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General UK politics VII -Return of the Starmer

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Norman Alexander said:
Bugger Farage! In five years, I could be ruling the Conservatives! They will be so small that they able to hold their national convention in someone's garage. I'm not even a Brit national and have barely spent more than a couple of days there total. And yet I have a tenuous enough connection to the UK that I could conceivably become a UK citizen and be able to vote, and thus lead a party. And I'm sure that I, or indeed a small brown mongrel dog, could be a better and more honest Conservative leader than Toad-face Farage. I could take him in a walk with one hand tied behind my back.

I also think it would be hilarious that every day he is on the hustings, someone throws a glass of something over him. Or pours it from above. Or pelts him with rotten fruit. I gather this used to be common sport in the old days of politics! Let's get back to that, eh, Nige? ;)
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I have looked into the matter of what species Farage most closely allies with. My research (15secs on google images) informs me that Nigel is more reptile than amphibian. The way the Nigellicus Faragicus neck ascends majestically from the shirt collar with little differentiation as to where the neck ends and the chin begins, reveals him to be...




...a turtle!


Mind you, he never quite dries up so perhaps there is an inner amphibian (which are always moist) waiting to burst out.
 

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Andy_Ross said:
GB News have their big guns out today.

Christopher Biggins is on the politics panel, he says at the BBC election debate Nigel Farage simply 'looks at the camera and says what he means'.

"Nigel Farage is the most charismatic out of all the politicians we have. Give him five years and he will be ruling the Conservatives.'
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:confused: Why would anyone care about the views of a washed-up anti-Semitic actor? One who praised the charisma of John Major...
 
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Vixen said:
I have looked into the matter of what species Farage most closely allies with. My research (15secs on google images) informs me that Nigel is more reptile than amphibian.
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David Icke might agree with you.
 
Tory campaign criticised for sending out letter to small business that mimics an official government communication.

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Andy_Ross said:
Tory campaign criticised for sending out letter to small business that mimics an official government communication.

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That's appalling. Does it have the party imprimatur at the bottom? If not it's illegal, as I recall.
 
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James 'One Man War on Nominative Determinism' Cleverly has claimed the upside down flag in his campaign advert was the result of the video having been flipped. But I suppose that was understandable since obviously gravity was upside down that day and flagpole were pointing down...
 
GlennB said:
It's almost as if they're deliberately sabotaging their own campaign.
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He's now referred to the (Black) Labour candidate and ex Para as a coconut

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jimbob said:
He's now referred to the (Black) Labour candidate and ex Para as a coconut
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They have just totally lost it as a party, the people who used to at least have the common sense to keep their prejudice behind closed doors aren't so much saying the quiet part out loud as shouting it through a megaphone.
 
They have to compete with Reform.

They seem to think the majority of the population are thinking and saying the same thing.
 
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They have to compete with Reform.

They seem to think the majority of the population are thinking and saying the same thing.
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The thing is that one can't outflank Reform on the deranged wing. That's what Reclaim is for.*



*To be honest apart from the multimillionaire backers and the most famous proponent I haven't bothered trying to work out which is more deranged. Especially as neither are remotely interested in being truthful about their fascistic aims.
 
Garrison said:
They have just totally lost it as a party, the people who used to at least have the common sense to keep their prejudice behind closed doors aren't so much saying the quiet part out loud as shouting it through a megaphone.
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I suppose it ties in with the story that they're having trouble finding candidates to stand in each constituency. They've rolled a dice on a number of candidates without doing the least amount of vetting (ie. has the potential candidate posted something stupid on SoMe that can be dug up, and if so, how do we respond to it?).
 
jimbob said:
The thing is that one can't outflank Reform on the deranged wing. That's what Reclaim is for.*

*To be honest apart from the multimillionaire backers and the most famous proponent I haven't bothered trying to work out which is more deranged. Especially as neither are remotely interested in being truthful about their fascistic aims.
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Wow! I actually assumed they were the same party, but Reclaim is the one led by odious failed actor Laurence Fox. I mean, it is rare to find someone more obviously horrible than Nigel Farage.
 
Looks like they are doing a Johnson on Sunak, keeping him away from all uncontrolled public appearances. They'll be down to only letting Laura Kuenssberg ask him anything.
 
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