JollyRoger
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The Ghost busters did not make it their on time.
NoZed Avenger
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Sword_Of_Truth
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The LC gang routinely accuses NORAD of complicity in the attacks. NORAD is a joint US-Canadain operation. Technically, our military officers and government have already been accused.
kookbreaker
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Sword_Of_Truth
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It was the mormons.
I worked for the church's special projects division before transferring to apostacy enforcement. The scuttlebut I'm hearing on the inside is that when field testing the new 1460 series E.L.D.E.R. proselytization units in the New York area (Our first production units to have no externally visible differences from non-mormons. Haven't you ever wondered why mormon missionaries all look alike?) more than a dozen units developed serious navigational glitches at the same time and started bee-lining towards the Greenwich Village area.
The church could not deal with the possible negative publicity stemming from a platoon of our missionaries making man-piles in Greenwich Village, so we got a call in apostacy enforcement for an "emergency diversion op". We quickly rounded up some of our new "racially diverse" E.L.D.E.R. prototypes we had in development (wich is why all the hijackers appeared to be young males), loaded microsoft's flight simulator into thier systems and had them do simulated practice runs while they were transported to thier deployment points. The adaptive AI we developed to talk people into joining our church easily adapted to taking a plane in mid-flight and smashing it into something big.
While the world was in a state of shock and blindly focussed on the happenings in Manhattan, we were easily able to track the rogue E.L.D.E.R. units to a disco club in Greenwich Village where they were found slam dancing to Boney M's "Rah Rah Rasputin".
We retrieved the E.L.D.E.R.s (much to the dismay of the club patrons) and returned to the Missionary Production Facility in Provo with no interference or risk of compromising the operation.
I worked for the church's special projects division before transferring to apostacy enforcement. The scuttlebut I'm hearing on the inside is that when field testing the new 1460 series E.L.D.E.R. proselytization units in the New York area (Our first production units to have no externally visible differences from non-mormons. Haven't you ever wondered why mormon missionaries all look alike?) more than a dozen units developed serious navigational glitches at the same time and started bee-lining towards the Greenwich Village area.
The church could not deal with the possible negative publicity stemming from a platoon of our missionaries making man-piles in Greenwich Village, so we got a call in apostacy enforcement for an "emergency diversion op". We quickly rounded up some of our new "racially diverse" E.L.D.E.R. prototypes we had in development (wich is why all the hijackers appeared to be young males), loaded microsoft's flight simulator into thier systems and had them do simulated practice runs while they were transported to thier deployment points. The adaptive AI we developed to talk people into joining our church easily adapted to taking a plane in mid-flight and smashing it into something big.
While the world was in a state of shock and blindly focussed on the happenings in Manhattan, we were easily able to track the rogue E.L.D.E.R. units to a disco club in Greenwich Village where they were found slam dancing to Boney M's "Rah Rah Rasputin".
We retrieved the E.L.D.E.R.s (much to the dismay of the club patrons) and returned to the Missionary Production Facility in Provo with no interference or risk of compromising the operation.
Red Siegfried
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I didn't see Nyar said the same thing. But it just goes to show you since we agree, it must be true.
Also explains the Kennedy assassination.
Gravy
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I blame Spearhead. The band. Look at these lyrics from their album Chocolate Supa Highway, released in 1999.
See? Nostradamus predicted things, and here Michael Franti is predicting things. Interesting. But there's more.
He's telling us we're jumping to a conclusion about A BOMBING. i.e., the WTC BOMBING.
Not convinced?
SEPTEMBER! And there's another Spearhead song with the word September in, but I can't remember which one.
And then, to rub our noses in it, in his next album Stay Human he says
He's begging us to notice his involvement in modern history. All of this is a metaphor, of course, for 9/11.
See? Nostradamus predicted things, and here Michael Franti is predicting things. Interesting. But there's more.
He's telling us we're jumping to a conclusion about A BOMBING. i.e., the WTC BOMBING.
Not convinced?
SEPTEMBER! And there's another Spearhead song with the word September in, but I can't remember which one.
And then, to rub our noses in it, in his next album Stay Human he says
He's begging us to notice his involvement in modern history. All of this is a metaphor, of course, for 9/11.
