Cheney to get drunk on Election Day

bob_kark said:
He always shoots them first then grills them using a secret marinade he stole from Vlad Tepes when they went to TU way back when. He adds tequila, lime, garlic, onion, tomatillo, sea salt, chipotle pepper, cumin, paprika, and cilantro and lets it sit overnight. He serves it with roasted corn on the cob and some Goya Mexican rice. I hear it's the only way to serve small child.
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But is it kosher? :eek:

DR







Veiled reference and tasteless joke on blood libel.
 
Cheney to get drunk on Election Day
Not a bad idea, I think I'll do the same.

We drink to forget what we are about to do when we are drunk.

DR
 
Jocko said:
That much is obvious. Equally obvious is that your hatred is completely irrational, considering the imaginitive but baseless scenario you've painted here. But I think we all owe you a debt of gratitude for summarizing the democrat platform so very aptly. ;)
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Agreed, irrational considering the scenario painted by hgc. But keep in mind that 82% of Americans like Cheaney less then the guy he shot in the face.

Daredelvis
 
daredelvis said:
Agreed, irrational considering the scenario painted by hgc. But keep in mind that 82% of Americans like Cheaney less then the guy he shot in the face.

Daredelvis
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Why should I keep that in mind? Is Cheney on a ballot somewhere?
 
Jocko said:
Why should I keep that in mind? Is Cheney on a ballot somewhere?
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Because this thread is about Cheney, and you have already displayed your interest in the subject by posting to it. I said nothing about voting.

Daredelvis
 
daredelvis said:
Because this thread is about Cheney...
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No, it's about hgc's manic and irrational hatred. Saying it's about Cheney is like saying the assassination attempt on Reagan was about Jodie Foster. Technically true but irrelevant in every conceivable way.
 
BPSCG said:
News Alert: hgc to remain sober on Election Day.
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I voted first thing in the morning, so was merely hung over. But not to worry; I'll be as drunk as a Cheney by the time I pick up a gun today.
 
Jocko said:
No, it's about hgc's manic and irrational hatred. Saying it's about Cheney is like saying the assassination attempt on Reagan was about Jodie Foster. Technically true but irrelevant in every conceivable way.
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Where do you come by your expertise on what motivates me? Have we met?
 
hgc said:
Where do you come by your expertise on what motivates me? Have we met?
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Well, your hatred of anyone closer to Bush than you are to Kevin Bacon is obvious. Only the FSM (PBUHNA) knows your motivation, but I don't see where Jocko is speculating about that... :D
 
hgc said:
Where do you come by your expertise on what motivates me? Have we met?
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I know quacking and waddling when I see it; both are easily identified from a distance, and you're a textbook example of the species.
 
Hey, it’s politics day over here! We get to bitch!

Let’s remember that Brother Dick is not a nice guy. I doubt even convinced Republicans would claim that he is. Christ and hgc may be going a little overboard in their expressions of dislike, yes, maybe even a tad irrational, but:

There’s also such a thing as a coldly reasoned loathing of Cheney, a rational dislike based on long assessment of him and his ways. How does he compare to the usual type of criminal/politician/businessman who so often rises to the top? Oh, about middling evil; bad enough to despise, not bad enough to fear.
 
Jocko said:
I know quacking and waddling when I see it; both are easily identified from a distance, and you're a textbook example of the species.
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Thanks for clearing that up. As I suspected, you don't know squat about me. Do your fantasizing about ducks on your own time, you dirty bird.
 
Cheney is a Schlitz man?!

This changes everything. Call me, Dick. We'll hang out.
 
BPSCG said:
Well, your hatred of anyone closer to Bush than you are to Kevin Bacon is obvious. Only the FSM (PBUHNA) knows your motivation, but I don't see where Jocko is speculating about that... :D
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Your observation is correct, except for Jocko speculating -- which he most certainly is doing. Who is FSM (PBUHNA) btw? I'll want to check in that him/her/them/that/it.
 
hgc said:
I you're calling me a religious nut, I resent that. Except that a food-based deity is better than most.
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As I figure it, God says "I am that I am" and the FSM says "Eat me, with a sprinkling of grated Parmesan chees."

Am I close?

DR
 
hgc said:
Thanks for clearing that up. As I suspected, you don't know squat about me. Do your fantasizing about ducks on your own time, you dirty bird.
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Scathing indeed. I can only imagine your venom if I'd assumed without reason that you are a drunken would-be murderer. But then, that would be patently irresponsible, particularly on a skeptic's forum.
 
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