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Sent in my application today.

I can even feel her uterus etc. inside my stomache. It really feels weird to be around her.

Yes, this is weird. I have a uterus and I don't "feel" it when I walk around. I'm not sure why you would be feeling a uterus, nor why it would be manifesting itself in your stomach. After all, a woman's uterus isn't in her stomach.

I'm going to chime in and say that you might have a bit of a crush on this woman, hence all the weird feelings. I suspect you're simply very compatible...but not psychic or telepathic. That is why you constantly think of her perfume, feel like you share thoughts, etc.

You seem like a nice person, and I would hate for you to experience any embarrassment as a result of taking the JREF test. I strongly advocate that if you are serious about this, that you conduct trials on your own to see if you get any statistically significant data. The scientific value the JREF will garner from this test is not worth jeopardizing your own well-being. Set up a trial with your friend, and plan to do something fun afterwards. :)

If you think you are psychic independent of this woman, you might try the online Zener card test: http://moebius.psy.ed.ac.uk/~paul/zener.html
You would have to do this a few times, though, since you could guess cards right by chance.

Anyway, a few posters have described some scenarios for you to try with your friend. Pick one, and just give it a shot one night. If you let us know the results, I'm sure someone could help you from there.
 
Yes, this is weird. I have a uterus and I don't "feel" it when I walk around. I'm not sure why you would be feeling a uterus, nor why it would be manifesting itself in your stomach. After all, a woman's uterus isn't in her stomach.
I was just about to post the exact same thing myself; I only actually "feel" my uterus a few days a month (and then I wish I couldn't).

Best of luck, Neutralize. I hope you try some of these tests and keep us posted on the results. Your relationship sounds very interesting.
 
Ok. we met at school. After aquiring telepathy, she plans to turn me into a "gangster rapper" at any and all costs. She is very manipulative, and avoids in hopes that I will become furious and rap for money. I never see this girl regularly. And as for hise and seek having nothing to do with telepathy picture this(for all you number crunchers): I can't sleep at night, so my delusional hallucinations tell me personal information about someone I have a crush on like her whereabouts in the middle of the night. So I wonder out to this rendezvous point and she's there. Works every time. Whenever we get the urge to see each other we run around playtng games. Like for example she will say, tonight I'm going to go play in such-andsuch a neighborhood in the middle of the night. Come and find me. I'll go there and she'll be making funny noises, creeping around in the bushes, hiding, running ducking jumping, etc. you have to understand now that to keep a certain amount of spark in our relationship for the time being we consider ourself "partners" or "telepathy frineds".
 
As I can tell you I wouldn't be on this forum if I hadn't done EXTENSIVE testing. After all it's been over a year.:cool:
 
:rolleyes: This girl has quite an imagination, and she could think of a million things to use her uterus for.
 
OK, thanks for your support everyone. Tonight we have decided to conduct some "tests" I'll tell you all in advance I don't have this girls phone number, we don't see each other or talk to each other often. So I'm going on a walk and will be sure to exchange some thoughts.
 
I can't sleep at night, so my delusional hallucinations tell me personal information about someone I have a crush on like her whereabouts in the middle of the night. So I wonder out to this rendezvous point and she's there. Works every time.

Wow, that sounds pretty interesting! How many times has that happened?
 
Whenever we get the urge to see each other we run around playtng games. Like for example she will say, tonight I'm going to go play in such-andsuch a neighborhood in the middle of the night. Come and find me. I'll go there and she'll be making funny noises, creeping around in the bushes, hiding, running ducking jumping, etc.

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Does she actually say this to you aloud in person, or do you mean you hear her telepathically?
 
Ok. we met at school. After aquiring telepathy, she plans to turn me into a "gangster rapper" at any and all costs. She is very manipulative, and avoids in hopes that I will become furious and rap for money. I never see this girl regularly. And as for hise and seek having nothing to do with telepathy picture this(for all you number crunchers): I can't sleep at night, so my delusional hallucinations tell me personal information about someone I have a crush on like her whereabouts in the middle of the night. So I wonder out to this rendezvous point and she's there. Works every time. Whenever we get the urge to see each other we run around playtng games. Like for example she will say, tonight I'm going to go play in such-andsuch a neighborhood in the middle of the night. Come and find me. I'll go there and she'll be making funny noises, creeping around in the bushes, hiding, running ducking jumping, etc. you have to understand now that to keep a certain amount of spark in our relationship for the time being we consider ourself "partners" or "telepathy frineds".
This reminds me of a benign version of revalations in the bible - namely, just incoherent rambling. For me, Neutralize has lost any capability he might have had to make a contribution to the fora. Any interest I might retain is only for entertainment value.
 
