Op-tion-al il-lu-sions

[I less than three logic]

Reminds me of the old adage: "The difference between a wise man and a fool is that a wise man has something to say but a fool has to say something."

Which reminds me of:

One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid. - Jonathan Swift

 

[Dancing David]

I sit down to dinner. Some kind of pale meat in a korma-like sauce. Tastes like chicken. I assign it the provisional value "chicken korma". Quite good actually. I eat it. My wife asks whether I liked the turkey. I'm unclear what problems I have caused for myself here.

Sounds like this is a job for Philospohical Zombie Man!

Who may or may not be conscious when coming to the rescue!

Say is that chicken p-chicken korma served with p-dann or p-pita?

 

[gdtbiker]

Which reminds me of:

One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid. - Jonathan Swift

Touche.

 

[I less than three logic]

I like this one too:

Drawing upon my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Mark Twain