Trump's Second Term

[P.J. Denyer]

"And I also have the biggest dick in the club!"

'Am', the word is 'Am'


ETA: Ninja'd, but what Norman Alexander said.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Tariffs will eliminate income tax.

BREAKING: President Trump surprises the nation with a bold statement, suggesting that tariffs could potentially eliminate all income taxes. Trump aims to eliminate income taxes for those earning under $200,000 annually using tariff revenue.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1952045587995508905

Another Trump brain fart.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Another Trump brain fart.

No, Trumps handlers puppet masters, get more regressive taxation.

 

[Norman Alexander]

No, Trumps handlers puppet masters, get more regressive taxation.

Fascist group brain fart, then.

 

[Resume]

He still has the full support of his core!

Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000,” said polling analyst Lily Willis, explaining that Gallup’s results indicated that Trump’s agenda still spoke to the large number of Americans primarily concerned with kitchen table issues like whether or not they’ll be able to afford 13-year-old prostitutes.

 

[Trebuchet]

He still has the full support of his core!

He'll be ordering Kash to arrest TheOnion's editors soon. Along with those Commies at South Park. Kash will do it. Show trials and public executions to follow.
This country is totally ◊◊◊◊◊◊.

 

[Hans]

Another Trump brain fart.

In 2023, Americans paid approximately $6.5 trillion in taxes across all levels of government (federal, state, and local).4.4 of that was Federal, you'd need a hell of lot more tariffs to match that

 

[theprestige]

In 2023, Americans paid approximately $6.5 trillion in taxes across all levels of government (federal, state, and local).4.4 of that was Federal, you'd need a hell of lot more tariffs to match that

Taxation is the real tariff.

 

[Norman Alexander]

In 2023, Americans paid approximately $6.5 trillion in taxes across all levels of government (federal, state, and local).4.4 of that was Federal, you'd need a hell of lot more tariffs to match that

100%, 200%, 300%, 1000%, 1500%, 600%...

 

[W.D.Clinger]

Taxation is the real tariff.

That's like saying

• Animal is the real platypus.
• Star is the real Alnilam.
• Metal is the real bronze.

Such statements are signals of confusion, or possibly a desire to confuse. Those who are less confused and aren't trying to confuse others say things like

• Bronze is a real metal.
• Alnilam is a real star.
• Platypus is a real animal.
• Tariff is a real tax.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump claims legit jobs reports are a “scam”

https://twitter.com/x/status/1952159351155609638

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump claims he’s cut drug prices by “1,500 percent”

https://twitter.com/x/status/1952160092872171922

 

[Andy_Ross]

Attorney General Ken Paxton
@KenPaxtonTX

Democrats in the Texas House who try and run away like cowards should be found, arrested, and brought back to the Capitol immediately.

We should use every tool at our disposal to hunt down those who think they are above the law.

 

[Dr.Sid]

Trump claims he’s cut drug prices by “1,500 percent”

He's been consistent about it. Clearly nobody has the courage to tell him ..

 

[Safe-Keeper]

He's been consistent about it. Clearly nobody has the courage to tell him ..

Or they have tried, like when they tried explaining to him that asylum seekers aren't from insane asylums, or that stealth fighters aren't invisible to the naked eye, or...

 

[Norman Alexander]

Attorney General Ken Paxton
@KenPaxtonTX

Democrats in the Texas House who try and run away like cowards should be found, arrested, and brought back to the Capitol immediately.

We should use every tool at our disposal to hunt down those who think they are above the law.

What about the Republican congress-people in Washington, Ken? Deciding to take a little early-mark to avoid having to do their actual jobs? Gonna round them up too? Some of them live near you. Off you go! Attaboy.

 

[jimbob]

They're really scrambling to think of anything outrageous enough to draw attention from Trump's dear old friend Epstein.

Anything crazy will do. It's just flying a kite, so they don't need to follow it through.Throw all the dead cats on the table and pray that one will drag the attention away from Epstein.

The Onion, I think is actually making a real point.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to...

theonion.com

 

[jimbob]

Most of the people who built the Empire State were Irish or Italian navvies, they were not US citizens. And most of the people who built NASA were German nazis.

Did you see how @Jack by the hedge put it?

Maybe he meant Braun person.

 

[Pixel42]

Or they have tried, like when they tried explaining to him that asylum seekers aren't from insane asylums, or that stealth fighters aren't invisible to the naked eye, or...

that tariffs are paid by the importer, not the exporter ...

 

[The Great Zaganza]

turns out that paedophilia is only bad when Democrats do it, just like any other bad thing.