P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
Avoiding STD's was his Vietnam.
Anyone else starting to suspect he didn't avoid syphilis?
Avoiding STD's was his Vietnam.
Any time after conception would count as too lateDoes "way too late" count?
Is that Terence Stamp's try-out for Priscilla?
Is that Terence Stamp's try-out for Priscilla?
I would think his Depends would absorb all that.WASHINGTON—Thrashing about in his navy blue suit as dirty water seeped into his mouth and nostrils, President Donald Trump reportedly drowned Wednesday in a two-inch puddle.
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Trump Drowns In 2-Inch Puddle
WASHINGTON—Thrashing about in his navy blue suit as dirty water seeped into his mouth and nostrils, President Donald Trump reportedly drowned Wednesday in a two-inch puddle. Sources who wished to remain anonymous told reporters they observed Trump slip on a wet stone paver as he strode en route...theonion.com