Jesus created Sex

Kochanski said:
And now it is time for Einstein, the wise, wise kitty. I am pretty sure the Egyptians worshipped him in his past life.
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Einstein is very cute! At my local museum, they have mummified Egyptian kitties. They are posed as if sitting up, just like Einstein. I suppose if you were a Pharoah or someone else important, you wouldn't want a cat lying down on the job. Will you have Einstein mummified when he's all done?
 
Einstein was my sister's kitty, but she had to give him to a friend because she is highly allergic. I would have taken him, but George (my dog) would definitely terrify Einstein.

Einstein does the pose so well, looks all the regal stuff :) He would make a very good mummy cat.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
As mentioned Cybord, watch what you say...

Mat 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

It would be much safer for you to be foolish elsewhere...
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Shatner did the verbal bolding much better.

"Risk IS our business. That's what this starship is all about. That's why we're aboard her."
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Sexulaly these guys are a mess, and yet the truth is THE LORD CREATED SEX, Ha as if there is anything I know its BIOLOGY...
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How do you know? Are you Joey Greco from Cheaters? And if your education in biology is anything like your other "world class" acheivements, spare us the extra laugh.

How many are agreeing with you that you have frustrated those here other than the ones in your own head?
 
You have to admit these guys are for the most part dumber than dumb and get into foolishness so easily to cover up their inadequacies.
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No, I don't find that true of the majority. There are a some guys I could count on one hand that aren't very bright, and you haven't encountered them. Though I'm sure they've already gotten your scent.
Have fun then for the remainder of your brief visit.
 
Orangutan said:
Taffer, DJJ is trying to help us. He can help me by defining healthy Pleasurable Sex better. I'm into a lot of stuff and I want to know what god approves of.
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Heh. He, like others such as K.K., think they can scare us with "keep using your brain and you will go to hell! Oh noes!!!1oneeleven". I :rolleyes: a lot.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Its not me you have to be afraid of ..... I am peace loving and mellow as mellow and peaceful as can be.

I only post words from the Lord, to directly answer what you are writing.[/URL]
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Do you have evidence the bible is, in fact, "words from the Lord"?

Just so you know, DJJ, I'm still not scared.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Ha as if there is anything I know its BIOLOGY...
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No, you don't. Or, to give you the benifit of the doubt, you haven't shown any knowledge of simple biology.

Tell me, David, during which phase of miosis does recombination occur? How do certain bacteria pass plasmids and other genomic material from one to another? What cytokine is released when an egg is fertilized?

These are simple questions for anyone who 'knows' biology. They are even simple questions for anyone who 'knows' google. Do you 'know' either?
 
Tricky said:
I accept this statement as true, though perhaps not the way he intended it.
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I had the exact same though, Tricky. Hopefully he will prove me wrong. Hopefully he will go and learn something. Anything. The universe is a wonderful and beautiful place, from the smallest atop to the largest galaxy. I will never understand why people need to construct fantasy in such a universe, as it is fantastic enough.
 
So the people in the Far East, already practising their own much older religions, had to wait until this Jesus turned up in Nazareth, before they could have sex?
 
DJJ, a couple of questions...

Is there a Mrs. God? I've never heard about her if there is. How did Mr. God create sex if he didn't have a partner? Is Man (by Man I mean the human race) really created in His image if Man produces gametes for reproduction?

Did Jesus ever have sex? If so, how many partners, and who were they? If not, why not?
 
Davidjayjordan said:
As mentioned Cybord, watch what you say...

Mat 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

It would be much safer for you to be foolish elsewhere...
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Oh dear. And there was me about to say that the whole bible story is be-oh-el-el-oh-se-kay-es. Let's hope god's not too good at spelling. Or I'm fried.
 
lupus_in_fabula said:
So the people in the Far East, already practising their own much older religions, had to wait until this Jesus turned up in Nazareth, before they could have sex?
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Sad, but true. And from the looks of the populations of just India and China (2.5 billion), they've been making up for lost time.

I'm over here to do my little part.
 
Gentlefolk all,

DJJ IS A TROLL. HE IS SIMPLY TRYING TO PUMP HIS WEBSITE HIT-COUNT AND GOOGLE-BOMB IT WITH HIS SIG. YOU ARE ADVISED NOT TO PLAY WITH HIM ANY MORE.

Regards
 
Lisa Simpson said:
I didn't read much of it. But tell me, does he mention how all those other people came into existence before sex was created? As I recall, there was lots and lots of begatting in the OT.
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Or all the pre jesus records we have of sex. What where the kings of isreal really doing with all those wifes and concubines then? To say nothing of getting outside the bible.
 
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