Vixen
Penultimate Amazing
There seems to have been three stages to this:
Stage one: "The driver is an asyligrant/brown/Muslim. Enough is enough. We are outraged!"
Stage two: "Police say they have arrested a man who is a 'white British man aged 53'. Ah but they didn't say they arrested the driver. The driver looks much younger than that guy rolling around on the kerb being restrained."
Stage three: "Police say the man is under arrest on suspicion of attempted murder, dangerous driving and whilst driving under the influence of drugs or drink. Ah, sounds like a nice Englishman with an English name. He must have been rattled by some thugs banging his car. Who can blame him for having a little bit of road rage and needing to accelerate out of fear for his life? He did sound his horn, eh?"
Stage four?
"Devastating mechanical failure/health episode".
Stage one: "The driver is an asyligrant/brown/Muslim. Enough is enough. We are outraged!"
Stage two: "Police say they have arrested a man who is a 'white British man aged 53'. Ah but they didn't say they arrested the driver. The driver looks much younger than that guy rolling around on the kerb being restrained."
Stage three: "Police say the man is under arrest on suspicion of attempted murder, dangerous driving and whilst driving under the influence of drugs or drink. Ah, sounds like a nice Englishman with an English name. He must have been rattled by some thugs banging his car. Who can blame him for having a little bit of road rage and needing to accelerate out of fear for his life? He did sound his horn, eh?"
Stage four?
"Devastating mechanical failure/health episode".
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