Trump's Second Term

[LDE1976]

I just saw an ad for this book, and I almost couldn't stop laughing...

The (BIG) Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

By Rob Sears

ETA: I fixed the title...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Resistance is futile
There's nought you can do

 

[shemp]

But . . . but you obliterated it, remember?

Nah, he can't remember the last time he was changed.

Probably hasn't had his diaper changed since the attack began.

 

[jimbob]

Gold drapes.

Trump: We have a lot of great service members here with us, in this beautiful building. Isn't it beautiful? We are adding on to the building a little bit. We are improving the building. When that comes down right now, you see a very deep hole. But in about a year and a half from now, you will see a very beautiful building. See that nice drape? I think I will save money on the doors because it can't get more beautiful than that. I picked those drapes in my first term. I always liked gold. But I think we can save a lot of money. I just saved curtains. And it will be spectacular. It will be the most beautiful -- I think it is because I have built many a ballroom. I believe it will be the most beautiful ballroom anywhere in the world. When you hear all of that hammering, you know why the first lady is not thrilled exactly.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2028516386092589230

That isn't even the Shrek villain meme.

Some of you are going to die, but look at my beautiful preciouss golden shower curtain

 

[LDE1976]

Trump on the Medal of Honor: "I tried for myself. I've tried numerous times to get one by myself. I keep getting shut down."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2028516361572331815

FIFA did it with the "Peace Prize", so why can't someone create a bespoke bravery medal just for Trump?

My personal choice would be something resembling the Victoria Cross, except with an inscription which reads "For Squalor."

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: Bravery is amazing. You never know who is brave and who is not until they are really tested. We think some people are brave, Pete, and they are not. We think others aren’t and they are….

https://twitter.com/x/status/2028519363213713861

 

[jimbob]

Trump: Bravery is amazing. You never know who is brave and who is not until they are really tested. We think some people are brave, Pete, and they are not. We think others aren’t and they are….

https://twitter.com/x/status/2028519363213713861

We know about your total lack of moral fibre

 

[Resume]

Trump: Bravery is amazing. You never know who is brave and who is not until they are really tested. We think some people are brave, Pete, and they are not. We think others aren’t and they are….

https://twitter.com/x/status/2028519363213713861

That word should never come from your mouth, you cowardly bone-spurring, draft-dodging, ◊◊◊◊- heel mother ◊◊◊◊◊◊.

 

[azazal]

Trump on the Medal of Honor: "I tried for myself. I've tried numerous times to get one by myself. I keep getting shut down."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2028516361572331815

We should go ahead and let Trump give himself the Congressional Metal of Honor, see how well that sits with military personal. I'm sure they'll be fine and that all enemies foreign and domestic part of their oath won't pop into their minds at all.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

 

[Andy_Ross]

Donald has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand

Is this also from shaking lots of hands?

 

[shemp]

Donald has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand

Is this also from shaking lots of hands?

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Maybe the cabinet tried to lynch him? Try the 25th Amendment instead.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Donald has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand

Whether that's his failing head rejecting his disgusting body or his digusting body rejecting his failing head is for the philosophers to debate. The one thing everyone (except Trump) agrees on is that both would be better without the other.

 

[azazal]

Donald has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand

Is this also from shaking lots of hands?

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The rash with what looks like an open sore, the bruising, the overall bloated appearance, the fetid rotting smell. The man is a champion of Nurgle. Has any one seen three circles on him?

 

[LiteBright]

Relax everyone, its just a hickey from Loomer

 

[jimbob]

Donald has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand

Is this also from shaking lots of hands?

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Someone commented that it looks like nits behind his ear too.

 

[azazal]

Relax everyone, its just a hickey from Loomer

 

[jimbob]

Relax everyone, its just a hickey from Loomer

Well that's a bit of North American vocab that I didn't want to learn in that context

 

[jimbob]

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Looks like I wasn't the only one

 

[Resume]

Relax everyone, its just a hickey from Loomer

Ick.

 

[Donal]

Gold drapes.

Trump: We have a lot of great service members here with us, in this beautiful building. Isn't it beautiful? We are adding on to the building a little bit. We are improving the building. When that comes down right now, you see a very deep hole. But in about a year and a half from now, you will see a very beautiful building. See that nice drape? I think I will save money on the doors because it can't get more beautiful than that. I picked those drapes in my first term. I always liked gold. But I think we can save a lot of money. I just saved curtains. And it will be spectacular. It will be the most beautiful -- I think it is because I have built many a ballroom. I believe it will be the most beautiful ballroom anywhere in the world. When you hear all of that hammering, you know why the first lady is not thrilled exactly.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2028516386092589230

Can't he keep that tacky ◊◊◊◊ to his white trash Versailles in Florida?