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Zionists Killed Lincoln?

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I know it sounds unbelievable, but there are actually people who believe that the Zionists not only killed JFK...but even Lincoln 1865. The Zionists also had the Czar and his family killed. The Zionists blew up the Lusitania. The Zionists instigated the pogroms in Russia to flood the USA with liberal Jewish immigrants who would support the Federal Reserve. I dont know how any one can possibly believe such crazyness, perhaps it is a sad commentary on our education system?

The overriding theory is that the Zionists...and by extension the Jews...are the devil incarnate and capable of only evil in this world. The line between these Zionist conspiracy theorists and Nazis has become very thin..if existant at all.
 
The Zionists will also be blamed for tearing up my transmission in my Trans Am, if this is the case
 
Unsecured Coins said:
The Zionists will also be blamed for tearing up my transmission in my Trans Am, if this is the case
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I just hope you don't blame them for any neck injuries you might sustain while playing guitar.

All that other stuff, sure.

So were those girls who wouldn't date me in high school Zionists?
 
Not to mention, those damn Zionists are making my old cat attack my new cat! What do they have against this poor little kitty?
 
This sort of thing, and the Nazi connections to Radical Islam, simply demonstrates that we actually lost WW2. Sure, we beat Germany, but the real enemy was the ideology. And we didn't defeat that. No doubt it will one day threaten us again.
 
Unsecured Coins said:
The Zionists will also be blamed for tearing up my transmission in my Trans Am, if this is the case
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I've got one car, a Trans Am, year 2000. 6-speed manual.

If they've gone after your Transy's tranny, am I next?

Zionies: Keep yer handies offn my tranny!!!1111one!!eleventy!!11!
 
ConspiRaider said:
I've got one car, a Trans Am, year 2000. 6-speed manual.

If they've gone after your Transy's tranny, am I next?

Zionies: Keep yer handies offn my tranny!!!1111one!!eleventy!!11!
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Sweet ride! Convertible, or hard top?

DR
 
Ah hah!

Recently a film company here went into liquidation owing me money and causing me financial strife.

The name of the company? Silverscreen. But I'm not fooled. We all know their REAL name. Silverstein!

-Gumboot
 
Darth Rotor said:
Sweet ride! Convertible, or hard top?

DR
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Well it's got those T-tops which I've always liked. This is my 3rd and final new Firebird (as Pontiac "pulled it" in 2003 I believe).

It does have the big engine. But I compensate by it sitting unused, mostly, as I have a home biz. Which is great because I live in the place where the Los Angeles freeway system has been declared the 5th largest country (by population) in the world.
 
gumboot said:
Ah hah!

Recently a film company here went into liquidation owing me money and causing me financial strife.

The name of the company? Silverscreen. But I'm not fooled. We all know their REAL name. Silverstein!

-Gumboot
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And I'll be watching PBS every night to watch him admit it in front of hundreds of millions of New Zealanders! Man I got these guys figgered out! I mean sure they're behind ALL conspiriencies and ain't nuttin' I kin do but at least they canna fool me!!!!1111one!!!!eleventy!!11!
 
gumboot said:
This sort of thing, and the Nazi connections to Radical Islam, simply demonstrates that we actually lost WW2. Sure, we beat Germany, but the real enemy was the ideology. And we didn't defeat that. No doubt it will one day threaten us again.
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We beat it, but we didn't completely eradicate it. Humans being what we are, it is probably impossible to ever wipe out all traces of it. We can bring out the bright lights, but the shadows only retreat, they are not destroyed. The weakness that breeds this evil is within us as a species, and won't disappear until the last of us do. To our shame.
 
parky76 said:
.I dont know how any one can possibly believe such crazyness, perhaps it is a sad commentary on our education system?
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Nope, sadly, it's much worse than that: it's a sad commentary on human intelligence. People are simply stupid; case closed.
 
ConspiRaider said:
Cool! 1989?

Keep the Zionists away from it, apparently they have a serious jones for Pontiacs!!!!111one!!eleventy!!!!
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Yup. 5 speed manual. It's an awesome car actually. But it needs some fixing so it's off the road. :( (Clearly another Zionist conspiracy).

-Gumboot
 
Brainache said:
So were those girls who wouldn't date me in high school Zionists?
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Funny story, there actually was a Jewish girl who wouldn't date me in highschool. In her defense, though, I wasn't very datable back then.

Marc
 
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