Fake TAM4 Highlights...post yours!

[treble_head]

I particularly liked the part where the Bellagio buffet was worth the $40.

 

[delphi_ote]

I particularly liked the part where the Bellagio buffet was worth the $40.

My favorite part was where treble_head stopped complaining about the Bellagio buffet.

 

[ImaginalDisc]

- Penn sawed Teller in half, Randi delivered the eulogy for Teller the next day.

"He never had a bad thing to say about anyone."

 

[Jas]

I particularly liked the part where the Bellagio buffet was worth the $40.

That kobe beef was beautiful.

Mmmmmm..... perfect, rare, kobe beef.

 

[vbloke]

How can we forget the part during the auctions, where Randi put on Kari's dress (that she'd donated for the auction and signed) and paraded up and down the stage, showing off his ballerina-like acrobatic skills?

 

[Krash]

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I liked the two extra events that most people didn't even know about until Monday night...

 

[treble_head]

My favorite part was where treble_head stopped complaining about the Bellagio buffet.

That DEFINATELY never happened.

That kobe beef was beautiful.

Mmmmmm..... perfect, rare, kobe beef.

Quiet, you.

 

[Beleth]

Did you get the part where the girls from the porn convention next door crashed the party? That was the best...

That wasn't the PJ party they crashed, that was the manly whiskey party a few doors down. And, yes; those videos are here.

 

[Ducky]

I liked being fellated by all three mythbusters at once after my interviews.

Oh and the part where Kari offered to fart on my face.

But really, the highlight of the whole thing was overhearing Jeff Wagg tell Kramer he needed help getting rid of a dead hooker.

 

[delphi_ote]

That wasn't the PJ party they crashed, that was the manly whiskey party a few doors down. And, yes; those videos are here.

Maybe the forum skepdudes should have a manly whiskey party next year while the women are off knitting in their underwear.

 

[Ducky]

Maybe the forum skepdudes should have a manly whiskey party next year while the women are off knitting in their underwear.

Something tells me the skepchicks having the manly whiskey party while the skepdudes are off knitting in their underwear is more plausible.

 

[LostAngeles]

Something tells me the skepchicks having the manly whiskey party while the skepdudes are off knitting in their underwear is more plausible.

And I, of course would be at both.

 

[Jas]

I'm pissed about missing the whiskey party.

 

[TobiasTheViking]

Something tells me the skepchicks having the manly whiskey party while the skepdudes are off knitting in their underwear is more plausible.

I plan to fix the holes in my socks instead of making new underwear.. to each his own i guess.

 

[Ducky]

And I, of course would be at both.

In your underwear?

 

[LostAngeles]

In your underwear?

What underwear?

 

[RSLancastr]

6) RSLancaster producing the severed head of 'Kaz' at the end of his lecture.

Had I done this, it would have turned the audience to stone.

 

[Ducky]

What underwear?

Now you're talkin, baby.

 

[LostAngeles]

Had I done this, it would have turned the audience to stone.

Which is why you equip us with the proper shielding first.

 

[Hutch]

There was this little story in the Las Vegas papers while we were there:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Jan-31-Tue-2006/news/5637964.html

but that's just the cover story that the police put out. Here's what reallly happened:

A group of us were walking near the location when The Central Scrutinizer, walking ahead of most of us, blurted out "I hate Rebecca" as a large crowd of (Large) Samoans were leaving the concert. Unfortunately, "I hate rebecca" translates into something one does in great privacy with the family livestock and the outraged Pacific Islanders took off after Scrut.

At the same time about 100 yards away, King Merv was trying to convince the doorman at the nearby Gentleman's club that he was, indeed, older than the age 15 he looks. "I'm tellin' ya, I'm twenty-five years old!" he shouted as another group of (Extra Large) Samoans were passing by. Sad to say, Merv's remarks in Samoan sound like you are suggesting that their mothers were goat ah, um, pluckers, and Merv was forced to run for his life, unwisely heading for the Scrutinizer and his pack of howling Micronesians.

It would have been all up for those two, but the JREF Forum team knew what to do. The SSSST (Super Secret Skeptic Sumo Team) of Randfan, Hutch, RS Lancaster and Joshua Korsoi deployed around the two embattled JREF'ers, forming an impenetrable wall and body-slamming any who tried to get through, while renata and rebecca used their soon-to-be famous skepchick crotch-killer manuever (Patent pending). Another group was pacified by Bruce showing them pictures of Brucetta and drawing puppies on the sidewalk. Still others were rendered hors de combat when CF Larsen asked them for evidence that they had been insulted and refused to accept less than total and logical proof. Moe, Lost Angeles and Tkingdoll...well, they were just Moe, Lost Angeles and tkingdoll and that stopped more than one South Sea man in his tracks right there.

By the time the cops arrived all the Samoans were dolice (or steamrolled by the SSSST). Our Cracked lawyer, Brown, got us off with a promise that we would let the cops take all the credit and never tell anyone about what really happened. And we haven't.

Until now.