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Zionists Killed Lincoln?

Marc L said:
Funny story, there actually was a Jewish girl who wouldn't date me in highschool. In her defense, though, I wasn't very datable back then.

Marc
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And how very convenient for the Jewish girl. You're not datable, right when she refuses to date you. Coincidence? I think not. Cui bono my friend.

-Gumboot
 
Fitter said:
Okay, that's a bold faced lie and I really must object. Mick Jagger has already confessed to this crime.
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I'm surprised that it took 21 posts to get a reference to this song into the thread when the Czar's murder was mentioned in the OP.

I thought of it about 15 posts ago but decided not to put it up...

ETA: No, FreeThinkr, I put the nan in the nano-nano-thermite. See the 9/11: The Musical thread.

But you can shake my hand if I made your baby fall in love with you.
 
The whole concept of Christ is Jewish. Except we call it the Messiah. Yes I am coming out as an evil Jew. I killed Christ and I would do it again.
 
Guys, OMFG I just uncovered the biggest conspiracy of the century!

God sent Jesus to earth KNOWING HE WOULD DIE!!!!one!!!111!1!!.

God and the Jews conspired together to trick the Romans into killing Jesus so they could establish the Holy Roman Catholic Church, thus establishing the evil Zionist reign of the Pope, with absolute control over a billion of the world's people.

It's so obvious.

-Gumboot
 
We all know that the Pope, a "German", is really a crypto-Jew. Why else does he not refer to Israel as the "Zionist occupied satanic state"?
 
Yes, some of the neo-Nazis believe that...

Apparently some of these neo-Nazi nutters teach that John Wilkes Booth was a founding member of B'nai Brith.

However, Booth was born in 1838, the B'nai Brith in 1842. So Booth must have been one very precocious four-year-old. :D
 
gumboot said:
Guys, OMFG I just uncovered the biggest conspiracy of the century!

God sent Jesus to earth KNOWING HE WOULD DIE!!!!one!!!111!1!!.

God and the Jews conspired together to trick the Romans into killing Jesus so they could establish the Holy Roman Catholic Church, thus establishing the evil Zionist reign of the Pope, with absolute control over a billion of the world's people.

It's so obvious.

-Gumboot
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And then they made my cats fight? Why all this effort for two little cats?
 
They could be saying things like: "Damnit, my wife's pregnant, those stupid Zionists*"


* Provided they had a wife :D
 
Yes, I think so....

CptColumbo said:
Do these guys walk around their house all day saying things like, "I can't find my keys, damn Zionists."
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Having read their materials, they do tend to think that way. Their paranoia and sense of self-importance, and refusal to accept responsibility for their own failures make them blame everything on the Zionists...their phone is tapped, the CIA told the personnel guy not to hire them, the Mossad is interfering with their welfare payments....one nutter whined that nobody showed up at his protests because every day he scheduled a protest, it rained. Next sentence was a reminder that the US government admitted to seeding clouds in Vietnam to make it rain. So he was accusing the US government of seeding clouds to make it rain to wreck his protests. As if the US government had the time, money, inclination, or interest to do so...and to avoid blaming himself for his failure to mass a few protesters in the rain. You think the Long March was called off by rain?
 
CptColumbo said:
Do these guys walk around their house all day saying things like, "I can't find my keys, damn Zionists."
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Well, if they decide the only way to find the keys is to contract out a controlled demolition of the house with Larry Silverstein, then they hunt the rubble, and they STILL can't find the keys: Wouldn't YOU blame the Zionists?

I WOULD!!!!!11111one!!!1111eleventy!!!sam!!!11kinison!!1
 
Zep said:
The Zionists cause all our trains to run late.
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One of the reasons my dad had a relatively easy time getting out on 9/11 was that his train into Manhattan was canceled, and he had to take one that left 20 minutes later. So he never even got to his office in the south tower; they started evacuating people as he reached the lobby.

See? It MUST be that the Zionists protected their own...:p
 
The Zionists aren't releasing the Minichamps version of the McLaren MP4-21 racer for us hardcore racing fans!
 
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