Trump's Second Term

He still has the full support of his core!

Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000,” said polling analyst Lily Willis, explaining that Gallup’s results indicated that Trump’s agenda still spoke to the large number of Americans primarily concerned with kitchen table issues like whether or not they’ll be able to afford 13-year-old prostitutes.
 
Taxation is the real tariff.
That's like saying
  • Animal is the real platypus.
  • Star is the real Alnilam.
  • Metal is the real bronze.
Such statements are signals of confusion, or possibly a desire to confuse. Those who are less confused and aren't trying to confuse others say things like
  • Bronze is a real metal.
  • Alnilam is a real star.
  • Platypus is a real animal.
  • Tariff is a real tax.
 
Attorney General Ken Paxton
@KenPaxtonTX

Democrats in the Texas House who try and run away like cowards should be found, arrested, and brought back to the Capitol immediately.

We should use every tool at our disposal to hunt down those who think they are above the law.
 
He's been consistent about it. Clearly nobody has the courage to tell him ..
Or they have tried, like when they tried explaining to him that asylum seekers aren't from insane asylums, or that stealth fighters aren't invisible to the naked eye, or...
 
Attorney General Ken Paxton
@KenPaxtonTX

Democrats in the Texas House who try and run away like cowards should be found, arrested, and brought back to the Capitol immediately.

We should use every tool at our disposal to hunt down those who think they are above the law.
What about the Republican congress-people in Washington, Ken? Deciding to take a little early-mark to avoid having to do their actual jobs? Gonna round them up too? Some of them live near you. Off you go! Attaboy.
 
They're really scrambling to think of anything outrageous enough to draw attention from Trump's dear old friend Epstein.

Anything crazy will do. It's just flying a kite, so they don't need to follow it through.Throw all the dead cats on the table and pray that one will drag the attention away from Epstein.
The Onion, I think is actually making a real point.

 

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