chipmunk stew
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Well, Christopher Bollyn, of the American Free Press, already stole my idea:
It was--
AN INFRARED BEAM WEAPON!!!
It was--
AN INFRARED BEAM WEAPON!!!
chipmunk stew
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Nice find!
You may want to look into the work of Abby Scott Baker. It may provide some insight into your motives.
Just another "coincidence"?
aggle-rithm
Ardent Formulist
The Scavenger Hunt
When GW Bush was a member of the Skull and Bones club at Yale, he took part in a scavenger hunt. As a joke, the older members made sure W's list included "mustard gas from a bunker in the Iraqi desert".
At first despondent when he realized what a daunting task he faced, W put on his game face and did what any of us would do in a similar situation: Use his contacts in the construction industry to have explosives and hallucinogens added to the concrete of a major construction project in New York City. The rest would take care of itself.
So hell-bent was he on completing this task that he forgot to attend class, and it was only through a number of 11th-hour bribes that he was able to graduate at all. But his plan was now in high gear, and nothing could stop it.
Now all he had to do was get himself elected President, then wait for a random terrorist attack to crash into the buildings he had so cleverly prepared for his subterfuge.
Fortunately, he didn't have to wait long. When the terrorist attack took place, the explosives were detonated and the hallucinogens released. Central to his plan was getting the buildings to fall at greater than free-fall speeds, a masterstroke of genius. Of course, this might have made some people suspicious, hence the use of hallucinogens that were released upon detonation.
Now, it was a simple matter of convincing the drug-addled populace that the Ku-Klux Klansmen they had seen waving to them from the cockpit were actually Islamic extremists. Now, he had an excuse to send troops into Iraq, where his old pal Sadaam Hussein had promised he would leave him some mustard gas. (Of course, he had to attack Afghanistan first, so as not to raise suspicion.)
But, alas, the mustard gas was not to be found! W ordered Sadaam captured, and once he was in custody, he made the trip to Bagdad to find out what went wrong.
"Sadaam! What the hell?" he asked his old friend. Sadaam tried to keep a straight face, but soon burst out laughing. At the same time, all of W's old college buddies appeared, sniggering, from the back room where they had been hiding.
"So!" they said, "How's the SCAVENGER HUNT going, George? BWA, HAHAHAHA!!!" It was then that W realized he had been had. He was angry at first, but couldn't stay mad at these guys. Soon, it was like old times as they went out for cocktails, reminiscing and singing college tunes around the piano bar until the wee hours.
And they all lived happily every after! Except for the thousands of dead and maimed, of course, but they didn't go to Yale.
When GW Bush was a member of the Skull and Bones club at Yale, he took part in a scavenger hunt. As a joke, the older members made sure W's list included "mustard gas from a bunker in the Iraqi desert".
At first despondent when he realized what a daunting task he faced, W put on his game face and did what any of us would do in a similar situation: Use his contacts in the construction industry to have explosives and hallucinogens added to the concrete of a major construction project in New York City. The rest would take care of itself.
So hell-bent was he on completing this task that he forgot to attend class, and it was only through a number of 11th-hour bribes that he was able to graduate at all. But his plan was now in high gear, and nothing could stop it.
Now all he had to do was get himself elected President, then wait for a random terrorist attack to crash into the buildings he had so cleverly prepared for his subterfuge.
Fortunately, he didn't have to wait long. When the terrorist attack took place, the explosives were detonated and the hallucinogens released. Central to his plan was getting the buildings to fall at greater than free-fall speeds, a masterstroke of genius. Of course, this might have made some people suspicious, hence the use of hallucinogens that were released upon detonation.
Now, it was a simple matter of convincing the drug-addled populace that the Ku-Klux Klansmen they had seen waving to them from the cockpit were actually Islamic extremists. Now, he had an excuse to send troops into Iraq, where his old pal Sadaam Hussein had promised he would leave him some mustard gas. (Of course, he had to attack Afghanistan first, so as not to raise suspicion.)
But, alas, the mustard gas was not to be found! W ordered Sadaam captured, and once he was in custody, he made the trip to Bagdad to find out what went wrong.
"Sadaam! What the hell?" he asked his old friend. Sadaam tried to keep a straight face, but soon burst out laughing. At the same time, all of W's old college buddies appeared, sniggering, from the back room where they had been hiding.
"So!" they said, "How's the SCAVENGER HUNT going, George? BWA, HAHAHAHA!!!" It was then that W realized he had been had. He was angry at first, but couldn't stay mad at these guys. Soon, it was like old times as they went out for cocktails, reminiscing and singing college tunes around the piano bar until the wee hours.
And they all lived happily every after! Except for the thousands of dead and maimed, of course, but they didn't go to Yale.
Hellbound
Merchant of Doom
BAH!
You're all idiots!!
You're too BLINDED by the CONVENTIONAL wisdom of your USA OVERLORDS, you can't realize the TRUTHTM!!
It was actually four seperate conspiracies in one, that just happened to all fall on the same day.
1. The WTC towers were planned to be domilished for the insurance money. Thus, they had been rigged with explosives (the explosives were actually planted when the towers were built, just in case they ever needed a quick buck).
2. THe terrorists decided to just highjack some planes.
3. The government needed an excuse for war, and had wired some planes for remote control.
4. The military wanted to remodel the Pentagon, and needed an excuse to do so.
So, here's how it played out...
The terrorists(Con#1) chose the planes they wanted to target. By sheer bad luck, the planes they overtook were the very planes that the government (Con#2) had wired for remote control. The government simply thought about the good luck they had and rammed the planes into the towers.
Con#1 comes into play now, as they realized that they had plausible deniability for the explosives. They decided they would detonate them under the cover of planes bringing the towers down.
