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Kathy this is why I don't fear eternal damnation.

Ahem...

High Priestess here.

Women need more men than the other way around, except for his holy Freakshow. He gets whatever he wants, cause, well, he's god, right? And he gets to change the rules whenever, unless the Pope and I reinterpret them. Cause that's our job.

And one of you has got to bring GOOD chocolate.
 
bluess said:
Ahem...

High Priestess here.

Women need more men than the other way around, except for his holy Freakshow. He gets whatever he wants, cause, well, he's god, right? And he gets to change the rules whenever, unless the Pope and I reinterpret them. Cause that's our job.

And one of you has got to bring GOOD chocolate.
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IIRC, Mojo is the chocolate supplier. I can go club him for some, mistress.
 
Ceritus, I apologize for taking part in the thread derailment. Great OP, but your respondent hasn't a clue.
 
kmortis said:
IIRC, Mojo is the chocolate supplier. I can go club him for some, mistress.
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No, dear, club him AFTER he hands over the chocolate. Or after he points to the supply.

Please get your priorities straight.
 
TobiasTheCommie said:
And as the antifreak, what would my job be at this.... orgy :D
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Umm... you just get to stand there. You're not part of the cult, are you?

Oh, wait, this might be a even powers thing, in which case if you bring enough chocolate, women, or really hunky guys, you can take part.
 
bluess said:
No, dear, club him AFTER he hands over the chocolate. Or after he points to the supply.

Please get your priorities straight.
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Oh...yes...after. That's the problem.

I guess that's why you're High Priestess, and I'm the Arm of the Freakshow. I got the Titanium Cudgel of Freakshow's Glory, and you have...um...the High Priestess Bustier of Freakshow's Freak.
 
kmortis said:
Oh...yes...after. That's the problem.

I guess that's why you're High Priestess, and I'm the Arm of the Freakshow. I got the Titanium Cudgel of Freakshow's Glory, and you have...um...the High Priestess Bustier of Freakshow's Freak.
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Raise not my wrath, or I shall snap the laces of the holy bustier at you.
 
bluess said:
Raise not my wrath, or I shall snap the laces of the holy bustier at you.
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Well, you might have to provide a list of things for me to do...NOT to do, I mean..heh-heh-heh. I wouldn't want to have you bursting out of your Holy Bustier unnecessarily, now would I.
 
kmortis said:
Well, you might have to provide a list of things for me to do...NOT to do, I mean..heh-heh-heh. I wouldn't want to have you bursting out of your Holy Bustier unnecessarily, now would I.
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I think if we continue in this vein the mods will have to shut us down. Just like any good orgy.
 
Hey, this antifreak isn't turning out to be the good deal i thoguht it would be.

Well, me and the sinners will just have our own orgy, with blackjack, and hookers.
 
bluess said:
Ahem...

High Priestess here.

Women need more men than the other way around, except for his holy Freakshow. He gets whatever he wants, cause, well, he's god, right? And he gets to change the rules whenever, unless the Pope and I reinterpret them. Cause that's our job.

And one of you has got to bring GOOD chocolate.
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Well, if the chocolate's covered I guess it's up to me to bring the booze.

OK, shopping list for the party:
  • booze - different kinds & LOTS OF IT
  • pointy Pope hat & robe
  • mechanical. . . party favors for the ladies, to keep them busy when mortal males need a rest.
  • camcorders, extension cords, maybe a PC & camera for a webcast
 
Ok, fellow Freakists. We now have our own thread to have our sacred orgies in. Let's give Certius his thread back, now that we've trashed it.
 
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