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Trump's Second Term

Darat said:
Yeah, after all it's just like replacing a heating system in a house, 2 days tops to put back the steam engines!
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There's plenty of steam.
Nuclear powered carriers and submarines use steam turbines for propulsion.
The nuclear bit just replaces oil fired boilers
 
Buy Japanese cars

Does he think the Japanese PM can order Toyota to build factories?

It seems to me foreign leaders tell him what he wants to hear just to keep him happy

Trump: And I was just told by the prime minister that Toyota is going to be putting auto plants all over the United States to the tune of over $10 billion. So go out and buy a Toyota

https://twitter.com/x/status/1983080409727738297
 
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Andy_Ross said:
Buy Japanese cars

Does he think the Japanese PM can order Toyota to build factories?
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He tried to order Wal-Mart and other companies to eat the increased costs from his tariffs instead of increasing the prices for their customers, so he clearly thinks companies do whatever the country's leader tells them to.
 
Darat said:
Yeah, after all it's just like replacing a heating system in a house, 2 days tops to put back the steam engines!
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Because we know how well it goes when rulers make technical decisions about military equipment that they are unqualified to understand. You end up with the Maus. Or trying to force a jet fighter into a bomber.
 
I wonder what would happen if you asked American kindergardeners to write down what they would say if they were to give a speech to America's generals (after explaining to them what a general was), and if you compared the results to the speech given by Drumpf. Actually, I got curious, so I asked ChatGPT ('Hey, can you write a speech that would be held for an assembly of America's generals, but you can pretend to be a kindergardener who's been assigned to write such a speech :) ?'):

ChatGPT said:
"My Speech for the Big Generals"
by Me (age 5 and a half)

Hi, generals!
Thank you for inviting me to your meeting of America. I like your shiny jackets and your medals. My dad says medals mean you’re really good at something, like bravery or cleaning your room. I’m good at bravery too — I once ate a green bean.

I don’t really know what a general does, but I think it’s like being line leader, except for the whole world. So, if you’re the line leader of the army, please remember: no pushing, no yelling, and keep your hands to yourself. Also, if someone falls down, you have to help them up. That’s a rule.

If there’s a big problem, maybe you can try using your words first. That’s what Ms. Jenkins says we should do before we go to the timeout corner. Maybe you can have a really big talking circle, with snacks. I like snacks. You probably like snacks too.

And if you ever get scared — because even generals probably get scared — you can take a deep breath and count to ten. I do that when I lose my dinosaur toy. It helps.

Anyway, thank you for keeping everyone safe, and for letting me talk. I hope you all have a good nap later, because being in charge looks very tiring.

Okay, bye-bye!
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Oh my god. The (pretend) five-year old did a better job.
 
The truth

Here are the SIMPLE FACTS about the Democrat Shutdown:

1️⃣ Democrat votes are REQUIRED to reopen the government.

2️⃣ Democrats have voted 13 TIMES to keep it closed.

3️⃣ Democrats refuse to fund the government unless we restore- $200 BILLION in health benefits for illegal aliens, BILLIONS for foreign projects, $500 MILLION for leftist media outlets, and huge CUTS to rural hospitals.

4️⃣ Democrats ADMIT they’re using the pain and suffering of the American people as “leverage,” while boasting that “every day gets better” for them.

🚨🚨Democrats are doing this to appease their far Left Marxist base —because they are more afraid of THEM than the American people.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1982900294187970870
 
Andy_Ross said:
Admiral Trump

Trump: I am delighted to announce that as your sort of boss, I don't feel like your boss, but I guess I am... we're going to make sure that you receive the full amount that you were owed for the deployment. And we're not going to deduct anything because you came in to listen to your commander—I'd like to be an admiral. I always wanted to be an admiral, to be honest.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1983076151024398634
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They really are going to have to let him have a military uniform, with lots of golden braid and of course more medals than anyone else.
 
Darat said:
They really are going to have to let him have a military uniform, with lots of golden braid and of course more medals than anyone else.
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Oh god. Yes. That's exactly what he'll do. And he will keep demanding more and more medals until the balls in his pachinko brain hit the right lights and he realizes he can just award them to himself.
 
Andy_Ross said:
Executive Order to refit carrier with steam catapults

Trump: "They spent $900,093,000 on the catapults trying to get them to work. And they had steam, which worked so beautifully and it has for 50 years, right? So we're gonna go back. Seriously fellas, I want to make that change. I'm gonna do an executive order."
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He should do an executive order on the magnets in any application. Except of course MRI. He may not know it is a magnet.
 
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