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What NWO job do you hold?

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All the deniers know we are shills, employed by the NWO.

Gravy, the master debunker, for example, is employed by the New York City Council (ask Paul Isaac Jr.) to spread the lies about 9/11.

Mackey works for Nasa, the guys who faked the Apollo moon landings.

I myself work with the 'police' as a phone operator (comparable to 311 in the States). We all know the 'police' cannot be trusted, and the NWO is governing for a police state. AJ knows all about it.

Do any of you wish to share at what NWO branch you are employed? Note that I'm not asking to give away sooper sekrit information, because that would be against NWO regulations.
 
I'm a museum curator.... you know; we keep and document all the bits of plane, black boxes, chunks of concrete core, lateral thermite cutting device prototypes; that sort of thing.
 
Queue stuffer. Q-Man, for short.

We all know how frustrating it is to go to the grocery store, pick a checkout line, and then watch in abject horror as EVERY OTHER LINE moves at freefall speed, compared to ours.

I shadow customers who are currently resisting assimilation into the New World Order, guesstimate which line they are likely to choose, and then "seed" that line with NWO trainees. They'll pull out cell phones and yak, obliterate prices so items have to be checked by aisle runners, pay by personal check with dubious ID and execute other nefarious tricks.

The more you can frustrate these putrid NWO resisters, the greater the likelihood they'll seek out that One Big Explanation That Splains It All.

I get paid by the minute of estimated delay, multiplied by the number of items in their cart, divided by the quantity of NWO trainees.

Cubed.
 
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ConspiRaider said:
I get paid by the minute of estimated delay, multiplied by the number of items in their cart, divided by the quantity of NWO trainees.

Cubed.
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i used to hold that job, but i got bonuses for ice cream in their carts

now im in middle management, which in the NWO is actually lower low management sicne it goes so high :(
 
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You have to ask? Jeez, it's right under my name...
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No no no!! My question was not directed at you. The first thing we learned, when joining the NWO, is to NEVER ask the master conspirator any questions. Just obey.
 
Nasty offshore engineer. It is my job to ensure that all the oil that is needed to prop up the NWO goes to the appropriate places.

I work for corrupt oil companies and as part of my duties ensure that this corruption never gets out.

We are ruthless, and proud to serve the NWO.
 
I work at a captioning company. I am in training to alter inappropriate utterances realtime through video effects and then reinforce it with appropriate captioning. NWO = No Wayward Observations.
 
boloboffin said:
I work at a captioning company. I am in training to alter inappropriate utterances realtime through video effects and then reinforce it with appropriate captioning. NWO = No Wayward Observations.
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so your the one responsible for the "pull it" fiasco?
 
Well I grow a little high quality marijuana which serves to dim the brains of the weak willed in the CT group (pretty much all of them). Just call me Captain Herbalife.
 
Well I'm on sickness benefits because of a stress problem caused by my previous government media job. All that TV news directing shilling the official story can play havoc with the nerves.
 
I'm a Safety Engineer.

It was my job to see that the rebar coated with Hushaboom explosives was installed without incident. I also made sure that the thermite/thermate was installed without incident, and that nobody tripped over the miles of detonation wire running through the WTC offices.

Upon discovering that the fire protective insulation was shoddy in WTC 1 and WTC 2, I said nothing about it.

I also made sure that the sprinkler systems in the towers were non functional and that water supplies for fire fighting was inadequate.

I origonally issued the memo that said there were no health hazards to rescue workers also, but Industrial Hygiene is really just a side job for me (as NWO alternate to Health Disinformation).
 
Brainache said:
Well I'm on sickness benefits because of a stress problem caused by my previous government media job. All that TV news directing shilling the official story can play havoc with the nerves.
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On a serious note... is the avatar you use a picture of you? If so, what's ailing you?
 
I've worked for the US Air Force and currently work for a small research company which takes grants from several government defense/intelligence agencies. Also I had some insane dude on colbert tell me that MIT is in on this thing bigtime because of all their military/DARPA connections (Lincoln/Draper labs, etc). If so, can one of you higher-ups in the NWO put in a good word for me. I just applied to their doctoral program :P
 
I work in mental health, so it's my job to ensure that new hypnotic treatments under the influence of laughing gas (known as 'cures') aren't administered by untrained, uncertified loonies (known as 'american heroes') to mass murderers (known as 'hypnosis victims').

What can I say? It pays the bills.
 
I'm a lawyer - a litigator - and work directly for the government *gasp* defending police officers and firefighters, among others, in all manner of lawsuits that are filed against them continuously.

So, I'm double-dipping, really, as I happily collect my NWO paycheque in addition to my usual government paycheque.

I previously worked in another capacity with the government before going to law school and then going into private practice on Bay Street for several years, but I recently rejoined the government in order to take advantage of the shorter hours and the double-dipping potential after the NWO gig was advertised in the sooper sekrit Publication That Shall Not Be Named. It works out that I spend less time working on both jobs now than I did in the one job on Bay Street. Gotta love the NWO!
 
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I work on the software that goes into the mind control devices injected into your blood when you donate at the Red Cross. A known bug in the microcode explains Paris Hilton's popularity. Sorry about that. The new bug fix will be out soon, so enjoy your popularity while it lasts, Miss Hilton.
 
I am an inspector/auditor for Capital Projects at one of NYC's many divisions. I wont say which one..because we at the NWO like to be secretive. Its my job to make sure things are built right and contractors arent trying to rip off the city. Clearly...I am at the higher eschelons of the "Jew" World Order.
 
I'm a lawyer and, of course, a Jew. As a lawyer, I'm one of the few who understands how we use language to construct the web of statutes, regulations and decisions which strip the freedoms from the normal American. As a Jew, I'm privy to the whole picture of exactly why this is being done.
 
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