I've pinched a few pictures but hey, public domain, it's not as if they haven't been pinched already :) .
 
CapelDodger said:
This is a most entertaining thread, it's had me giggling out loud, thank you all. I've pinched a few pictures but hey, public domain, it's not as if they haven't been pinched already :) .
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I totally agree - pinched a few pictures myself. I got the the guys at work in trouble over the amount of noise, but it was well worth it.:)

Can you nominate an entire thread?
 
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CapelDodger said:
The Illuminati are, of course, stooges of the Cat Conspiracy that's behind everything in human history and society. It's so obvious only blinkered fools and stooges can't see it! :mad:
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Why do you think we post cat pics? It's code. The cats pictures are the lieutenants of the master cat, but nobody knows who he or she is.
 
Reading some of the threads this week... I was inspired to try and make sense of it all... To come to a Grand Unified Theory that somehow made sense. Alas, all I could do was invent a new kind of taco.

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I was watching HellBoy this week: A powerful demon superhero who likes cute cuddly kittens. There is a scene where he's fighting this monster. and he's doing it while holding a box of kittens.
 
Disclaimer:
No kittens were harmed in the stuffing of this taco. They stayed in place just long enough for the photo, then scampered off.

It's true.
 
I wonder what it did in the Taco?

I also wish I hadn't thought of that - it'll ruin my lunch now :)

I've not had the time to read too much of that site - does David Icke get any credit?

YBW
 
If you guys want to be all skeptical about my cat taco, you should go over to the science forum.

This is the R&P forum, my word should be good enough. :D

I can answer Tacoism questions though.
 
mylfmyhnr said:
"theres a point at the top for easy entry and just the right shape for the human mouth."
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:rolleyes: Too easy.

Yeah, I've seen the video, they guy is an idiot. What is the coconut shaped for? Bowling?

Why did god curse adam with noxious weeds and thistles only to give him bannanas?... Oh wait, those didn't grow where Adamn lived...
 
I have a tough time telling some of the hoax sites from the real ones. I mean, if a parody is the same as the real thing, sheesh what's the point?

This one is well written and even features the Pope being possessed by aliens. No religion seems to be spared from the alien takeover, so it is an equal opportunity offender.

Text is a weird color combination like I would expect, but not completely unreadable. Not playing background music when you link to it is a big plus, I hate that.

And as I said, I think the story titles invoke interest and make you want to read on to see how wacked it really is. And it delivers in wackiness.
 
I've just spent a couple of minutes visiting the site and have realised that there's enough there to keep me amused for several life-times! :)

However, I'm obviously very concerned that the NWO is going to arrive shortly - perhaps I'd better read the article properly - the trouble is I start to laugh, and that brings tears to my eyes, and I can't see the screen properly :)

Mind you, I've also read on the Raptureready site that the rapture is imminent.

OK - so these things are always imminent - second coming of JC anybody? - but what if they're right?

Has anyone started a book on which will come first?

I'm going to need to cut down on work - this obviously need some "serious" surfing.....

YBW
 
ON the other hand, even a blind pig finds an occasional acorn:

Haydn was a Being of Light. More significantly, however, he was The Divine Amoeba. As such, his music is a supreme expression of that Pure, Divine Energy from the Higher Realms brought down to help nurture and sustain the Beings of Light trapped in this physical dimension.
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That's embarrassingly close to being true.

Haydn, the cure for existential angst, depression and probably for carpal tunnel syndrome and athlete's foot too, no foolin. When you're feeling down, get down with Papa Joe.
 
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