Star Wars Beam Weapon and the WTC Bathtub

WildCat said:
Blown to kingdom come by explosives, then massive holes drilled into the debris w/ a star wars beam weapon...

This is comedy gold! :p
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Errr... I think I lost track of PooperScooper321's claims. The towers were both nuked with a hydrogen bomb, causing pyroclastic clouds, and destroyed by the Star Wars beam of obliterating destruction, pulverizing the towers, and after that, the Star Wars beam of obliterating destruction punched some holes in WTC 5 and 6? And the latter was done because of...?
 
defaultdotxbe said:
easy, the laser blasted the building in a back and forth pattern to maximize damage, lol
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Which explanation has the added benefit of completely contradicting the totally random arrangement of dots he showed us. I like it.
 
Bell said:
Errr... I think I lost track of PooperScooper321's claims. The towers were both nuked with a hydrogen bomb, causing pyroclastic clouds, and destroyed by the Star Wars beam of obliterating destruction, pulverizing the towers, and after that, the Star Wars beam of obliterating destruction punched some holes in WTC 5 and 6? And the latter was done because of...?
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Field testing. They figured, "Hey, we're blowing the heck out of everything anyways, let's see what the Death Ray O' Doom can do! I bet ya it could draw a giant Mr. Bill being eaten by PacMan!"
 
Blackwell said:
No kidding. But just imagine if Erik Beckjord were to get ahold of TS's photos. So many Bigfoots, so little time.

http://www.beckjord.com/bigfoottribephotos/
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Oh my God... how is that guy not institutionalized?

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I see bigfoot... don't you? :eye-poppi
 
Dazed said:
Oh my God... how is that guy not institutionalized?

[qimg]http://www.beckjord.com/bigfoottribephotos/peterga.jpg[/qimg]

I see bigfoot... don't you? :eye-poppi
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I see Bigfoot with a target on his chest. Why is this guy advocating shooting poor little BigFoot?
 
Horatius said:
I see Bigfoot with a target on his chest. Why is this guy advocating shooting poor little BigFoot?
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I'm not sure, but I just made a big discovery.

Applying Erik Beckjord's advanced image processing algorhythms to this photo, we can reveal some startling secrets.
 

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TS's enormous GIFs (not to be confused with TS's enormous guff) made me wonder: could it be some kind of laser machine gun? In space? The "blasts" seem to cover a wide area and in video games the machine gun is always the least accurate weapon, which is basically concrete proof.

So: a laser machine gun, fired from space, blasted enormous holes straight through the Twin Twers, causing their collapse.

I have to say, back on 9/11/01 I never imagined I would be reading something like that.
 
Dazed said:
I see bigfoot... don't you? :eye-poppi
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I see the silhouette of a man's torso, with his arms in front of him (to the left in the photo) and a baseball bat over his shoulder. It looks like the MLB logo. OMG - this is all coming together now. In a Simpsons episode, I saw that MLB was spying on everyone from - wait for it - satellites! I bet they had energy beam weapons!
 
TruthSeeker1234 said:
Yes, I have missed a few. I only placed dots where I saw round boundry conditions that matched the diameter. Yes, isn't it strange how everywhere there is a darker area, (indicating a greater depth of penetration), there are these matching diameters.
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Nice how you've cut out the REST of my sentence to make it seem like I'm agreeing with you, liar.
 
Horatius said:
Seriously, does anyone have a diagram of the beam structure for this building?
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That's exactly what it is. Falling debris punches holes in the roof except where the support beams are located. The fact that TS can't see this is pretty sad.

Steve S.
 
Housefly said:
So: a laser machine gun, fired from space, blasted enormous holes straight through the Twin Twers, causing their collapse.
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Oh, come on. It's obvious this was a laser buckshot and we've all seen how accurate Cheney's aim is. No wonder there were half-destroyed police cars a mile away.

Horatius said:
Seriously, does anyone have a diagram of the beam structure for this building?
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I do have WTC5, no 4 or 6, though. It fits the holes quite well, but not perfectly, probably due to the distortion in the original photo or inaccurate flor plan. The floor plan was taken from FEMA's report, well, actually, from here (fig. 4-1).
When overlaying it, I had to distort it, to make it fit a bit better. The ammount of distortion used was about 5%.
 
celestrin said:
I do have WTC5, no 4 or 6, though. It fits the holes quite well, but not perfectly, probably due to the distortion in the original photo or inaccurate flor plan. The floor plan was taken from FEMA's report, well, actually, from here (fig. 4-1).
When overlaying it, I had to distort it, to make it fit a bit better. The ammount of distortion used was about 5%.
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Damn I'm good....From that linked article:

The floor plates cantilevered out 15 feet from the exterior column lines on all sides. To support this cantilever and provide the basic lateral resistance for the structure, a pair of W27 wide-flange beams were provided at each column line. These doubled wide-flange beams extended between the two outermost column lines, forming a moment-resisting frame, and cantilevered past the outer columns
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Based on your overlay, these "pair of W27 wide-flange beams" are pretty much right where I placed the lines in my version. That's pretty conclusive, I think.
 
Horatius said:
Based on your overlay, these "pair of W27 wide-flange beams" are pretty much right where I placed the lines in my version. That's pretty conclusive, I think.
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OMG, FEMA admit there were (star wars) "beams" used in the construction of WTC 4, 5, and 6 someone tell Dylan quick, this is huge!

:eek:
 
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Dazed said:
I'm not sure, but I just made a big discovery.

Applying Erik Beckjord's advanced image processing algorhythms to this photo, we can reveal some startling secrets.
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Wow, ravers are goths. Let's just kill them all.
 
CurtC said:
I see the silhouette of a man's torso, with his arms in front of him (to the left in the photo) and a baseball bat over his shoulder. It looks like the MLB logo. OMG - this is all coming together now. In a Simpsons episode, I saw that MLB was spying on everyone from - wait for it - satellites! I bet they had energy beam weapons!
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. . . and the MLB pitcher that died in a plane crash recently was about to blow the lid off of the whole dirty deal.

It all makes frightening sense, now.
 
Well, it looks like TS1234 hasn't posted in this thread since last night.

Dare I hope we finally convinced him that at least one of his pet theories is wrong? Dare I hope he would admit it if we had?

Anyone want to place bets?
 
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