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Ed Jesus Guns Babies

Foster Zygote said:
The former is because the Illuminati/shape-shifting alien reptiles/Girl Scouts of America maintain constant patrols around the Antarctic ice wall, sinking anyone who gets too close, harpooning the survivors and feeding them to their ferocious, GMO guard penguins.

The latter is because of the crystal dome, duh.
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I stand corrected. :p

Girl Scouts are paid by the pharmaceutical companies selling appetite suppressant drugs because they want to keep us fat with their oh, so delicious and irresistible Samoas, shortbread, and Thin (?!)Mints! Damn them to hell!
 
:Seth Meyers voice: Oh we love our flat earth, don't we? We have the best flat earth, much better than those other flat earths of the **** hole countries. When I was President, we made it the flattest earth on Earth. Don't believe Ron DeRoundEarth when he says he can make it flatter!
 
It really comes to something when you have someone in your party even more idiotic and despicable than Trump and DeSatan.

Good going Republicans. You did a good job. :rolleyes:
 
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