Isn't it terrible when people tell us how to live our lives?
I mean, I bought a Mazda 6 that is capable of 160 mph, but the fascist pigs only allow me to drive it at 30 mph in towns and cities; the fastest I'm ever allowed to drive it is a pathetic 70 mph. This sucks big time. I mean, these fascists are just plain mean: if people don't like us fast drivers, then they should neither drive on the roads nor cross them as we speed through. Health and safety be damned! If I get caught going any faster, I'll be given a fine and possibly even lose my licence! Gaargh! What's this world coming to? I mean, I pay £20,000 for a car, and some jumped up little nobody wants to tell me how to drive it. I'm going nuts over this!!!
And you'll never guess what else: people dare to actually cross these roads I want to drive on! How dare they: roads is roads! They ain't paths, they have paths for people to walk on! Why do they insist on setting foot on my goddam road???!!! I even pay taxes for this road, so it's mine!!! The fascist pigs have even installed devices that can make my car stop if somebody wants to cross MY road. It makes me want to puke. Look, if somebody is dumb enough to set foot on MY road and they get hit by an innocent driver trying to enjoy himself by racing around Ayrton Senna style, then it's their stupid fault! Just like it's the stupid fault of non-smokers who breathe in MY smoke when I'm enjoying MY cigarettes in MY bar. Pah! I mean, those bar staff who don't smoke don't have to work there, do they? They can go on welfare and make just as much money! Maybe we should get some illegal immigrants in to work in these bars, then everyone will be happy!