Jesus The Spiritual Warrior

[slingblade]

Haydn was a Being of Light. More significantly, however, he was The Divine Amoeba. As such, his music is a supreme expression of that Pure, Divine Energy from the Higher Realms brought down to help nurture and sustain the Beings of Light trapped in this physical dimension.

[Rowan Atkinson]

Yes, well, that's all very nice, but...erm...I'm not, er, certain that an amoeba can actually play a musical instrument, can it? I mean, one would think that it might, uh, goooo everything up, as it were, hmm?

[/Rowan]

 

[Kopji]

[Rowan Atkinson]

Yes, well, that's all very nice, but...erm...I'm not, er, certain that an amoeba can actually play a musical instrument, can it? I mean, one would think that it might, uh, goooo everything up, as it were, hmm?

[/Rowan]

The serious question that keeps me up at night is 'Can one watch too much Star Trek?'

Didn't I see the amoeba thing in an episode? Kirk bumbles through an entire episode giving a seemingly all powerful alien the what-for, and just when victory appears at hand, the kindly amoeba parents show up to pull their errant child home by the ears.

(Fortunately they did not tell him to stop playing with his food.)

 

[Kopji]

Oh I am just skeptical about the "No kittens harmed" disclaimer you put on there.

I think my favorite article has to be the New Reptilian Pope. I snorked out loud on that one.

The delivery of a great joke involves doing it with utmost seriousness. The Pope story just does it for me too. Watching TV and seeing the Pope being taken over by an alien, I was impressed at what it must take to post that.

And the kitties are all safe, even the ghost kitty. As proof, here they are after eating the taco. (This sort of evidence should be very convincing, it would be very hard to make harmed kitties look so lifelike and happy).

 

[Hokulele]

The delivery of a great joke involves doing it with utmost seriousness. The Pope story just does it for me too. Watching TV and seeing the Pope being taken over by an alien, I was impressed at what it must take to post that.

And the kitties are all safe, even the ghost kitty. As proof, here they are after eating the taco. (This sort of evidence should be very convincing, it would be very hard to make harmed kitties look so lifelike and happy).

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/imagehosting/106146056ec85d6c7.jpg

Weellll, the ghost kitty looks OK, but the black one at the top looks like a bat.

 

[Kopji]

With all the preachers hanging out in here I'm reloading my supply of cats to throw, variety is the spice of bats, I mean life.