Trump's Second Term

Resume said:
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What are they pumping into him? Maybe the legacy media will ask?

Bwahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!
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Wow, he looks absolutely awful, like a walking corpse. And yeah, remember when Biden was at his most tired and frail in 2024 and it was frontpage news for months? Yeah, me too. Not the media, though, sick presidents are apparently not worth covering anymore.
 
P.J. Denyer said:
I worry about you holding it all in like this. Stop trying to be polite and tell us what you really think of him, it'll make you feel better.
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My birthday is tomorrow. You know what I want? What I really want? I want someone to go down to DC. I want someone to wake him up from his slumber on Pennsylvania Ave and bring him here. And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ◊◊◊◊ he is.

Hallelujah! HOLY ◊◊◊◊.

where's the whiskey?
 
China convinced everyone to use magnets. Nobody used them 20 years ago!!

Trump: "China intelligently went in and they sort of took a monopoly of the world's magnets. Nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago, 'let's all do magnets.' There were many other ways that the world could have gone ... we're heavily into the world of magnets now."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1960028394554319314
 
For the first time in their lives, they can use the parks in DC

Stephen Miller on DC residents: "For the first time in their lives, they can use the parks, they can walk on the streets. You have people who can walk freely at night without having to worry about being robbed or mugged. They are wearing their watches again."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1960000257493717080
 
Safe-Keeper said:
Wow, he looks absolutely awful, like a walking corpse. And yeah, remember when Biden was at his most tired and frail in 2024 and it was frontpage news for months? Yeah, me too. Not the media, though, sick presidents are apparently not worth covering anymore.
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It's not worth covering if it is a Republican. The "liberal" media never existed. The media has always bent the knee to right-wingers.
 
Trump to South Korea's president: "If you remember, you were doing the Olympics and there was a time of great hostility with North Korea and you weren't selling tickets because nobody wanted to be blown up in the stadium ... that was a great honor to get involved and make the Olympics so successful."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1960023759479271577
 
Andy_Ross said:
For the first time in their lives, they can use the parks in DC

Stephen Miller on DC residents: "For the first time in their lives, they can use the parks, they can walk on the streets. You have people who can walk freely at night without having to worry about being robbed or mugged. They are wearing their watches again."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1960000257493717080
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By "they", he means white people. Everyone else is afraid, or should be afraid, of getting kidnapped by Trump's militia.
 
Cheese Brain!

Trump: "Beverly Hills... I have friends, they leave their trunk open for their car bc they know they're going to be vandalized. They don't want the trunk ripped off in order for them to steal what's in their bag. They leave their doors open so when they go in to steal the radio or whatever they take, they don't rip off the door. They leave the doors totally open so the criminals, when they go and open the door, they don't have to break the windows & kill the car"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1960020469689512075
 
NM156 said:
My birthday is tomorrow. You know what I want? What I really want? I want someone to go down to DC. I want someone to wake him up from his slumber on Pennsylvania Ave and bring him here. And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ◊◊◊◊ he is.

Hallelujah! HOLY ◊◊◊◊.

where's the whiskey?
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May the Great Pixie in the Sky grant your wish on your special day.
 
Andy_Ross said:
For the first time in their lives, they can use the parks in DC

Stephen Miller on DC residents: "For the first time in their lives, they can use the parks, they can walk on the streets. You have people who can walk freely at night without having to worry about being robbed or mugged. They are wearing their watches again."
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It's like a parallel universe where no facts can be checked and his claims create reality.

So during Trump 1.0 nobody dared use a public park in DC. That's why the inauguration was so sparsely attended. Oh wait no I forgot they were record crowds - they just don't show up in pictures because cameras lie. We probably need to send the National Guard in to fix Kodak or something. People are saying we should do that. Many people.
 
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Andy_Ross said:
Trump: "Beverly Hills... I have friends, they leave their trunk open for their car bc they know they're going to be vandalized. They don't want the trunk ripped off in order for them to steal what's in their bag...
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Death by anecdote. The Republic is finished, long live the dictatorship. He has to do it because he has an anecdote about somebody who leaves their car unlocked in fear of vandals. 250 years and out. Democracy is dead, the republic is dead, because Trump has an anecdote.
 
NM156 said:
My birthday is tomorrow. You know what I want? What I really want? I want someone to go down to DC. I want someone to wake him up from his slumber on Pennsylvania Ave and bring him here. And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ◊◊◊◊ he is.

Hallelujah! HOLY ◊◊◊◊.

where's the whiskey?
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Tell us what you really think. You're blocking!
 
Andy_Ross said:
Donald is renaming the Department of Defence to the Department of War.

Trump: "Pete Hegseth has been incredible with the as I call it the Department of War. We call it the Department of Defense, but between us I think we're gonna change the name."
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Skulls on their badges too. Don't forget about the skulls. Gold ones. Scary.
 
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