Cont: 2024 Election Thread part 3

[shemp]

If "God" appeared, Trump and MAGA would deny it was "God." Then "God" would smite all of them and hand them over to "Satan."

This would not be a bad thing.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Rep. Michael McCaul suggests Tim Walz's alleged romance with a Chinese woman in the 1980s -- when Walz was just a teacher, more than 15 years before he ran for office -- was part of the CCP's long game to "compromise" candidates

According to MAGAs every celebrity that endorses Kamala is only doing it because they are compromised.

But Kaptain Kompromat the Dictator's Friend is tip top fine and dandy.

 

[plague311]

"If God came down from on high and God said 'I will be the voting tabulator for the day,' I believe I would California because I do great with the Hispanics."

You can tell he's right because they love being called 'The Hispanics'.

He does this all of the time after a huge ◊◊◊◊ up. For the next few days he just talks about how awesome he is to the people he just insulted, screwed over, or pissed off.

ETA: Ok, so this is bothering me. It's changing the word eff yew see kay to fudge. Just asterisk it and let it go. Don't change my words.

 

[thaiboxerken]

He's so clever. It gets them everytime. Insult them, talk about how he is going to deport them, then talk about how much they love him.

 

[Stacyhs]

Calling half of Americans garbage could cost Kamala the election.

Not the October surprise I was expecting

Donald says

That's because, per usual, they're lying about what Biden said. Full quote:

"The White House later released a transcript which included an apostrophe, and said the president was talking about the words of Hinchcliffe, and not all Trump supporters.
"The only garbage I see floating out there is (Trump's) supporter’s… his demonisation of Latinos is unconscionable, and it's un-American," the transcript reads.

Biden himself later addressed his video call with non-profit organisation Voto Latino, writing on X: "Earlier today I referred to the hateful rhetoric about Puerto Rico spewed by Trump's supporter at his Madison Square Garden rally as garbage - which is the only word I can think of to describe it.

'His demonisation of Latinos is unconscionable. That's all I meant to say. The comments at that rally don't reflect who we are as a nation.' "

 

[dudalb]

One ting in Harris's favor: A lot of Americans are sick and tired of the constant melodrama and kow if Trump gets in we will have 5 more yeras of it.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Scandal of the hour on Newsmax is that Kamala Harris yawned while sitting in a plane

 

[Armitage72]

Arnie is voting for Kamala



Full statement

Cue a long incoherent Trump rant about what a terrible host he was on "The Apprentice" and he never got ratings even close to Trump's.

 

[Stacyhs]

Scandal of the hour on Newsmax is that Kamala Harris yawned while sitting in a plane

I bet she never fell asleep in court.

 

[plague311]

I bet she never fell asleep in court.

The weird part is Trump has looked like ◊◊◊◊ for a hot minute. The last few months I'd say. He looks tired, he's discombobulated, he screws names and locations up, he can't focus and just looks run down.

 

[Stacyhs]

The weird part is Trump has looked like **** for a hot minute. The last few months I'd say. He looks tired, he's discombobulated, he screws names and locations up, he can't focus and just looks run down.

And he's plastering on an even heavier fake tan.

 

[plague311]

And he's plastering on an even heavier fake tan.

That's hilariously true. I was watching Last Week Tonight and they were showing a speech of his and it's crazy how white is hairline is now. The tan just stops right at his hairline and then it's glowing white.

 

[TragicMonkey]

The weird part is Trump has looked like **** for a hot minute. The last few months I'd say. He looks tired, he's discombobulated, he screws names and locations up, he can't focus and just looks run down.

I predicted earlier that he's going to drop dead of natural causes two days before the election. He's circling the drain now.

The estate settlement is going to be an absolute zoo. Melania and Barron vs the rest of the kids, only to find out there's nothing left because of all the debts. All that secret money he hid with Putin is going to stay there. "What secret money, mon ami?" Putin will say, twirling his long cigarette holder, "I do not know of dis, 'ow you say?, secret money. Sacre bleu!" Everybody will sue everybody else and it'll be decades before it's all sorted out.

 

[alfaniner]

I just talked with a friend, and my sister, separately, and they are both "undecided". HOW can you not know who you're going to go with at this point??? However, further discussion reveals that neither one followed the news (good or bad) very closely, and just spouted talking headline points. I usually avoid any political discussion altogether with people I know because it's very difficult for me to be diplomatic. Not because they might disagree, but if they're arguing points that are plain wrong I just go nuts.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump is wearing the garbage man outfit at his rally in Green Bay

look at the colour of this man's face. It's more orange than his orange garbage man outfit.

 

[Andy_Ross]

He looks like an Oompa Loompa

 

[Stacyhs]

Trump is wearing the garbage man outfit at his rally in Green Bay

look at the colour of this man's face. It's more orange than his orange garbage man outfit.

He should be wearing a poop collection bag.

 

[arthwollipot]

I get the topical reference to garbage, but hi-vis is worn by a lot of people other than garbage collectors.

 

[alfaniner]

He looks like an Oompa Loompa

I always thought he was wrongly placed in this cartoon.

 

[Andy_Ross]

I get the topical reference to garbage, but hi-vis is worn by a lot of people other than garbage collectors.

He arrived in a garbage truck

Reporter: Due you owe Puerto Rico an apology?

TRUMP: I love Puerto Rico. And Puerto Rico loves me. I don't know anything about a comedian. Nobody has done more for Puerto Rico than me. Nobody gets along better with Puerto Rico. They love me and I love them.

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