LondonJohn
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Don't you remember?
I must admit, I'm starting to have doubts about this self-styled infallible memory.
Don't you remember?
Every single one of these bullet points is wrong. Even the last one, which we all desperately hope could be true...
- If they were manual EPIRB's they do not need a hydrostatic release mechanism.
- SOLAS regulations say ALL ships must have an automatic float free EPIRB
- Nowhere does JAIC say M/S Estonia was not compliant with regard to EPIRB's.
- We know the EPIRB's on M/V Estonia were compliant with the hydrostatic automatic regulations because there is a clear still of a Rockwater diver holding the Hammar release mechanism.
- A manual one does not need a hydrostatic release mechanism, you simply chuck it in the water.
- A manual one does not need to be fitted on each side of the bridge where it hits the water; it would be within arm's length.
- End of.
Point 3 is correct. Point 4 might be, but I wouldn't take Vixen's word if she said it was raining outside. Points 5 and 6 are irrelevant.Every single one of these bullet points is wrong. Even the last one, which we all desperately hope could be true...
* raises a hand *Are all accountants this incompetent or only the triple-niners?
It's post #6320 in this thread.
28 Jn 1995Date? And a link, please, as you evidently copied and pasted it from somewhere.
Of course no offense intended to you or any actual accountants. What I take away from my accounting department is their incredible ability to remember and locate obscure bits of business minutiae on command. That makes it strange that one self-proclaimed accountant has so much difficulty remembering and acting on details. Hence I conclude there must be something about that additional triple-niner status that erases that ability.* raises a hand *
I'm a chartered accountant but I don't claim to know anything about anything except accounting, the arcane details of the subject of my PhD thesis, cricket and ice hockey. And I'm pretty dodgy on most of those.
I'll come back to it after I've had my sauna and supper. Thinking back on my career, I have to say working with fellow accountants has been the best time ever in terms of great fun, a terrific sense of humour and a brilliant time all round. Competent? They're the sharpest guys you could ever meet.Are all accountants this incompetent or only the triple-niners?
It's post #6320 in this thread.
Where did you get your translation to English?28 Jn 1995
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Estonian hätäpoijuista oli unohtunut viritys
Autolautta Estonian kaksi hätäpoijua eivät lähettäneet signaalia pelastajille, koska niitä ei ollut viritetty laivalla. Hätäpoijut pulpahtivat pinnalle asianmukaisesti laivan upotessa.www.hs.fi
Estonia's emergency buoys had been left unarmed
The two emergency buoys on the car ferry Estonia did not send a signal to rescuers because they had not been armed on board. The emergency buoys floated to the surface properly when the ship sank.
The International Commission of Inquiry into the disaster has investigated the operation of the emergency buoys that washed up on the Estonian coast. The buoys' batteries were fully charged, but they could not send anything if they were unarmed, says Commission member Kari Lehtola.
Estonian emergency buoys were a forgotten tuning The two emergency buoys of the car ferry Estonia did not send a signal to the rescuers because they had not been tuned on board. Emergency buoys burst to the surface properly as the ship sank. Turma's International Commission of Inquiry has investigated the activities of the emergency buoys that drifted off the Estonian coast. The buoys' batteries were fully charged, but they could not send anything untuned, says Commissioner Kari Lehtola.
How good are they with "accentuating arms?" Are they inclined to speak incessantly out of turn on matters in which they can demonstrate absolutely no competence?hey're the sharpest guys you could ever meet.
I think they might be using them when they 'sail the wide accountan-sea'...How good are they with "accentuating arms?"
As a Finnish speaker, I understoodWhere did you get your translation to English?
Google translate gives the headline and opening of the story as:
Rather than your version of the same text:
We all remember the previous discussion. "An electrical term that relates to current" has bugger all to do with adjusting the frequency on an RF device, which is what "tune" means in that context. "Arm" is a far more accurate description of how the device is actually known to operate, since "arming" an electrical device means to make electrical current available to it. You have the cart before the horse. You're trying to insist that an object must behave in a certain way simply because of how you've chosen to translate a term that relates to it, without knowing how the object actually works. You're not a very good translator. Accurate translation is about to become a problem you'll need to deal with.As a Finnish speaker, I understood
viritys
is an electrical term, which relates to a current. Please do a search as this has been discussed before.
I thought you said your memory was fine.Please can you remind me of what it is.
Oh, no offence taken at all. If there's one thing you learn working for the Big Four, as I did, it's that you stay in your lane. This is why they have technical offices for IFRS and the different GAAPs, actuaries, contract lawyers, international lawyers, asset valuation experts, no end of specialists. If you've understood anything, it's that you stick to your field of competence and even then look things up to be on the safe side.Of course no offense intended to you or any actual accountants. What I take away from my accounting department is their incredible ability to remember and locate obscure bits of business minutiae on command. That makes it strange that one self-proclaimed accountant has so much difficulty remembering and acting on details. Hence I conclude there must be something about that additional triple-niner status that erases that ability.
Ah, so it's your own translation?As a Finnish speaker, I understood
viritys
is an electrical term, which relates to a current. Please do a search as this has been discussed before.
A concept I'm very familiar with. Occasionally we have had to work on classified projects, which means we need accountants with special experience (and clearance) in managing classified projects. Just because the general public can't see what you do doesn't mean you aren't accountable and that there aren't rules to follow.This is why they have ... no end of specialists. If you've understood anything, it's that you stick to your field of competence and even then look things up to be on the safe side.
It's almost like there's no actual accounting training or experience there. Hm.Like you, I'm baffled that anybody who's been through that can think differently.
The head of my accounting department is a gentleman named Grimme. I have to confess that I'm always on the lookout for candidates with names like Cratchitt or Scrooge or Marley.Interesting thing about accountants is that, from personal experience, they all have same surname, in my experience.
I'd say 'tuning' is more to do with frequency or maybe efficiency. On/off is certainly to do with current, though.As a Finnish speaker, I understood
viritys
is an electrical term, which relates to a current. Please do a search as this has been discussed before.
Where did you get your translation to English?As a Finnish speaker, I understood
viritys
is an electrical term, which relates to a current. Please do a search as this has been discussed before.
Google AI says:Ah, so it's your own translation?
The phrase "Estonian emergency buoys were a forgotten tuning" does not correspond to any known, established English-language idiom, factual event, or literary quote. It appears to be a sequence of words that may be nonsensical
I don't believe that, Vixen's written English isn't that bad.Ah, so it's your own translation?