Actually, I keep thinking we're being unfair to him. He just wants to be in the White House, munch hamberders and drink coke, talk to important people, and make regular trips to the golf course. Can't they just reserve a plush room for him and let him live there and play make-believe president until he dies of old age, which probably won't take long? Lots of important people will stop by to talk to Harris, and she can just tell them to stop by Dump on their way out, sit with him for 10 minutes, you know, draw drawings with crayons or watch TV together. Maybe even give him a Fisher-Price phone to play with.
The good die young, the bad ones seem to have a near-infinite lifespan. See also Kissinger.
It's the same way your most annoying coworkers just never seem to be absent from work.