The Bible is 100% true and to be read literally

Mr Clingford said:
The title of the thread says the Bible is to be read literally. Does this mean that we are to follow the words of Jesus literally, words such as 'If your hand causes you to sin then cut it off'?
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Sure - so if you engage in a little "self-service" the people will need to start calling you Lefty!!!:D :jaw-dropp
 
The original is going to be the most accurate obviously, I do not believe that my KJV is as accurate but it is the MOST accurate.
 
It's the brain that causes you to sin. Perhaps fundies take this quote to its natural conclusion, and that's why they tend to be short on brains?
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Sorry but no it is Satan that causes you to sin!
 
Plus, Genesis completely left out the minor detail that Noah was 12 feet tall.
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Show me where I said Noah was 12 feet tall? So because it doesn't list the height of everyone in it, it can not be trusted?lol
 
Judas died how?
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Judas could have tied a rope to a tree branch that extended over a cliff (after all, you have to get some space between your feet and the ground to hang yourself). In this situation, the rope/branch could have broke before or after death, and Judas plummeted to the ground and landed on some jagged rocks.
 
Then why does your god get so mad at the victims of Satan's power?
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God gets mad at people like you that fall for Satans tricks because he sent his only Son to die for you so that you could have etenal life but you are not willing to see admit that...it's like you have closed your eyes and coplain because you can not see!
 
Here is an interesting question...What is going to happen to you after you die? Are you just going to become worm food?...will you be reincarnated? ...does everyone go to Heaven? You all seem to know so much I am curious!
 
jesus_freak said:
God gets mad at people like you that fall for Satans tricks
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So god is getting mad because I am just a mere mortal without the ability to contend with mystical forces beyond my control?

So I'm getting conned but your god has no sympathy whatsoever.

Thanks god. A-Hole.

because he sent his only Son to die for you so that you could have etenal life but you are not willing to see admit that...
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Other gods promise me eternal life. Without the need for blood sacrifice.

it's like you have closed your eyes and coplain because you can not see!
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It's like you have closed your eyes and complain because you cannot see!
 
jesus_freak said:
Here is an interesting question...What is going to happen to you after you die? Are you just going to become worm food?...will you be reincarnated? ...does everyone go to Heaven? You all seem to know so much I am curious!
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What a bizarre question.

What happens to me after I die? Nothing, I'm dead. That's it. No heaven, no hell, no nothing. I'm dead. World goes on as before, hopefully slightly enriched for my brief presence upon it.

Is this leading to some kind of substantial argument as to how the Bible is "100% true"?
 
jesus_freak said:
The original is going to be the most accurate obviously, I do not believe that my KJV is as accurate but it is the MOST accurate.
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There can be no degrees of accuracy whilst at the same time being 100% true. Those two things are mutually, and logically, exclusive!

If it's not "as accurate" as the original, which bits are wrong?
 
jesus_freak said:
Here is an interesting question...What is going to happen to you after you die? Are you just going to become worm food?...will you be reincarnated? ...does everyone go to Heaven? You all seem to know so much I am curious!
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My death isn't going to happen within my lifetime, so I don't give it much thought.
 
jesus_freak said:
Here is an interesting question...What is going to happen to you after you die?
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Same thing that happens to everything else. Why should I believe any differently? Why am I so special that there are great mystical beings 'out there' who are vying for the essence of my existence? Do you like thinking that you are special in this way?
 
Wow I get the idea that I am talking to a bunch of teenagers who love Star Trek...Come on and admit it
 
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