Nuclear war and going back of Hitler

[EHocking]

For me, it's Spike Milligan.

You little grovelling bastard

 

[Norman Alexander]

You little grovelling bastard

He's fallen in the water!

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Any reason Putin's actions can't have been inspired by the real Hitler?

Or Putain's own personal brand of genocidal megolomania?

 

[arthwollipot]

Fun fact: you can use Wikipedia to find out who died right before you were born, so you can work out who you're the reincarnation of.

Mine's Tallulah Bankhead, which is... something.

 

[Pixel42]

Blimey, don't you get even a day or two to recuperate before being thrown back into the fray?

 

[Darat]

Fun fact: you can use Wikipedia to find out who died right before you were born, so you can work out who you're the reincarnation of.

Mine's Tallulah Bankhead, which is... something.

Don't you need to check 9 months before you were born?

 

[Helen]

Don't you need to check 9 months before you were born?

I expect you'd get your soul at birth, like your zodiac sign. Makes sense. Right?

 

[Carrot Flower King]

I expect you'd get your soul at birth, like your zodiac sign. Makes sense. Right?

Yup, it makes as much sense as a zodiac sign...

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Yup, it makes as much sense as a zodiac sign...

And has similar scientific credibility too!

 

[Norman Alexander]

James Dean and Shemp Howard both died just before I was born. Am I really that combination??

 

[arthwollipot]

Blimey, don't you get even a day or two to recuperate before being thrown back into the fray?

Don't you need to check 9 months before you were born?

Joke's on the both of you because she died exactly 12 months to the day before I was born.

 

[Darat]

I expect you'd get your soul at birth, like your zodiac sign. Makes sense. Right?

If you are to be a Jew you do only get it once your head pops out of wherever it does in a woman - my knowledge of female down-below anatomy is a tad vague, I assume they undo their belly button to let the little one out. If you are going to be Christian the various Christian gods have to battle it out, some give you a soul when mummy's little egg falls in love with daddy's little tadpole, some wait until you start to jiggle about a bit in your mum's (or dad's) belly, others are less profligate with souls and wait to see if you make it out of mummy's belly. Oh and if you are going to be a Muslim the nextdoor neighbour or as mummy called him "oh god, oh god you're an angel" has to come after 120 days and blow your soul into your mummy's tummy, that's what he was doing when you saw him with mummy in the bed, just don't tell daddy.

If you need to know even more information about the human reproductive system just ask!

 

[Norman Alexander]

If you are to be a Jew you do only get it once your head pops out of wherever it does in a woman - my knowledge of female down-below anatomy is a tad vague, I assume they undo their belly button to let the little one out. If you are going to be Christian the various Christian gods have to battle it out, some give you a soul when mummy's little egg falls in love with daddy's little tadpole, some wait until you start to jiggle about a bit in your mum's (or dad's) belly, others are less profligate with souls and wait to see if you make it out of mummy's belly.

If you need to know even more information about the human reproductive system just ask!

I was sure mum bought me at the hospital canteen.

 

[Darat]

I was sure mum bought me at the hospital canteen.

Probably a bring and buy sale for fundraising.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Probably a bring and buy sale for fundraising.

My mum got a chest of drawers for me. If she had brought my brother too, she could have also got a dresser with a mirror!

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Fun fact: you can use Wikipedia to find out who died right before you were born, so you can work out who you're the reincarnation of.

Mine's Tallulah Bankhead, which is... something.

Wait, let's see mine is....

Oh, ◊◊◊◊, Bill Shankley.

Let's see who it would be if I didn't come out early...

Some US comic strip guy.

 

[wise47]

Hitler's arrival will bring with it a great threat.

 

[Thermal]

Wouldn't really be expecting a zombie fuhrer to be bringing glad tidings of great joy, scooter.

 

[Joe Random]

Hitler's arrival will bring with it a great threat.

I don't much care for Snapple Facts of late ...

 

[JayUtah]

Hitler = bad. Got it. I'm so happy we have these 1600 I.Q. blokes around to give us the inside scoop.