Trump's Second Term

[Mojo]

Sen. John Kennedy: "The president didn't start a war. He was trying to stop a war."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036901219600420918

Operation Epic Fail, then.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Oh, I see, so he's just really, really bad at it?

Why change the habits of a lifetime?

 

[Mojo]

Trump: I won't use the word war because they say if you use the word war, that's maybe not a good thing to do. They don't like the word war because you are supposed to get approval. So I will use the word military operation

Hegseth is now "Secretary of Military Operation"?

 

[Darat]

I've changed my mind.

My choice of superpower is now the ability to instil in individuals a sense of shame.

I think a good superhero needs to have, within their fictional universe, believable powers.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Is that for all of them?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036742578683461833

J.D. Vance won't be impressed by how he dresses!

 

[Andy_Ross]

New Trump Census

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I have instructed our Department of Commerce to immediately begin work on a new and highly accurate CENSUS based on modern day facts and figures and, importantly, using the results and information gained from the Presidential Election of 2024. People who are in our Country illegally WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE CENSUS. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Trump: We have a hot party. We have a group that likes to see our country in trouble. And we are going to do something about it.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036952943417798740

Billionaire disaster capitalists?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Donald has won another award.

Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036951988043473179

The First Annual Keep Donnie Happy Award And Look At The Shiny Shiny Medal.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Trump: I happen to be a fan of no mail-in ballots, even though I won Florida which is mail-in ballots by a massive number. In California, they cheat badly with that. Democrats get sometimes six or seven ballots in one household. And Republicans are calling for their ballot.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036954960504700955

Obviously the concept of the household living in the same house is alien to him.

 

[zooterkin]

Is that for all of them?

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Someone's optimistic, setting the price that high, even for all of them.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Aww, jeez! He has to go to all the trouble of getting a lackey to fill it out for him so he can sign it. What a burden!

"Yes Sir, Emily Gregory is a good Republican name. Just sign there Sir..."

 

[P.J. Denyer]

NVM

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Donald has won another award.

Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036951988043473179

If Mike Johnson won the Annual Award For Sycophantic Arse Kissing, he'd immediately give it to Trump.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Oh, I see, so he's just really, really bad at it?

Who'd have thunk it?

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Is that for all of them?

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They'd have to pay me a lot more. Up it to $20 and I might take one.

 

[Darat]

If Mike Johnson won the Annual Award For Sycophantic Arse Kissing, he'd immediately give it to Trump.

And his acceptance speech would start "I didn't know anything about this...."

 

[Resume]

Donald has won another award.

Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036951988043473179

STFU, you ass-kissing weirdo square.

 

[Resume]

Trump: I happen to be a fan of no mail-in ballots, even though I won Florida which is mail-in ballots by a massive number. In California, they cheat badly with that. Democrats get sometimes six or seven ballots in one household. And Republicans are calling for their ballot.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036954960504700955

He's scared ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ of the mid-terms.

TBH, so am I. I'm very worried about how they'll try to stifle the vote, how this corrupt administration is attempting to disenfranchise our rights, to turn them into a privilege. And they're doing it openly, sneeringly.

 

[zooterkin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036476152244486617

"That's dangerous levels of two weeks away..."