The Bible is 100% true and to be read literally

This is a thread that I was asked to start by others in another forum that wanted to continually bring up the Bible and contradictions in an evolution discussion...so lets have at it:rolleyes:

Lets stick with one at a time, its not fair to just riffle off questions and expect answers to all of them right away.


So, what does "have at it" mean?
 
jesus_freak if you choose the KJV as your example of perfection then that is your problem not ours.

Translation errors, copying errors etc... that make their way into the KJV is irrelevant. You chose it as your Bible. Should have made a better choice.

Perhaps he could tell us which version is the inerrant one, for starters.
 
My Bible say says 22

In my Bible footnotes...
"Some versions read forty two here,a copyist error easily made due to the small stroke that diffentiates two Heb. letters. The reading from 1kings 8:26 twenty two should be followed.

Wow, it's a good thing that, given the Bible was re-translated and re-copied numerous times, this was the ONLY copyist error, ever!
 
The title of the thread says the Bible is to be read literally. Does this mean that we are to follow the words of Jesus literally, words such as 'If your hand causes you to sin then cut it off'?
 
Here's one that jesus_freak would no doubt throw out, since it relies on a comparison to historical records other than the Bible. Never mind that these records were written much closer to the actual events than the Bible was...

There are two distinctly different Nativity stories, each taking a different approach to explaining how the Messiah could have come from Gallilee when all the prophecies said he was supposed to be born in Bethlehem. One implies that Joseph and Mary lived in Bethlehem all along, but King Herod ran them off, and they eventually settled in Gallilee. The other says they lived in Gallilee, and came to Bethlehem because Quirinius, the governor of Syria, told them to report there for a census (apparently, the census ordered heads of families to go to the towns where their most famous ancestor was born. Roman efficiency at its finest!).

King Herod died some time before an eclipse in 4 BC. Quirinius became governor of Syria a few years later. No way they were both in charge at the same time.

Plus, there was never any census of the "whole world", as the Bible claims. The census was limited to Syria, and was ordered by Quirinius.

But, why should we listen to Romans, who were probably the most meticulous bureaucrats in history when it came to keeping records?
 
The title of the thread says the Bible is to be read literally. Does this mean that we are to follow the words of Jesus literally, words such as 'If your hand causes you to sin then cut it off'?

It's the brain that causes you to sin. Perhaps fundies take this quote to its natural conclusion, and that's why they tend to be short on brains?
 
I guess you’re right (I assume the “troll” is in reference to my post), so I apologize for my little sidestep. Howling at the moon is sometimes just too irresistible! Since the topic is about inconsistencies in the bible, it’s probably best to keep the discussion within that context.
Have not gone past your post yet - but I'm pretty certain Curnir is referring to jf not you
(- yours made perfectly good sense!!:) Welcome to the pool!!:)
 
This is from the evolution thread where I agreed not to bring up inconsistencies in Genesis. I really didn't think we would get a bible thread going. Who did Cain believe would kill him? There appear to be only 3 people in the whole world, Adam, Eve and Cain. A similar question involves the origin of Cain's wife. Where did she come from? JF, were there other people in the world besides the clan of Adam? What is the literal biblical explanation of their origin?

GOD: All right, NOBODY KILL CAIN!

ADAM AND EVE: Um.... it's just us two, Lord.

GOD: Oh. Damn, I'd better whip up some more people...
 
It's the brain that causes you to sin. Perhaps fundies take this quote to its natural conclusion, and that's why they tend to be short on brains?
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Actually amongst the early Church Fathers it is possible that Origen decided that sex was to blame for a lot and decided to cut off his offending dangly bits. Something to chew over.
 
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Actually amongst the early Church Fathers it is possible that Origen decided that sex was to blame for a lot and decided to cut off his offending dangly bits. Something to chew over.

Well, if thy one eyed-trouser snake offend thee. . .
 
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My favourite excuse used by Christians when talking about contradictions and mistranslations in the bible is:

It’s not the actual words that are important it’s the meaning behind them that is! :D
 

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