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Cheney to get drunk on Election Day

hgc

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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061105/D8L74U4O0.html

Vice President Dick Cheney will spend Election Day on his first hunting trip since he accidentally shot a companion last February while aiming at a covey of quail on a private Texas ranch.
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A fifth of Jack, a six of Schlitz, an elephant gun and some sucker target. That's Cheney's idea of a grand Election Day out. Christ, I hate this guy.
 
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061105/D8L74U4O0.html

A fifth of Jack, a six of Schlitz, an elephant gun and some sucker target. That's Cheney's idea of a grand Election Day out.

Er, where does anyone say that?

Christ, I hate this guy.

That much is obvious. Equally obvious is that your hatred is completely irrational, considering the imaginitive but baseless scenario you've painted here. But I think we all owe you a debt of gratitude for summarizing the democrat platform so very aptly. ;)
 
Remind me to go nowhere near wherever he his on Election Day, I remember what happens when he goes quail hunting.
 
It's Cheney derangement syndrome, a common side effect of Bush derangement syndrome.

Sadly, there is no known cure.
:D Thanks, I was thinking, damn where the hell did that come from? How does one make baseless allegations and then state hatred of another person based on those baseless allegations?

That's JREF for you. Disengage brain and engage mouth.
 
He's got a point though, Cheney shouldn't be able to eat small children, no matter how hungry he is.
 
:D Thanks, I was thinking, damn where the hell did that come from? How does one make baseless allegations and then state hatred of another person based on those baseless allegations?

That's JREF for you. Disengage brain and engage mouth.

Hey, he might actually approve of Cheney's day out and only hate the guy because Cheney is the one having all the fun.
 
He's got a point though, Cheney shouldn't be able to eat small children, no matter how hungry he is.
Indeed he shouldn't. I think the mods should remove your post, lest Cheney read it. If it turns out he got the idea to do this from this thread, you'll feel badly. Will he shoot them first, or eat them live?
 
Indeed he shouldn't. I think the mods should remove your post, lest Cheney read it. If it turns out he got the idea to do this from this thread, you'll feel badly. Will he shoot them first, or eat them live?
That's fix it. A little humor. A little late but hey, better late than never.
 
Christ, I hate this guy.

In Seattle two popular bumper stickers are "Jesus is a Liberal" and "Jesus is a Democrat" so Christ just may share your dislike for our VP. Not sure where the evidence is, tho.
 
I heard that the hunting trip is just a cover story. Actually, Cheney is returning to Mt Doom with some asbestos gloves and fishing lines, to try to retrieve something of his that got dropped in the lava.
 
Indeed he shouldn't. I think the mods should remove your post, lest Cheney read it. If it turns out he got the idea to do this from this thread, you'll feel badly. Will he shoot them first, or eat them live?
He always shoots them first then grills them using a secret marinade he stole from Vlad Tepes when they went to TU way back when. He adds tequila, lime, garlic, onion, tomatillo, sea salt, chipotle pepper, cumin, paprika, and cilantro and lets it sit overnight. He serves it with roasted corn on the cob and some Goya Mexican rice. I hear it's the only way to serve small child. But I still think it's horribly wrong.
 
Shhhhh, be vewwy, vewwy, quiet. I'm hunting Democwats.

:)

Democwat season

Republican season

Democwat season

Republican season

Democwat season

Democrat season

Wepubwican season


BLAM!
 
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