I'm starting to believe it was CAMRA. Big, bearded, heavily-opinionated blokes (and blokettes, beard optional). They rigged nitrokegs (see! "nitro"! explosives, I tell ya) all through the building and then got all of NYC so drunk on Old Peculier that they could then cause a mass-hallucination and make people believe aircraft flew into the building.
Will it be more believable if I add colours?
Overman
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Sword_Of_Truth
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I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon
No, something isn't right there.
I’ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare
I’ve got a theory we should work this out
All: It's getting eerie
What's this cheery
Singing all about?
It could be witches
Some evil witches,
Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches,
They were persecuted
Wicca good
And love the earth
And women power,
And I’ll be over here
I’ve got a theory
It could be bunnies
[crickets chirp]
I’ve got a--
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies
maybe midgets?
I’ve got a theory,
We should work this fast
G&W: Because it clearly
Could get serious
Before it's passed
I’ve got a theory
It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
All: What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
Hey, I’ve died twice
All: What can't we face
What can't we face?
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
We're together
There's nothing we can't face
Except for bunnies
That it's a demon
A dancing demon
No, something isn't right there.
I’ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare
I’ve got a theory we should work this out
All: It's getting eerie
What's this cheery
Singing all about?
It could be witches
Some evil witches,
Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches,
They were persecuted
Wicca good
And love the earth
And women power,
And I’ll be over here
I’ve got a theory
It could be bunnies
[crickets chirp]
I’ve got a--
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies
maybe midgets?
I’ve got a theory,
We should work this fast
G&W: Because it clearly
Could get serious
Before it's passed
I’ve got a theory
It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
All: What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
Hey, I’ve died twice
All: What can't we face
What can't we face?
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
We're together
There's nothing we can't face
Except for bunnies
cloudshipsrule
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The sad truth is that this whole ugly mess, this whole debacle that is pitting brother against brother, conspiracy theorist against rational skeptic, boils down to two adjectives and one noun:
Quantum Silicon Nanotubes
A lot of people may not know that advanced carbon nanotube research has been ongoing on 3 separate levels of the WTC buildings since the buildings were first opened for use. The 84th floor of the South tower, the 95th floor of the North tower, and especially the basement levels of both towers.
You may also not know that the Khariji sect of Muslims has been doing research on QUANTUM, silicon-based nanotubes since the mid 70's. The Khariji's have known about the American companies nanotube research at the WTC's since the early 70's.
Anyone reading current scientific journals knows that silicon-based nanotubes could never achieve the theoretical strength of their superior carbon-based relatives, thus nearly 36 years of research by the Khariji muslims has, for the most part, been in vain. The Khariji's do not want to own up to this failure, nor do they want you to know the TRUTH.
One of my previous theories was given new life when I came across an article on one of the original designers of the WTC's, Leslie E. Robertson. And I have further proof that links my previous theory with my quantum silicon nanotube theory, but it is far too complicated for most of you to understand, so I won't bother going into it here.
Apparently Robertson is currently working on the Shanghai World Financial Center in China, which is slated to be the world’s tallest building when completed.
Shanghai sound a little like Feng-Shui?? My theory is that the apparent collapse of the buildings due to Feng-Shui overload was a ruse (subterfuge for those less vernacularly inclined) designed to throw everyone off by pinning blame on Asia.
Apparently, Khariji Muslims planned the attack in the mid 80's, planted additional Feng-Shui energies in the basements of both WTC's 1 and 2 knowing the impact of airliners coupled with the Feng-Shui energies and 4 powerful, rare-earth magnets would be enough to topple the buildings. They stored the left-over Feng-Shui energy on various levels of WTC-7 (which would explain it's unexpected collapse), and then subsequently flew the planes into the buildings, eliminating their only competition in the field of advanced nanotube research to propagate their strong belief that quantum, silicon-based nanotubes are still better than plain-vanilla carbon nanotubes.
PLEASE NOTE: I do not believe that silicon-based nanotubes will prove viable as a space elevator tether, but I do believe that carbon nanotubes may be useful in the billion dollar artificial sweetener industry.
Quantum Silicon Nanotubes
A lot of people may not know that advanced carbon nanotube research has been ongoing on 3 separate levels of the WTC buildings since the buildings were first opened for use. The 84th floor of the South tower, the 95th floor of the North tower, and especially the basement levels of both towers.