Neutralize, this girl sounds like trouble, from what you've said. You seem to be in love with her, you say she is manipulating you, and yet you don't even have her phone number. I hope you don't get hurt.

I also hope you're being sarcastic about having 'delusional hallucinations'.

As Jess rightly said, "the scientific value the JREF will garner from this test is not worth jeopardizing your own well-being".

We've seen other applicants with amazing claims (but personal problems) who seem to go into meltdown (to put it unscientifically) in just the preliminary stages, never making it to an actual agreed test protocol. I would hate to see that happen again, or to you. I hope you are happy and healthy, and not having major problems in your daily life.

Again, best wishes.
 
Neutralize, this girl sounds like trouble, from what you've said. You seem to be in love with her, you say she is manipulating you, and yet you don't even have her phone number. I hope you don't get hurt.

I also hope you're being sarcastic about having 'delusional hallucinations'.

As Jess rightly said, "the scientific value the JREF will garner from this test is not worth jeopardizing your own well-being".

We've seen other applicants with amazing claims (but personal problems) who seem to go into meltdown (to put it unscientifically) in just the preliminary stages, never making it to an actual agreed test protocol. I would hate to see that happen again, or to you. I hope you are happy and healthy, and not having major problems in your daily life.

Again, best wishes.

Oh this doesn't bother us that much. and i was just being sarcastic
 
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This reminds me of a benign version of revalations in the bible - namely, just incoherent rambling. For me, Neutralize has lost any capability he might have had to make a contribution to the fora. Any interest I might retain is only for entertainment value.

This offends me. I am trying to explain my situation the best I can. Please sit back and enjoy the entertainment, but please don't try to say this discussion isn't contributing to the forum.
 
Neutralize,

Have you tried any of the specific examples that people have suggested here. Namely, the ones involving a deck of cards, dice, or food? It would seem that these would be something that you could do very quickly and would satisfy yourself and others. Before you reject doing them out of hand by just saying something like, "Oh, I know we can do that. We already read specific thoughts, picking a card would be easy." Why not just try it? Have your friend go in the next room, and then pick a card at random and have her write down what you picked (or one of the many other suggestions). This would be a very simple test, having people follow both of you around all day with cameras would not be simple. From reading your posts it seems like a test such as this would be within the realm of your claim.
 
As I can tell you I wouldn't be on this forum if I hadn't done EXTENSIVE testing. After all it's been over a year.:cool:

"Extensive testing" sounds promising.

Can you get more specific, please? (I.e.: What kind of test, how often, what number of trials, success rates, control methods, etc.)
 
This offends me. I am trying to explain my situation the best I can. Please sit back and enjoy the entertainment, but please don't try to say this discussion isn't contributing to the forum.
"This discussion isn't contributing to the forum."

Damn, I tried. Sorry for the offense.
 
i can tell you right now, last night before bed she had a tuna sandwich. Right now she is eating an english muffin, with ham, cheese, and eggs for breakfast.

Last night she did visit, although she did stay in my neighbours yard, the clever little girl brought a laser pointer with her, and one of her lady friends. She did such things as ask me to flicker the light swithes open the windows etc.

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I jumped out of my bathroom window and ran toward the fence and heard her yell something. Then they hid behind a swingset.
 
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This reminds me of a benign version of revalations in the bible - namely, just incoherent rambling. For me, Neutralize has lost any capability he might have had to make a contribution to the fora. Any interest I might retain is only for entertainment value.

Does anybody have more information about this? It really intrigues me.
 
Neutralise. These things you're posting. They're irrelevant. They prove nothing and mean nothing. People here are posting useful advice such as "use a deck of cards", "sit in separate rooms", and your response is to say stuff like "I think she ate tuna today... I like tuna. I wonder if she likes salmon...."

Have you done any controlled tests? If not, you had better start to think about what sort of controlled test would be acceptable to you, because otherwise your application will not progress beyond your opening email.
 
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Oh, yeah. I just remembered, last night my brother and I dicided to go see Mission Impossible 3. So naturally I got all dressed up and invited her to "Join" us. Upon arriving there, I see her girl friends car in the parking lot. I wasn't certain she was there because sometimes she's not honest. Anyways halfway through the movie, I walk up the aisle and look at her. Weird and yeasterday she drove past me right as I got of work.

It seem like everyone in town talks gossip or rumors and a lot of people knhow our story.
 

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