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NEW JFK assassination film released

and no one caught someone in the grassy knoll with a rifle.

Than again no one filmed Oswald either but no one would have any reason to be filming that.
 
Oliver said:
Wow, i just watched several amateur videos from that day in Dallas. I didn't know that there were so much viedos recorded: F. Mark Bell Charles Bronson Robert J. E. Hughes John Martin Charles Mentesana Patsy Paschall Elsie Dorman Tina Towner Marie Muchmore Orville Nix
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Yeah, it's pretty cool. And Dale Myers took all the videos and synced them up into one continuous animation in 3D. Sadly his DVD is still "coming soon." I've seen part of it on a TV program, but I think the DVD will be great.
 
It shows Jamie Hyneman pulling the trigger and Adam Savage standing behind Jamie making funny faces.
 
azazal said:
Does it show a total slop, a holographic projection of a dead man, an android that can't leave a dirty sock on the ground, and a highly evolved cat? If not, then it's obviously and government produced fake :D
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JFK shot himself!
 
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back to witness the Kennedy assassination. When Oswald fired, Norris used his beard to deflect the bullets and JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
 
Epiphany

Hey, it just hit me! I don't know why I hadn't thought of it sooner, but I know--I really do know--who killed JFK.

(Dramatic pause; sounds of throat clearing)

It was DA JOOOOOS!!!!
 
pomeroo said:
Hey, it just hit me! I don't know why I hadn't thought of it sooner, but I know--I really do know--who killed JFK.

(Dramatic pause; sounds of throat clearing)

It was DA JOOOOOS!!!!
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No it wasn't the jews. I am still constantly amused by the people who think Oswald acted alone though.
 
pomeroo said:
Hey, it just hit me! I don't know why I hadn't thought of it sooner, but I know--I really do know--who killed JFK.

(Dramatic pause; sounds of throat clearing)

It was DA JOOOOOS!!!!
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Possible. No - probable. The very fact that the jooooooos are not implicated by the majority of conspiracy books about JFK proves that they Did It. It's that Inverse Thing working.

Plus JFK was Roman Catholic.

Hey-Wait-a-Minute-I-was-Born-And-Raised-Roman-Catholic :boxedin:

That's it! I'm selling the CONVERTIBLE!!!!!1111one!eleventy!!!
 
Aphelion said:
No it wasn't the jews. I am still constantly amused by the people who think Oswald acted alone though.
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And after 43 long years, you are now prepared to blunt our amusement by revealing the other perps, right here, live, on the JREF forum. You could have done it on Oprah or E! or CNN or Bill Maher or Fox "News" or the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

We are honored.

Proceed. The perps who shot Kennedy are:
 
It's lovely, clear footage, which is nice. The bunched jacket thing certainly doesn't help the conspiracy theories, which IIRC hinge on the disparity between the holes in the suit and the entry wound in JFK's neck. Bunch the jacket and it lines up, thus invalidating the idea that the suit-hole lines up with the supposed small wound in JFK's back (which started out thanks to the rather poor nature of the autopsy notes and their "drawn from memory" innacuracies.)

I've been re-reading Case Closed recently, oddly enough.
 
CurtC said:
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back to witness the Kennedy assassination. When Oswald fired, Norris used his beard to deflect the bullets and JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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What a preposterous theory. Everyone knows that time travel leaves a ectoplasmic residue. And not a drop, not a single drop was found during the investigation.

Consider yourself debunked!
 
i don't think Kennedy was killed by Oswald. I think Kennedy was watching Loose Change, the original one on Pearl Harbor and his exploded.
 
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