JayUtah
Penultimate Amazing
The 'top secret' missives* sent out by my father's RAF Wing Commander were simply marked, 'Confidential'.
Is this the, "We did it this way when I was a little girl," defense we predicted?
You said the identity of the vehicle was "classified." When pressed, you did not plead cynicism. Instead you provided what you evidently believed was supporting documentation for the claim. Only when it became apparent that everyone else knew about this—and you didn't—did you backpedal and claim you were just being "sardonic." And now you're in your typical face-saving mode: the one in which you claim you knew something about this all along, although not in any sort of conventional or testable way.
Literally everything about your conspiracy theory is something you claim to understand, but about which you are demonstrably ignorant. There is nothing suspicious at all, once we remove your frantic handwaving and attention-seeking from the equation.