You may also not know that the Khariji sect of Muslims has been doing research on QUANTUM, silicon-based nanotubes since the mid 70's. The Khariji's have known about the American companies nanotube research at the WTC's since the early 70's.
Anyone reading current scientific journals knows that silicon-based nanotubes could never achieve the theoretical strength of their superior carbon-based relatives, thus nearly 36 years of research by the Khariji muslims has, for the most part, been in vain. The Khariji's do not want to own up to this failure, nor do they want you to know the TRUTH.
One of my previous theories was given new life when I came across an article on one of the original designers of the WTC's, Leslie E. Robertson. And I have further proof that links my previous theory with my quantum silicon nanotube theory, but it is far too complicated for most of you to understand, so I won't bother going into it here.
Apparently Robertson is currently working on the Shanghai World Financial Center in China, which is slated to be the world’s tallest building when completed.
Shanghai sound a little like Feng-Shui?? My theory is that the apparent collapse of the buildings due to Feng-Shui overload was a ruse (subterfuge for those less vernacularly inclined) designed to throw everyone off by pinning blame on Asia.
Apparently, Khariji Muslims planned the attack in the mid 80's, planted additional Feng-Shui energies in the basements of both WTC's 1 and 2 knowing the impact of airliners coupled with the Feng-Shui energies and 4 powerful, rare-earth magnets would be enough to topple the buildings. They stored the left-over Feng-Shui energy on various levels of WTC-7 (which would explain it's unexpected collapse), and then subsequently flew the planes into the buildings, eliminating their only competition in the field of advanced nanotube research to propagate their strong belief that quantum, silicon-based nanotubes are still better than plain-vanilla carbon nanotubes.
PLEASE NOTE: I do not believe that silicon-based nanotubes will prove viable as a space elevator tether, but I do believe that carbon nanotubes may be useful in the billion dollar artificial sweetener industry.
Starthinker
Philosopher
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Dogs with long claws walking in unison caused vibrations that vibrated in harmony with the steel beams that held up the building. This created a giant magnetic field that attracted fanatical religious types to hijack planes and crash them all over the world, which in this case means NY, Washington, and some field in Pennyslvania. This was all done to divert a comet that was due to hit the Earth on May 25, 2006 and appearently it worked. I was channeling the ghost of Sylvia Brown from the future when this vision came to me.
Oh, and quantum quasi-nano ESP blockers were used.
Oh, and quantum quasi-nano ESP blockers were used.
case sensitive
Critical Thinker
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I blame Norway. When you think of Norway what do think of? Nothing... They got nothing, they done nothing, they are nothing. But they got a lot of oil...
See...? They create Bin Laden a Saudi (THE oil country) in a evil attempt to make the Saudis look bad. Then the blame the Talibans (probably) and of course convinced Bush to attack Saddam. Iraq has a lot of oil too.
Al Qaida means the base. If you take the word Bin and change the letters you get OIL put it together and you get The Oil Base! That is what Norway wants. To be the worlds oil base!
And I have all the evidence I need to be convinced!
See...? They create Bin Laden a Saudi (THE oil country) in a evil attempt to make the Saudis look bad. Then the blame the Talibans (probably) and of course convinced Bush to attack Saddam. Iraq has a lot of oil too.
Al Qaida means the base. If you take the word Bin and change the letters you get OIL put it together and you get The Oil Base! That is what Norway wants. To be the worlds oil base!
And I have all the evidence I need to be convinced!
It's simple, the original civil engineer realized that the bolts that held up the floors were rusting away due to CO pollution from the atmosphere, and arranged to have the planes crash into the WTC's in order to hide his culpability.
Wait, I was Joking!
Wait, I was Joking!
case sensitive
Critical Thinker
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It was the Fox Network. Their plan was almost thwarted when it was some TV producers accidentally stumbled across their plan and thought it was so ludicrous that they used as the basis for the pilot episode of the TV series "The Lone Gunmen". The evidence can be seen right here:
http://killtown.911review.org/lonegunmen.html
http://killtown.911review.org/lonegunmen.html
delphi_ote
Philosopher
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They were kicked over by the angry Pat Robertson and his legs of pure strength!
How can we stop his fury?
How can we stop his fury?
delphi_ote
Philosopher
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Woa... how did I miss that the first time around?
We both came to the same conclusion, so it clearly must be true!