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Kathy this is why I don't fear eternal damnation.

Freakshow said:
What is the difference between my prophecies and the prophecies you believe in? You are not allowed to use circular reasoning in your answer.
kurious_kathy said:
You are not God! Prophecies in the Bible are from God!! I think this is a pretty direct answer. I believe God.
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Can you prove Freakshow a)is not God, or b) is not inspired by God? Seems very prideful of you to declare as fact what is or is not from God.

Freakshow: I for one believe in you! Can I be your Pope? Pleeeeeze?
 
NO, NO, NO

Freakshow needs a High Priestess. I'm perfect for the job.

Step out of the way, before I smite you with my holy Freakshow-liness.
 
Genesius said:
Can you prove Freakshow a)is not God, or b) is not inspired by God? Seems very prideful of you to declare as fact what is or is not from God.

Freakshow: I for one believe in you! Can I be your Pope? Pleeeeeze?
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If I may assist you, Freakshow....
 

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bluess said:
NO, NO, NO

Freakshow needs a High Priestess. I'm perfect for the job.

Step out of the way, before I smite you with my holy Freakshow-liness.
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I'm more than willing to share the job. Having a Pope and a High Priestess certainly could make for some rockin' good times at services!

I believe it was the prophet George Carlin who said " 'Oh Come, All Ye Faithful' was the first song to successfully combine sex and religion. Sounds like one big mass orgasm."
 
Genesius said:
I'm more than willing to share the job. Having a Pope and a High Priestess certainly could make for some rockin' good times at services!

I believe it was the prophet George Carlin who said " 'Oh Come, All Ye Faithful' was the first song to successfully combine sex and religion. Sounds like one big mass orgasm."
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No one should say that I can't share. Ok, you be Pope and I'll be High Priestess. And then we can designate the masses to bring brownies and wine and what have you to the services.

And, in keeping with the perogatives of godhead, Freakshow hasn't responded to either of us, which means we're right and have been appropriately appointed.

Should we end this derail now?
 
Hmmm. . . just been looking over my credentials. So far in my life, I've been ordained by the ULC and UCTAA, and now a Discordian Pope.

So I guess that proves I really am Holier than Thou!

:D

(Except for Freakshow, of course. I know I am Lower than the Sacred Toejam that oozes from His footwear!)
 
Genesius said:
Hmmm. . . just been looking over my credentials. So far in my life, I've been ordained by the ULC and UCTAA, and now a Discordian Pope.

So I guess that proves I really am Holier than Thou!

:D

(Except for Freakshow, of course. I know I am Lower than the Sacred Toejam that oozes from His footwear!)
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Have you been ordained in the Church of the Subgenius? It's the only religion that offers Eternal Salvation or triple your money back.
 
kmortis said:
Have you been ordained in the Church of the Subgenius? It's the only religion that offers Eternal Salvation or triple your money back.
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Not yet. I've been meaning to, but been far too slack to get around to it.
 
Freakshow said:
Dude, this rocks! I'm forming a cult!!!! :D
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Oh most Holy Freak, might your humble servant implore you to start a new thread, detailing the particulars of Your Worship? If I'm going to be your Pope, I need to know just how far I can go in fleecing the sheeple motivating Your people.
 
To all my loyal followers...

Thank you for your willingness to use violence to achieve our righteous mission. But that time will come later, my children. There are more important things that we must deal with at this time.

We must now turn to the most important part of any cult. The real reason that cults are formed. Their true purpose.

SEX

There will be an initiation orgy at my place Friday night. All cult members are welcome, but we must have at least as many women as men. I will need 4, just for myself. So please bring as many women as you can get signed up. There will be a reward for those that bring at least 2 women: You will be allowed to do my housework, and wash my car. Doing these jobs are of the highest honor, as it keeps your holy leader clean and free of the tainting influence of dirt and dust.

Who would like the job of going to the drug store to buy their entire condom supply? I will appoint that person to a special position within the cult. That post will be announced later, after I have thought of it.

But first things first: ORGY!!!!!!!!!
 
Freakshow said:
To all my loyal followers...

Thank you for your willingness to use violence to achieve our righteous mission. But that time will come later, my children. There are more important things that we must deal with at this time.

We must now turn to the most important part of any cult. The real reason that cults are formed. Their true purpose.

SEX

There will be an initiation orgy at my place Friday night. All cult members are welcome, but we must have at least as many women as men. I will need 4, just for myself. So please bring as many women as you can get signed up. There will be a reward for those that bring at least 2 women: You will be allowed to do my housework, and wash my car. Doing these jobs are of the highest honor, as it keeps your holy leader clean and free of the tainting influence of dirt and dust.

Who would like the job of going to the drug store to buy their entire condom supply? I will appoint that person to a special position within the cult. That post will be announced later, after I have thought of it.

But first things first: ORGY!!!!!!!!!
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So, can I use my Titanium Cudgle of Freakshow's Glory to club any guy who brings no women?
 
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