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Nuclear war and going back of Hitler

I expect you'd get your soul at birth, like your zodiac sign. Makes sense. Right?
If you are to be a Jew you do only get it once your head pops out of wherever it does in a woman - my knowledge of female down-below anatomy is a tad vague, I assume they undo their belly button to let the little one out. If you are going to be Christian the various Christian gods have to battle it out, some give you a soul when mummy's little egg falls in love with daddy's little tadpole, some wait until you start to jiggle about a bit in your mum's (or dad's) belly, others are less profligate with souls and wait to see if you make it out of mummy's belly. Oh and if you are going to be a Muslim the nextdoor neighbour or as mummy called him "oh god, oh god you're an angel" has to come after 120 days and blow your soul into your mummy's tummy, that's what he was doing when you saw him with mummy in the bed, just don't tell daddy.

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If you are to be a Jew you do only get it once your head pops out of wherever it does in a woman - my knowledge of female down-below anatomy is a tad vague, I assume they undo their belly button to let the little one out. If you are going to be Christian the various Christian gods have to battle it out, some give you a soul when mummy's little egg falls in love with daddy's little tadpole, some wait until you start to jiggle about a bit in your mum's (or dad's) belly, others are less profligate with souls and wait to see if you make it out of mummy's belly.

If you need to know even more information about the human reproductive system just ask!
I was sure mum bought me at the hospital canteen.
 
Fun fact: you can use Wikipedia to find out who died right before you were born, so you can work out who you're the reincarnation of.

Mine's Tallulah Bankhead, which is... something.
Wait, let's see mine is....

Oh, ◊◊◊◊, Bill Shankley.

Let's see who it would be if I didn't come out early...

Some US comic strip guy.
 

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