Fake TAM4 Highlights...post yours!

Hutch said:
There was this little story in the Las Vegas papers while we were there:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Jan-31-Tue-2006/news/5637964.html

but that's just the cover story that the police put out. Here's what reallly happened:

A group of us were walking near the location when The Central Scrutinizer, walking ahead of most of us, blurted out "I hate Rebecca" as a large crowd of (Large) Samoans were leaving the concert. Unfortunately, "I hate rebecca" translates into something one does in great privacy with the family livestock and the outraged Pacific Islanders took off after Scrut.

At the same time about 100 yards away, King Merv was trying to convince the doorman at the nearby Gentleman's club that he was, indeed, older than the age 15 he looks. "I'm tellin' ya, I'm twenty-five years old!" he shouted as another group of (Extra Large) Samoans were passing by. Sad to say, Merv's remarks in Samoan sound like you are suggesting that their mothers were goat ah, um, pluckers, and Merv was forced to run for his life, unwisely heading for the Scrutinizer and his pack of howling Micronesians.

It would have been all up for those two, but the JREF Forum team knew what to do. The SSSST (Super Secret Skeptic Sumo Team) of Randfan, Hutch, RS Lancaster and Joshua Korsoi deployed around the two embattled JREF'ers, forming an impenetrable wall and body-slamming any who tried to get through, while renata and rebecca used their soon-to-be famous skepchick crotch-killer manuever (Patent pending). Another group was pacified by Bruce showing them pictures of Brucetta and drawing puppies on the sidewalk. Still others were rendered hors de combat when CF Larsen asked them for evidence that they had been insulted and refused to accept less than total and logical proof. Moe, Lost Angeles and Tkingdoll...well, they were just Moe, Lost Angeles and tkingdoll and that stopped more than one South Sea man in his tracks right there.

By the time the cops arrived all the Samoans were dolice (or steamrolled by the SSSST). Our Cracked lawyer, Brown, got us off with a promise that we would let the cops take all the credit and never tell anyone about what really happened. And we haven't.

Until now.
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You forgot about my spine lasers misfiring and scorching MoeFaux's ass.
 
I loved it when the "wombat-shavers" went after Jamie Hyneman's moustache.

I also enjoyed going to the Frontier to watch "Bikini Bull Riding"... although I thought the bull would probably have looked a little better had he been wearing a one-piece.

Not to be missed was Michael Shermer reading recipes from his Skeptic's Cook Book.
 
Brown said:
I loved it when the "wombat-shavers" went after Jamie Hyneman's moustache.

I also enjoyed going to the Frontier to watch "Bikini Bull Riding"... although I thought the bull would probably have looked a little better had he been wearing a one-piece.

Not to be missed was Michael Shermer reading recipes from his Skeptic's Cook Book.
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Oooo...Jamie Hyneman -- sexy.
Michael Shermer -- sexy.
Much to be found at TAM for all of us skepchicks. As we say "smart is sexy!"
 
The Prophet Yahweh did in fact summon a UFO even though he was not eligible for the JREF prize. However, the UFO’s got the wrong message and showed up over Lake Superior instead of Las Vegas.
 
The female impersonator who crashed the Skepchick PJ Party was actually quite passable. But then I realized that Joan Rivers was actually in LA at the time.
 
Hutch said:
The SSSST (Super Secret Skeptic Sumo Team) of Randfan, Hutch, RS Lancaster and Joshua Korsoi
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I didn't make the cut for SSSST. :cry1


I'll keep eating those delicious Vegas buffets and try out again next year. :gasp:
 
Did anyone see Sylvia Brown?

She showed up during the auction after confessing that she's been a fraud all this time. She's then paid $6,000 or one of Randi's dirty socks. She then (as if it were a big shock) revealed that she is actually a man.

BatBoy
 
BatBoy said:
She showed up during the auction after confessing that she's been a fraud all this time. She's then paid $6,000 or one of Randi's dirty socks. She then (as if it were a big shock) revealed that she is actually a man.

BatBoy
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Are you trying to imply that you're a Sylvia Brown sock puppet?
 
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