Meanwhile, con#4 comes into play. The military (who was running ops for Con#3) decided that they had two planes left, and could use one to justify thier remodelling. So, they tried to take Flight 93, but the cell phones interfered with the remote control, causing the crash. THey decided they couldn't risk the remote, so they landed Flight 77, and executed the pasengers. They they quickly painted a missle to look like Flight 77, and fired it at the Pentagon.
I mena really, it's all so OBVIOUS if you aren't BRAINWASHED. All you have to do is throw away everything you THINK you KNOW and look at this with an EMPTY MIND!!!!!!!
YOU'RE ALL UNDER THE CONTROL OF SPACE-POWERED GOVERNMENT MIND-CONTROL LASERS!!!1!!11!!one!!eleven!!!!!one hundred eleven!!1!1!!!1011!!
You're all idiots!!
You're too BLINDED by the CONVENTIONAL wisdom of your USA OVERLORDS, you can't realize the TRUTHTM!!
It was actually four seperate conspiracies in one, that just happened to all fall on the same day.
1. The WTC towers were planned to be domilished for the insurance money. Thus, they had been rigged with explosives (the explosives were actually planted when the towers were built, just in case they ever needed a quick buck).
2. THe terrorists decided to just highjack some planes.
3. The government needed an excuse for war, and had wired some planes for remote control.
4. The military wanted to remodel the Pentagon, and needed an excuse to do so.
So, here's how it played out...
The terrorists(Con#1) chose the planes they wanted to target. By sheer bad luck, the planes they overtook were the very planes that the government (Con#2) had wired for remote control. The government simply thought about the good luck they had and rammed the planes into the towers.
Con#1 comes into play now, as they realized that they had plausible deniability for the explosives. They decided they would detonate them under the cover of planes bringing the towers down.
Meanwhile, con#4 comes into play. The military (who was running ops for Con#3) decided that they had two planes left, and could use one to justify thier remodelling. So, they tried to take Flight 93, but the cell phones interfered with the remote control, causing the crash. THey decided they couldn't risk the remote, so they landed Flight 77, and executed the pasengers. They they quickly painted a missle to look like Flight 77, and fired it at the Pentagon.
I mena really, it's all so OBVIOUS if you aren't BRAINWASHED. All you have to do is throw away everything you THINK you KNOW and look at this with an EMPTY MIND!!!!!!!
YOU'RE ALL UNDER THE CONTROL OF SPACE-POWERED GOVERNMENT MIND-CONTROL LASERS!!!1!!11!!one!!eleven!!!!!one hundred eleven!!1!1!!!1011!!
Tricky
Briefly immortal
It was The Rolling Stones. After all, they got off scot free after admitting that they were involved in the deaths of JFK and RFK (see "Sympathy for the Devil"). They have been in a homocidal rage since the Beatles stole their thunder back in the 60's. Which means they undoubtedly did in John Lennon too.
Dinsdale Piranha
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I had it on good authority that Spiney Norman, the giant hedgehog, was sleeping in one of the towers. So, playing it safe, I took out both towers with H-Bombs.
Turns out he wasn't there after all. Sorry about that.
Turns out he wasn't there after all. Sorry about that.
roger
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It was all done by the refrigerator magnet cartel.
Yup, they put hugely powerful magnets on all the break room fridge's in the WTC, and these magnets sucked in a couple of passing airliners.
Now the combination of the magnets and the airliners added up to so much weight that the magnets on the lower floors sucked the airplane down, collapsing the building with it.
This was all part of a proposed advertising campaign "Fridge magnets: We really Stick it to you", but then people got all "terrorists are bad, m'okay" and they decided not to roll out the campaign.
It all makes sense, when you dont think about it.
Yup, they put hugely powerful magnets on all the break room fridge's in the WTC, and these magnets sucked in a couple of passing airliners.
Now the combination of the magnets and the airliners added up to so much weight that the magnets on the lower floors sucked the airplane down, collapsing the building with it.
This was all part of a proposed advertising campaign "Fridge magnets: We really Stick it to you", but then people got all "terrorists are bad, m'okay" and they decided not to roll out the campaign.
It all makes sense, when you dont think about it.
Kiwiwriter
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Those scheming Canadians
I know why, because I've collected Canadian postage stamps for 32 years, so I know enough about the nation to be dangerous.
Canada has defeated the United States in three wars:
1. American War of Independence
2. War of 1812
3. San Juan de Fuca confrontation, in which the only casualty was a pig.
So Canada is the true enemy of the United States!
I know why, because I've collected Canadian postage stamps for 32 years, so I know enough about the nation to be dangerous.
Canada has defeated the United States in three wars:
1. American War of Independence
2. War of 1812
3. San Juan de Fuca confrontation, in which the only casualty was a pig.
So Canada is the true enemy of the United States!
NoZed Avenger
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Eddie Albert.
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Suicide
It seems pretty obvious to me that the Twin Towers somehow got imbued with sentience and in a fit of anger simply blew themselves up. And they did it in a way that got people mad at each other, because they really hated the human race for building them in the first place. In fact all skyscrapers have intelligence and hate humans, so we'd better watch out. And the Pentagon? It doesn't fit into my theory so it didn't happen.
Alternately, the butler did it in the library with a letter opener.
It seems pretty obvious to me that the Twin Towers somehow got imbued with sentience and in a fit of anger simply blew themselves up. And they did it in a way that got people mad at each other, because they really hated the human race for building them in the first place. In fact all skyscrapers have intelligence and hate humans, so we'd better watch out. And the Pentagon? It doesn't fit into my theory so it didn't happen.
Alternately, the butler did it in the library with a letter opener.
Dinsdale Piranha
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Marv Albert.
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Fat Albert. (Sat on them.)